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Comrades,

When I think of all the troubles I've had the past 7 years due to the greedy kapitalists, I never could have dreamed that our Dear Leader could solve it so handily.

Poor people deserve solar energy too! I don't mean letting the sun dry the washing you hung up on the line. I mean actual solar panels on the roof of your hovel, trailer, or another government-approved housing! Even better, those greedy kapitalist pigs help pay for it. Our worries are over!

FACT SHEET: Administration Announces New Initiative to Increase Solar Access for All Americans

Solar panels in Baltimore? Are they bullet-proof?

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Solar panels in Baltimore? Are they bullet-proof?

I'm not sure if they are bullet proof, but once people realize how quickly you can cook a bird with them, I predict a cooking revolution!

When I saw this sentence I realized HE was onto something new! I hope HIS plan to utilize solar energy doesn't clash with HIS plan to "save the ice from solar energy". But either way, now it's certain to be fairly and equally distributed among HIS subjects people.

"The solar industry is also setting its own, independent goal of becoming the most diverse sector of the U.S. energy industry, and a number of companies are announcing that they are taking steps to build a more inclusive solar workforce."