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North Korea celebrates Kamala Victory early

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North Korea launches new intercontinental ballistic missile designed to threaten U.S.



Our comrades in the worker's paradise of N Korea have begun pre-emptive attacks celebrations of Kamala's pre-arranged fair and impartial election win by launching intercontinental ballistic missiles the Jumbo Fireworks Special Rocket package (available by special order, just in time for New Years..., one dozen sparklers free with every rocket purchased!) 

While the election isn't until tomorrow, Kim Jong Un may have miscalculated the time shift to daylight savings time, especially since the Ukraine is to the west of Pyong-Yang, and DC is to the east...

"Minor error, We fix."  Kim Jong Un was heard to say as he executed his Chief of Rocket Troops and Artillery.

 

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
11/4/2024, 9:24 pm
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North Korea launches new intercontinental ballistic missile designed to threaten U.S.



Our comrades in the worker's paradise of N Korea have begun pre-emptive attacks celebrations of Kamala's pre-arranged fair and impartial election win by launching intercontinental ballistic missiles the Jumbo Fireworks Special Rocket package (available by special order, just in time for New Years..., one dozen sparklers free with every rocket purchased!) 

While the election isn't until tomorrow, Kim Jong Un may have miscalculated the time shift to daylight savings time, especially since the Ukraine is to the west of Pyong-Yang, and DC is to the east...

"Minor error, We fix."  Kim Jong Un was heard to say as he executed his Chief of Rocket Troops and Artillery.


So confused.

Should I face mecca when cowering under my elementary skool desk?  Or should I bow down and put my ass up for allah and wait for big Mike to give me the high five?

So very confused...
 

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
11/4/2024, 9:24 pm
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North Korea launches new intercontinental ballistic missile designed to threaten U.S.



Our comrades in the worker's paradise of N Korea have begun pre-emptive attacks celebrations of Kamala's pre-arranged fair and impartial election win by launching intercontinental ballistic missiles the Jumbo Fireworks Special Rocket package (available by special order, just in time for New Years..., one dozen sparklers free with every rocket purchased!) 

While the election isn't until tomorrow, Kim Jong Un may have miscalculated the time shift to daylight savings time, especially since the Ukraine is to the west of Pyong-Yang, and DC is to the east...

"Minor error, We fix."  Kim Jong Un was heard to say as he executed his Chief of Rocket Troops and Artillery.

 

Yes, Tractor Barn Ivan, the Kamala pre-electionary test of Kim Jong Un’s Jumbo Fireworks Special Rocket package (available by special order, just in time for New Years..., one dozen sparklers free with every rocket purchased!”

Only one dozen sparklers? You run one tight Fireworks Special, there at the Tractor Barn. Toss in a couple packs of Chinese Firecrackers here at the university at which Texazistan’s Highway 6 proceeds both to and from. Those, a dozen sparklers, and the Jumbo Fireworks Special Rocket package produced in military supply factories located in NoKo.

What ever happens in election is Russian interference.


 
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