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Obama Campaign 2012 Kool-Aid Vendors Needed!!

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Comrades

ACORN can't do it all this time and Obama Kool-Aid "Vendors" for this election campaign are desperately needed!! Our research has shown however that just drinking the Kool Aid will not be enough. It has been deterimened that it will need to be IV injected for maximal mind-numbing effect. (Spraying the audience with it will not work. Look what happened when we tried it at the Glenn Beck's Restore America Rally. The people even picked up their signs and trash!!) Sign up to be a Kool Aid Vendor today.***

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*** Warning: Being a Kool Aid Vendor is not a guarantee that you'll escape future purges. Always use universal precautions as progressives are statistically known to carry far more blood bourne pathogens than their Conservative counter-parts!!

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Koolaid vendors must observe local ordinances to insure health standards, food service standards, and appropriate taxes are collected and submitted. Poor children selling lemonade are now considered convicted felons...

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Comrade Tovarichi: Using children to make money! Are there no depths that the vile capitalist pigs won't stoop to make a quick buck? ACORN selling homes for child prostitution ....ummmm... well..ummmm.... hey isn't that Michael Moore over there??


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Comrade Huckleberry: Green is Obama and Al Gore's favorite color too and it doesn't have anything to do with the environment.......

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Proletarian Robot wrote:
Comrade Huckleberry: Green is Obama and Al Gore's favorite color too and it doesn't have anything to do with the environment.......

I'll take- Progressive Al Gore, HDTV & Blood Bourne Pathogens for $1000.00 SirComrade Robot.
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[quote="Huckleberry Commons Thyme I'll take- Progressive Al Gore, HDTV & Blood Bourne Pathogens for $1000.00 SirComrade Robot. What is; https://www.wnd.com/?pageId=33137[/quote]
Comrade Hucleberry: The Jeopardy question then is: "Why is scamming money from Global Warming safer than scamming money from AIDS?"

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Tovarichi wrote:Koolaid vendors must observe local ordinances to insure health standards, food service standards, and appropriate taxes are collected and submitted. Poor children selling lemonade are now considered convicted felons...

Comrade, convicted felons are the perfect candidates for selling Kool-Aid v2012™. And who can resist the Children™? We cannot disenfranchise convicted felons—and especially the Children™.

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Comrades,

For municipal purposes, would these workers be defined as "Dope peddlers"?

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General Confusion wrote:Comrades,

For municipal purposes, would these workers be defined as "Dope peddlers"?

When the figure head chief of the operation is riding in a pimped-out limo Caddy called "The Beast", I suppose the term "Dope Peddlers" could 'possiblie' apply to the proles serving the system.

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Robot, have you spoken to Mayor Bloomers and Empress Flotus to ensure this tasty mind-numbing refreshment meets all current requirements for being low in trans-fats, sugars and taste? We must also ensure that there is a Union Flavor Kool Aid so that it can be sold in California even though those fucking idiots really don't need any.


 
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