We all have that friend, coworker, or odd relative who just doesn't get it.

In an enlightened age in which everybody understands America is founded on inequality, racism, and slavery, we're all surprised when some white rube blathers on about America being a land of opportunity. Why doesn't everybody see only two classes of an oppressive upper class and a downtrodden lower class? Why do some people think student loans should be paid back? Did Marx stutter? Can such people be helped?

Well, thanks to a new breakthrough in the People's Department of Science™, help is on the way! Introducing Commie Glasses™!

Commie Glasses™ are designed to block out visions and other hallucinations of a middle class. Without Commie Glasses™, a victim may see that every company has entry level positions, opportunities for management, and more rungs on the ladder for advancement. But put on those Commie Glasses™ and all you can see is the highest salary compared to the lowest wage. Everything in between is completely blocked out. You'll be in a rage of righteous indignation at the unfairness of it all before you can say, "Karl Marx"!

Observe the very scientific graphic below:


Once you apply Commie Glasses™, all those delusions of opportunity simply vanish like magic!

Order your pair of Commie Glasses™ today while rations last.

Only one pair per customer. No returns, exchanges, or refunds. Please report customer complaints by including customer's name, address, and most likely time to be at home.

Side effects include increased urges to hurl Molotov cocktails, block traffic, and destroy private businesses. There are no negative side effects.

You deserve a Nobel Prize, comrade!
Will they be distributed together with the vaccines?

Minitrue wrote:You deserve a Nobel Prize, comrade!
Will they be distributed together with the vaccines?

Commie Glasses™ are great. Lightweight lenses and bendable frames, so they don't weigh heavily on the wearer's cranium.

Kevin Clinesmith's guilty plea states that Commie Glasses™ and the patented Redacted lens area simply kept him from seeing what his hands were typing as virtual fact to support FISA surveillance of unmasked Michael Flynn.

My brain was virtually unaware of what my hands were typing.
K. Clinesmith
Commie Glasses™ wearer sworn oath testimony

Commie Glasses™ and their patented Redacted lens area are worn by all the best - and want-to-be - Deep State operatives. The innovative blurred line between 2020 vision and Redacted vision is virtually imperceptible to the wearer.

Birx & Fauci® have produced an entirely new CoVid-19 collection of designer frames manufactured by the finest labs of WuHan from which to choose.

The visual from the Director really helped the mythical horned rodent to literally "see" the difference. Every picture tells a story as the story goes...

Great product, Komissar al-Blogunov

'pelipsky's gonna wear Commie Glasses with redacted vision when reachin' for a second slice of Karaoke Kraken Cake - no carbs, no calories, no upside down side at all consequences - due to the patented Redacted area - this merry Cancelled Season.™

forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549

jackalopelipsky wrote:Commie Glasses™ are great. Lightweight lenses and bendable frames, so they don't weigh heavily on the wearer's cranium.

Kevin Clinesmith's guilty plea states that Commie Glasses™ and the patented Redacted lens area simply kept him from seeing what his hands were typing as virtual fact to support FISA surveillance of unmasked Michael Flynn.

My brain was virtually unaware of what my hands were typing.
K. Clinesmith
Commie Glasses™ wearer sworn oath testimony

Commie Glasses™ and their patented Redacted lens area are worn by all the best - and want-to-be - Deep State operatives. The innovative blurred line between 2020 vision and Redacted vision is virtually imperceptible to the wearer.

Birx & Fauci® have produced an entirely new CoVid-19 collection of designer frames manufactured by the finest labs of WuHan from which to choose.

The visual from the Director really helped the mythical horned rodent to literally "see" the difference. Every picture tells a story as the story goes...

Great product, Komissar al-Blogunov

'pelipsky's gonna wear Commie Glasses with redacted vision when reachin' for a second slice of Karaoke Kraken Cake - no carbs, no calories, no upside down side at all consequences - due to the patented Redacted area - this merry Cancelled Season.™

forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549

Real heroes?

I hear Yasser Arafat is still stable in a Paris hospital.

That was my favorite phrase when working in the ICU. "Stable". When you achieve room temperature, you are the definition of stable.

When the press is consistently wrong, they are very stable.

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:Real heroes?

I hear Yasser Arafat is still stable in a Paris hospital.

