Comrade Bill DeBlasio (Nee Willard Wilhelm) has announced a new uniform for New York's finest. This is the latest technology in low-cost polyester and will no longer include an expensive bullet-proof vest or dangerous sidearm.



Comrade DeBlasio will be passing a new bill to disarm the New York Police who have proven to be dangerous with sidearms and instead, will distribute the firearms to the homeless population who now occupy 5-star hotels on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.

The police will include Social Workers and more petite women. The new sidearm of choice for armed officers will be a wooden spoon (with no sharp edges).

Now that's social justice!

The Main Stream Media has been complaining about the mass exodus from New York City and blaming COVID:19; blithely ignoring the fact that DiBlasio has not only implemented Bail Reform, which returns violent criminals to the streets immediately without bail, but also has distributed violent offenders to upper West Side hotels so as to disperse the criminals so that they might be safe.

The robbery, murder and rape spree has begun with murder rates tripling, burglaries, robberies and muggings have gone off the charts.

But people are leaving New York City because of COVID. Right.

Evil Smiley wrote:Comrade Bill DiBlasio (Nee Willard Wilhelm) has announced a new uniform for New York's finest.

Somehow, I just can't get the image of Droogs out of my head when it comes to new NYPD Willard Wilhelm inspired uniforms.

These wooden spoons ... are they not dangerous? If they break, there will be splinters. And splinters are such an ouchie.

You're welcome.

RedDiaperette wrote:These wooden spoons ... are they not dangerous? If they break, there will be splinters. And splinters are such an ouchie.

Also, they may inspire unkosher thoughts.....
Spooning, if you can follow me. That supraspeciesist, timeless delight.