Dateline Fairfax, VA - AP (Associated Potatoes)

The Secret Service admitted today that, while in attendance at a British Boy Band concert with Malia Obama, daughter of The One and The Angry, they encountered a Boglodite space alien in the audience. Note the alleged alien in the photo above.

During research concerning why media such as the Huffington Post and Buzzfeed first posted photos and articles about the First Daughter's attendance at the One Direction concert and then subsequently scrubbed the articles from their websites, Associated Potatoes learned of the presence of the Boglodite at the event.

Following the concert, it appears that agents J and K were called in by the Obama administration to neuralize the audience, thereby erasing all memory of both Malia Obama's attendance and that of the space alien (see photo below, taken outside the Patriot Center, where the concert took place, as the concert goers filed outside).

Denying rumors that the Obama administration is actually allied with the Boglodites, who have a tendency to destroy all planets they encounter, presidential spokesmouth Jay "Carney" Carney giggled, stuck his finger up his nose, and stated - for the record - that "The president has no comment on the Boglodites, never has, never will. And Malia wasn't at that concert."

News Flash - Washington, DC - AP - (Associated Potatoes)

This just in: in spite of repeated denial by the Obama administration of collusion between the White House and Boglodite space aliens, Associated Potatoes has obtained this photograph showing a Boglodite spacecraft on the White House lawn, with the president's Marine helicopter descending for a meeting with the aliens as curious onlookers look on curiously.

Read this quickly before it is scrubbed.

Comrade!

Are the Boglodites exempt from Dearleadercare?


Is that Will Smith? It doesn't look like him in that picture.

Comrade Paradigm. that is Agent J - formerly known as the actor Will Smith.