That was my favorite phrase when working in the ICU. "Stable". When you achieve room temperature, you are the definition of stable.

When the press is consistently wrong, they are very stable.

Off topic, but a question to ponder. IF, all of the health care workers, who are TRAINED to use PPE correctly, STILL transmit the wu-flu Chyna virus among each other, how can any sentient being THINK that untrained proles will magically use that PPE more effectively?

Still socialist distancing.

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:Off topic, but a question to ponder. IF, all of the health care workers, who are TRAINED to use PPE correctly, STILL transmit the wu-flu Chyna virus among each other, how can any sentient being THINK that untrained proles will magically use that PPE more effectively?

Still socialist distancing.

Thinking is not authorized. We have a vaccine against that. Did you not receive your dose?

RedDiaperette wrote:

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:Off topic, but a question to ponder. IF, all of the health care workers, who are TRAINED to use PPE correctly, STILL transmit the wu-flu Chyna virus among each other, how can any sentient being THINK that untrained proles will magically use that PPE more effectively?

Still socialist distancing.

Thinking is not authorized. We have a vaccine against that. Did you not receive your dose?

Still waiting for my allotment. And still wondering about the efficacy of face diaper use by untrained proles. Well, for preventing spread of Chyna virus. It is obviously very effective at identifying compliant proles.

The Commie Glasses work miracles. Here's proof. Click to embiggen.


Thus, many Dem voters would have voted differently if it weren't for the media blackout of Trump's successes and Biden's scandals.


"Democracy dies in darkness" wasn't a warning, but operating instructions.

Red Square wrote:"Democracy dies in darkness" wasn't a warning, but operating instructions.

The Washington Post is the darkness.

Thank Marx the education system throughout the West has conditioned the Sheeple to avoid looking for alternative news sources. They might start asking questions.

Minitrue wrote:Thank Marx the education system throughout the West has conditioned the Sheeple to avoid looking for alternative news sources. They might start asking questions.

One cannot go looking for something which one does not know exists. Thank Lenin our Loyal Media have been working diligently to block such alternative sources and all references to them.

Thank you Supreme Director.

the horned rodent's mythical mind was all flux capacitated trying to figure out the percentages of Time's Person of the year which for all practical purposes seems to be recreating the slave percentage of personytizenship.

Here

Ancient Chinese Secret...

and

Comrades of the Year!

This is all very fluxxing...

Now, you present the collective with REDACTED percentages of personytizens, who due to hands voting according to redacted Commie Glasses facts would redirect their vote. Does this not prove the existence of the patented Redacted lens zone produced by Commie Glasses.

The unseen becomes seen according to 2020 vision surrounding the redacted zone.

fluxedforelocktug,
'pelipsky

Red Square wrote:The Commie Glasses work miracles. Here's proof. Click to embiggen.

Survey.jpg

Thus, many Dem voters would have voted differently if it weren't for the media blackout of Trump's successes and Biden's scandals.


"Democracy dies in darkness" wasn't a warning, but operating instructions.

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:BTW, in the glorious days of the Soviet Union, did citizens typically believe they were better off than the West? I've read different testimonies on that subject. This information may be helpful for further development of Commie Glasses™ technology.

Yes, that was the idea. And we were supposed to feel sorry for the oppressed and exploited toiling masses of the West.

That was at least my perception as I was a kid. But then I grew up and was able to peek at the world bypassing the mandatory Commie Glasses we were all expected to wear at all times.

I guess the razzle dazzle, coupled with YUGE voter fraud did the trick.....I wonder how many of those Biden voters knew just how ruthless a Chicom apologist Biden was/is/always will be?

Red Square wrote:

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:BTW, in the glorious days of the Soviet Union, did citizens typically believe they were better off than the West? I've read different testimonies on that subject. This information may be helpful for further development of Commie Glasses™ technology.

Yes, that was the idea. And we were supposed to feel sorry for the oppressed and exploited toiling masses of the West.

That was at least my perception as I was a kid. But then I grew up and was able to peek at the world bypassing the mandatory Commie Glasses we were all expected to wear at all times.

Poster_School_Us_Them.jpg

We'd have to wait for 2020 for "Школа Закрыта" to come true.

