North Korea Launches Haute Couture Apparel Line


Juche Couture™ !! The Hottest new fashion trend since Che t-shirts and purses.
Juche Couture™ Radies Handbag - Smarr enough for your unmentionabres yet big enough for your bratty chirdren. (The one on the right had Juche Couture handbag inside out. Subject was eriminated as standard cautionary procedure.)

Juche Couture™ Radies Hotpants - fatties need not appry. Theses hotpants wirr stir up the Fifth Columnist in arr of us.
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Kim Jong Irrin'


Nice glaphics!
There appears to be amazing simraritirs between Korean Engrish and Japanese Engrish. I did not realize there was such a commonarity between the two widely sepalated points.
You rearn something new dairy!




Okay, okay, I carmed down now.....Get me Anita Bryant on the terephone. I sign her up to be spokesman for Orange Juche™ . What that? Aw, shit! She dead? But I remember her rike it was just yesterday! I have arr you peopre shot! Chop-chop!