Prevent veterans from attending college!

UCCS (University of Colorado, Colorado Springs) newsletter compares veterans to white supremacists

They have been permanently tainted, and are no long fit for a four-year university.

Comrades, our social justice campaign marches on! Free speech and statues are on the way out, next victim enemy of the people is the veteran. This invader of safe spaces is regarded as a domestic terrorist, a white supremacist, and a Trump voter!

The article says all veterans have far right-wing ideologies and are unsympathetic to the LGBTQ community. They are fit to attend trade schools and possibly community colleges where their patriotism and work ethics can be watered down to safe levels, but they have no place at institutions of higher education!

Most Equal Komrad Stakhanovets,

At least the authors of this inclusive epistle did not use the utterly vapid "Thank you for your service".

From an eddy in the Current Truth ™ ,

Red Salmon

PS. I denounce myself for my color designation. Somehow "Sockeye" just doesn't denote the same far left devotion as Red.