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It's true, it's true! It's on Amazon and elsewhere -
https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Pacifier-Babies-Purple-Orange/dp/B072L3JBTZ


Prhaps this is a great symbolic way for progressive adults to stay abreast with current events and the current truth while drawing emotional strength from a simulation of Dear Leader's nipples.



The same can be said of our Many-Titted Empress...


 

And if you scroll down you'll find related items and accessories conveniently offered by Amazon's artificial intelligence.


 

If its not in Mercantile #86, or the tractor parts catalog, I don't need it.
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

If its not in Mercantile #86, or the tractor parts catalog, I don't need it.





Perhaps the comrade would prefer something more,.. comforting?







Littletude ABDL Onesie | Adult Baby Snap Crotch Romper Style | Unicorns and Princesses
 

While it looks comfy, I ain't shaving my legs or anything else. So there.

That being said, your concern and generosity are once again noted. Thanks for being worried about me staying warm at bedtime during this chilly part of winter, but really, no thanks. I have my issue jammies with the number stenciled across the back and down the leg, a little thin and worn, but they'll do for now.

And stay out of the orchard.
 

Is it just me or did Obama's moobs get bigger??
 

Papa Kalashnikook

Is it just me or did Obama's moobs get bigger??

you crazy cismales. whut?? you JUST CAN'T KEEP YOUR EYES OFF 'EM can you??

And that pic...add a grass skirt and it's the new and improved Nationalized Geographic reporting strange and different equally primivance cultures for all the young grade schoolers to peruse because eyeing you know 'whats' is so...like...n.a.t.u.r.a.l.

Everything is so far out...it's on it's way back in. Watch out! Incoming!

'pelipsky
Russian Agent of Karaoke Hooliganism and honor guard to Ambassador to Texazistan
#BR 549
 

jackalopelipsky

Papa Kalashnikook

Is it just me or did Obama's moobs get bigger??

you crazy cismales. whut?? you JUST CAN'T KEEP YOUR EYES OFF 'EM can you??

And that pic...add a grass skirt and it's the new and improved Nationalized Geographic reporting strange and different equally primivance cultures for all the young grade schoolers to peruse because eyeing you know 'whats' is so...like...n.a.t.u.r.a.l.

Everything is so far out...it's on it's way back in. Watch out! Incoming!

'pelipsky
Russian Agent of Karaoke Hooliganism and honor guard to Ambassador to Texazistan
#BR 549
Thanks for the mammaries...


 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

While it looks comfy, I ain't shaving my legs or anything else.Referring to the onesie? or what is in the onesie?