Comrades,

Although most of you are traitors who turned your backs on our Empress in her time of need, I still feel some comradeship for you. That is the ones I have not dispatched of yet with my Makarov. Because of these reluctant feelings of socialist brotherhood, I want to bring you great news. I have come across brand new information from the Democratic Politburo. It has been decided that Vice-Chairman Biden will be purged from the party rolls and possibly exiled in Kolyma. His name will be erased from history and forgotten. He deserves this fate since he is a traitor to the Party. The Chairman himself, O … O something - I can't recall his name, has also fallen out of favor with the Party elite but will not be purged for the time being. Maybe later.

The Party is in shambles - these are terrible times. Even progressive womyn are leaving! The reactionaries will crush us in November and crush us again in 2012 if something isn't done. But, salvage is at hand! There is only one person who can save us now:

The Empress!

Yes comrades. The Empress will return as she planned. She will run for Vice President in 2012 and rule the country by proxy after that with an iron fist. Those who abandoned the Empress - prepare to discover a wall behind your back and a firing squad in front of you.

Clearly, a victory for the history books.
March forth comrades! A glorious world is at hand.

Vodkov, I have equally reliable information that Obama the usurper who stole the election from our beloved MTE is hoping to buy off Hillary by offering her the VP slot. My informants tell me she intends to spit in his face and laugh. She knows that she can oust him and take the Presidency.

Many of the Party faithful are disappointed. Hillary will remind them what she warned in 2007, that Obama is inexperienced. 2012 is her time and she knows it. She won't settle for second fiddle to a bungler. Let's face it, being VP is less than dirt, a humiliation, a place where Presidents dump their garbage. Hillary wants and deserves better. The Clinton machine is alive and well, hiding in the shadows ready to strike.

The day after Tues. Nov. 2 is start of the 2012 election cycle. I urge all Party members to think long and hard and stake out their positions. I've made my choice. Long live the MTE!

Finally our Beloved MTE will get the respect and power that She deserves. It will be a reign the likes of which that will fill the History books for all of time.

Remember those of us who still adore you, Empress!!

I just don't know . . . I have so much respect for the articulateness and deep thoughts of dear Comrade bin Biden that I would hate to see him gone. No one can fall over words the way he does, not even the Empress or the Empresses mate, BJ. oooh, but the hopes of having BJ back in the oral oval office, if just to peep around, sends tingles down my leg.

Good point Frau, Biden is a very articulate speaker, no doubt about it. Perhaps President Hillary can keep him onboard after she ousts that amateur Hussein.

(Yes, I'm a proud FOH)

I'm so thrilled you're pleased, Whoopie. Do we get extra vodka rations for scoring points? I think we should, if we do not. Points are about as hard to come by as good vodka.

I will add that I believe Comradess Hillary would make an impressive Vice Czar to the Presidency, IF she were so appointed. She has the thighs for hard work, strong manly fingers for poking, a high pitched, screamy voice that all can hear and would be a good representative for all manly females. And I'm sure she and Mama MO would have good times of 'discussion' in their private hours around the blue rug in the oral oval office.

"At the present stage, the period of building socialism, the classes, strata and social groups which favour, support and work for the cause of socialist construction all come within the category of the people, while the social forces and groups which resist the socialist revolution and are hostile to or sabotage socialist construction are all enemies of the people."
-Chairman Mao Dear, People's. We must heed these words of the great socialist leader, Chairman Mao. We must remember that our enemy is not Chairman Obama or Commissar Hillary. The enemy are those who are resisting the socialist revolution. The obstructionists consist of Tea-Baggers, Republicans, Wall Street bankers, citizens of AZ, the Cambridge police, Gulf Coast Fisherman, Rod Blagojevich, Faux News, talk radio, and anyone with a paying occupation or private health insurance. The racist, sexist, homophobe forces of the Tea-Baggers are trying to split and spit on the forces of "Change" and "Hope". It is important that during these times of tribulation we remain focused on maintaining a united front by continuing to push The People's propaganda. Whether it be Chaiman Obama or Chairperson Hillary our objective of creating a society based on the equal distribution of misery must not lose its focus. Sincerely, El Presidente

El Presidente (of a foreign country) I really like your food.. or Chairman Mao's food. Is that really dog in the egg rolls?

