New York Times Warms My Heart

- Venezuela's Leader to Send Heating Oil to South Bronx
- Union Steps Up Drive to Organize Starbucks
- Just Try to Sleep Tight. The Bedbugs Are Back.
Venezuela's Leader to Send Heating Oil to South Bronx
The Venezuela article explains how The Peoples Hero, Comrade Chavez, has joined forces with U.S. Representative Jose E. Serrano to "provide eight million gallons of discounted heating oil this winter to thousands of low-income residents of the South Bronx."
Best of all is The Times' description of Brother Chavez:
I don't know why The Times does not hail Comrade Chavez as The Great People's Liberator, but they otherwise understand that he is the enemy of Bush and a skeptic of the harsh American system, and is therefore a model leader who must be emulated here.
And Comrade Serrano! I hope you will remember the benevolence of Comrade Chavez, and how his oil keeps you in office, when you are called upon to vote against the interests of the vile Amerikkka!
Union Steps Up Drive to Organize Starbucks
The hell with striking against fascist Starbucks! We ought to drag their Zionist executives into the gutter and beat the life out of them for the injustices that they assault The People with:
We're NOT going to be hammered down by the damn slavedriving racist corporate filth of Starbucks who take food out of our mouths and poison our children! Here's the first step, People...
And that damn racist so-called "administrative law judge" had BETTER SIDE WITH THE PEOPLE, or we'll leave him in the gutter with the swines who run Starbucks.
Comrade Gross, do you know that our fight will not be peaceful? That in order to achieve justice for Comrade Bender, we will need to rid the cesspool of the scum that infest it...by any means?
Finally...
Just Try to Sleep Tight. The Bedbugs Are Back.
Is there a better symbol of capitalism than the lowly bedbug?
And now, you filthy-rich corporate rapists have to live among the vermin that you have created. Just as you suck the life out of the working class, the bedbugs will suck the life out of you:
And look at how the bedbugs got here...just delicious irony:
The Working People of The World have arrived at the shores of Amerikkka to seek vengeance for the centuries of cruel capitalist oppression! The weapons of the capitalist class, the pesticides they used to exterminate the indigenous peoples, have been turned against them!
The People are winning!
Smash anyone who disagrees with the New York Times, and leave them in the gutter!

