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Obama and offshore drilling, I can't make this up!

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Remember the computer HAL from 2001, A Space Odyssey? It went nuts after being fed falsehoods disguised as truth. It blew a fuse after continually being told 2+2=5. I'm starting to empathize with Hal.

I can't make this up.

Obama on offshore drilling:

May 27, 2010 "A stern-faced President Barack Obama on Thursday announced steps to limit new oil drilling and exploration as the investigation of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill continues, telling the American people that he is "fully engaged" and ultimately responsible for what he called a catastrophe."

Source: https://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/05/27 ... index.html

August 18, 2009 "The U.S. is going to lend billions of dollars to Brazil's state-owned oil company, Petrobras, to finance exploration of the huge offshore discovery in Brazil's Tupi oil field in the Santos Basin near Rio de Janeiro. Brazil's planning minister confirmed that White House National Security Adviser James Jones met this month with Brazilian officials to talk about the loan."

Source: https://online.wsj.com/article/SB100014 ... 24166.html

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My personal feelings.....

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spectrum sanitizer wrote:Remember the computer HAL from 2001, A Space Odyssey? It went nuts after being fed falsehoods disguised as truth. It blew a fuse after continually being told 2+2=5. I'm starting to empathize with Hal.
Dear Spectrum Sanitizer:

Since you mentioned HAL 9000, it's not just the no-energy engery policy:

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--KOOK


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spectrum sanitizer wrote:To KOOK, one word,

Touche

What's even worse than Obama 9000's abandoment of "Dave" is not only the identity of Dave's successor, and the replacement vehicle for the Shuttle and substitute vehicle for the Orion but also NASA's new mission:


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But help may be on the way:

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--KOOK

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Who is she? That horrid reichwinger Dana Perino, Bush WH press secretary. What do I win?!! A gulag free week?!!

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Who is she? That horrid reichwinger Dana Perino, Bush WH press secretary. What do I win?!! A gulag free week?!!

No doubt the creator of Seven of Nine-Twelve wishes it were she.

I have it on good authority he's still searching for a nubile candidate able to ooze the same primeval appeal as her inspirational namesake, Seven of Nine. There was an excellent candidate, but she got cold feet, arms, legs, torso, etc. So, the creator is still searching. It's tough work, but somebody's got to do it.

--Kook

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spectrum sanitizer wrote:.
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Dear Tovarisch Spec-San, stop beating a dead horse, and get on with the Five Year Plan.

The Dear Leader is proceeding as planned in last year's Politburo decision, to nationalize all oil drilling.

It is the same Plan used by Hugo
(whom you have gloriously captured while beating his dead horse in one of those Havanah training sessions).

The Five Year Plan is based on a few chosen oil drilling disasters, which will 'force' the Dear Leader to nationalize oil drilling, so that foreign companies, like BP just become caretakers for the Peoples.

In this scenario, already used by Comrade Hugo, the oil drilling venture is 51% owned by the Government, and 49% owned by BP, with the Government picking up the tab for ensuring that these types of megadisasters don't happen again
(helps BP reduce the risk, and guarantees the SEIU and other big labor unions a steady stream of revenue). Comrade Hugo got rich with his scheme, but our Five Year Plan is smarter, because it makes labor unions rich, and thereby reduces the visibility of the parties (much like, Big Capitalist Corporations in reverse).

If you were a union boss you would be happy, because this plan not only ensures the wealth of your union
(and you directly), but it ensures that when China buys the rights to America's Oil, they will have to pay 51% of oil royalties to the United Socialist States of America.

No one loses with this Five Year Plan, only those Burgois in Wall Street, and small entrepreneur pigs who own small gasoline stations and businesses.

American drivers are going to pay $20 per gallon of gas, which will force them to commute in bus and trains.

I tell you, this is a glorious Five Year Plan that only brilliant minds in Chicago could come up with. Al Gore got epileptic seizures when he heard it 12 months ago, and beat himself silly for not coming up with it.

When all is said and done, Amerika will be cut down to size, and China will own the world!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jibaro is right (I mean Left-- can't get used to Earthling terminology):


How can anyone who cares about Mother Earth be so callous as to mock efforts by Obama and James Cameron to save the Gulf of Mexico from the ravages of Big Petroleum?



Remember those brave souls (on whom I reported) who communed with the glacier to show Mother Earth that they care?


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Well, those same braves souls have placed themselves in great peril by gathering on one of the formerly pristine beaches on the Gulf of Mexico, where they -- like the pelicans and all other sea-dwelling and sea-faring creatures-- became dangerously soaked in oil:


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But James Cameron, Jake Sully and I have come to their rescue. Click here to view our heroic efforts to cleanse these poor souls.




--GAIA Minister Neytiri


 
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