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Nordic Supremacy Day Announced

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Squareheads Proclaim NORDIC SUPREMACY DAY

Goteborg, Sverige (Skandia News) - After massive anti-American demonstrations were held in America by illegal Mexican immigrants and La Raza on the so-called "Cinco De Mayo" to celebrate some obscure Mexican holiday and/or excuse for getting out of work, the National Socialist Skandinavian Workers Party declared that henceforth April 20th would be Nordic Supremacy Day.

NSSWP head Vidkun Quisling announced at a news conference, "If illegal Mexican immigrants in the USA can intimidate the cowardly Progressives and get them to enforce a ban on the wearing of American Flag t-shirts on the Fifth of May because it's "racist" to be proud of your country, then NSSWP demands that Progressives ban the wearing of American Flag t-shirts on Nordic Supremacy Day, April 20th. No longer we will tolerate the display of racist American Flagerism on our beloved founder's birthday! We stand shoulder to shoulder in solidarity with our brown brothers - they have Cinco De Mayo and we have Nordic Supremacy Day!"

When asked what significance April 20th has for Skandinavians and Aryans, Quisling's eyes darted back & forth and then squinted at the news journalist from MSNBC and said, "....uh....it's 4-20....dude....like ...ya know? Our founder....uh....Adolf....umm...Schickelgruber! Yeah, that's it. Adolf Schickelgruber; he was born on April 20. Okay?" The MSNBC journalist/ fact-checker replied, "Sure, dude. Whatevs. I partake."

The news conference was Simulcast to Sverige, Norway, Iceland, Finland and Denmark. There was rejoicing in the streets of Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen, Helsinki and Reykjavik while demonstrators waved signs that said, "Now we can illegally immigrate to the USA and leave these bitter cold lands to the filthy Moslem savages in our midst! Woo-hoo!"

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[highlight=#000000]NSSWP DISCOVERS ORIGINATOR OF THE "HIGH FIVE"[/highlight]

Uppsala, Sverige (Skandia News) - Joe Goebbels, the spokesman for NORDIC SUPREMACY DAY, announced that an exciting discovery was made today.

"Mein kamaraden, we have proof that our beloved Founding Leader invented the so-called "High Five", so popular among American untermenschen. Our proof is photographic undt our proof is undeniable!"

Hier ist Nordic Supremacy Day founder Adolf Schickelgruber at an April 20 rally
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