Call me "old school," but I still prefer Putin's glasses:



--KOOK

KOOK wrote:Call me "old school," but I still prefer Putin's glasses:



--KOOK

Did you mean...

It looks like your Komissar al-Blogunov spyglasses work against PoliticalXray spyglasses spying on Putin using spyglasses which enable him while outdoors to see what's happening somewhere indoors. But I think Putin prefers using them to remotely spy on Ukrainian women brandishing their Guns.

Perhaps you can share with us some top-secret things you've been able to discern via your excellent spyglasses.

I realize Joe BidenHisTime always wears "sunglasses" similar to Putin's. I wonder what top-secret things Uncle Joe has seen. Can he see what Xi sees? Of course not. Joe's sunglasses are made in China, so we know that when Joe uses his sunglasses, Xi sees what Joe sees. So the real question is, "What do Xi's glasses see?"

Maybe your spyglasses can hack into Xi's spyglasses hacking into Joe's made-in-China glasses.

I'm still using my own American-Made spyglasses (I think) from DARPA, but I've not yet been able to see what Xi's glasses find in spying via Joe's glasses. Maybe that's a Deep State problem.

I wonder whether Trump has spyglasses that can spy on Xi's spyglasses spying on Joe?

--KOOK

KOOK,

What kind of spyglasses are used to see credible evidence of fraud?

And, of course, Trumputler the Red, has spyglasses that can spy on Xi's spyglasses spying on Joe who wears polarized Commie Glasses with the patented redacted lens like the media unable to see credible evidence of fraud.

Right?

'pelipsky

Or as the saying goes, "How many spies could a spyglass spy if a spyglass could spy spies?"

jackalopelipsky wrote:KOOK,

What kind of spyglasses are used to see credible evidence of fraud?

And, of course, Trumputler the Red, has spyglasses that can spy on Xi's spyglasses spying on Joe who wears polarized Commie Glasses with the patented redacted lens like the media unable to see credible evidence of fraud.

Right?

'pelipsky

I fear my DARPA spyglasses will soon be blocked from spying on Joe's spyglasses to see what he's seeing, so I'll try using my spyglasses to spy on Komissar al-Blogunov's spyglasses spying on Xi's spyglasses spying on Joe in order to see what Joe is seeing.

I also wonder whether Xi has a Chinese Shoe spying on Joe's Maxwell-Smart Shoe so Xi can also hear what Joe is saying while he's spying on what Joe's seeing.

What's needed is a headset with spyglasses for the eyes and a Maxwell-Smart Shoe as spy-shoes for the ears.

I think I should patent that before someone else does -- Oops, a quick search has revealed it to be a patent Xi already stole from Dominion after Dominion stole it from DARPA.

He who hesitates is lost.

Or maybe Xi's been using Fang Fang's** spyglasses since she had to turn-in her equipment upon returning after having been detected while using them to see what Swalwell was seeing when he was still "seeing" her.

Remember old saying, "Spyglass picture worth 1,000 words, but 1,000 words not worth 粪."

**Thanks to jackalopelipsky for detecting my witless failure to detect my incorrect use of "o" instead of "a."

--KOOK

KOOK,

you've got the 'pelipsky comin' AND goin'...sort of like how Texazistan's Hwy #6 has a reputation of operating. Setting bootphone from Pecan Orchard #6 to Tractor Barn #2 for Ambassador's affirmation.

All this Commie Glasses with patented redacted lens capability ---or incapability ---to see through spyglasses... and then back again??? Everything is such a pallendromic blur of backwardsforwardnessbackwardness, needs a pair of Commie Glasses with a pair of WRAPAROUND spyglasses...with day/night capabilities.

Maybe Komissar al-Blogunov could do a "bundle price" for the upcoming Cancelled Season's secret comrades sharing. Maybe we could buy some of Fang Fang's confiscated technology at People's Army Surplus??

And KOOK, speakin' of Fang Fang...well, that's what Love Hacked is all about in the mythical horned rodent's nare brained-mind.

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-kara ... 22108.html

forelocktug from the People's Neighborhood,
'pelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549
over n'out

Reflections on Liberty show that Joe sees what Xi sees:




Liberty Masked as reflected in Joe Biden's new sunglasses as reflected in Xi Jinping's Wuhan sunglasses.

--KOOK