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:El Presidente (of a foreign country) I really like your food.. or Chairman Mao's food. Is that really dog in the egg rolls?

Have you ever seen a Chinese Funeral?

The day after Tues. Nov. 2 is start of the 2012 election cycle.

So...that would be Wednesday, November 3rd?

She's ready, and she ain't in noways tahred.

You're darn tootin' Betinov. Have you seen her lately? Meeting with Putin, toasting our Euro-Socialist friends with big glasses of wine...wearing glasses!

She's just oozing with gravitas and foreign diplomacy experience. Why I bet during the Primary debates in 2011 she'll put that young pup Obama over her knee and spank him til he cries like a baby.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:El Presidente (of a foreign country) I really like your food.. or Chairman Mao's food. Is that really dog in the egg rolls?

Out of respect for Laika I will refrain from answering that question. Besides, progressivism requires one to not seek answers regarding the ingredients of govt. rations, whether it be Obama-Care, Financial-Reform, Economic-Stimulus, or Chinese egg rolls. Simply eat and accept your rations with sacrificial pride. Enjoy.

I must agree with your assessment, Comrade Presidente, but that most accurate photo does look like a dumping or egg roll I once had. It appears to be stuffed with something, so I am thinking it's an egg roll.

Meanwhile you spineless bastards with the lonely exceptions of Laika and Whoopie have failed to report to the real PURGE of Gore and Edwards. I need to get rid of all three!

Congrats to Vodkov on his 42nd Party Rehabilitation! But Vodkov, I want the whole kit and kaboodle. Not some VP Schmee Pee!

POTUS damn it!

Exactly Hillary, our MTE is no foo. She knows that being offered VP is an insult in political circles. 2012 is Hillary's last and best chance to be President. There is no way Obama can win re-election as it stands now. He's lost 56% of the independent vote and even 25% of the Democrat vote. Hillary can cast herself as the savior of the Democrat Party. And Hillary has nothing to lose.

If she challenges Obama in the Primary and loses her career is over. If she waits until 2016 (should Obama win re-election) she knows the public will be sick of Democrat rule by then. And should a Republican win in 2012, most Republican Presidents serve two terms so the next shot Hillary would get is 2020 and she'll be too old by then.

So it's 2012 for Hillary or bust.

More bad news for Biden! Coincidence? I think not!

Joe Biden fined $219K for 2008 presidential campaign violations

The Federal Election Commission has penalized Vice President Joe Biden's 2008 presidential campaign $219,000 for accepting over-the-limit contributions and a discounted flight on a jet owned by a New York hedge fund. His campaign also was charged with sloppy record-keeping.
[...]
A major Democratic donor who has contributed more than $180,000 to Democratic candidates and causes since 1999 (including $19,000 to Biden's various committees), Hall's firm has been implicated — but not charged — by Attorney General Andrew Cuomo in a New York state pension fund kickback investigation into a joint venture that paid the Clinton Group $750 million in state funds.

Clinton, Shminton! Andy Cuomo is Hillary's kiss-ass as evidenced in this archive footage:

How To Kiss Up To Hillary And Save Ass During Purges

Hillary-Kissing for Idiots
...and a reference for the rest of the village


From today's New York Post

POLITICAL PLANT: Closer . . . closer . . . kiss. Andrew Cuomo lines up Hillary Rodham Clinton for a peck she doesn't expect yesterday.

November 7, 2006 -- The Democratic ticket was awfully unified yesterday as Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton got a stealth smooch from attorney-general front-runner Andrew Cuomo in lower Manhattan.

Clinton's eyes opened wide when she was caught off guard by Cuomo planting one on her left cheek just before a press conference outside the 1st Precinct, with Patrolmen's Benevolent Association President Patrick Lynch looking on.

Show trial for Biden!

Careful there Andy, looks like your cheek lick may have aroused the long slumbering libido of the MTE! <crash> <thunder>

I WANT ALL THREE PURGED! Skip the show trial. I proclaim them guilty.

Where's Theocritus? I need to chug some virgin blood. AB Negative, the rarest of the rare.

Hillary wrote:I WANT ALL THREE PURGED! Skip the show trial. I proclaim them guilty.

Where's Theocritus? I need to chug some virgin blood. AB Negative, the rarest of the rare.

Theocritus has abandoned you, my Empress. He is butter-frying lobsters for POTUS as we speak.