Obama claims credit for North and South Korea summit

Former President Barack Obama has later stated that most of the work in ending hostilities between North and South Korea was the years of diplomatic relations he conducted with North Korea prior to Trump taking office.
 

Obama shortly followed up with a similar Twitter announcement:

[indentr]"History was made today when ABBA announced they are finally set to reunite and release new songs for the first time in 35 years. I am honored to have such an important role in ending the hostilities between Agnetha and Frida due to the years of diplomatic negotiations I conducted with them and the music industry prior to Trump taking office."[/indentr]


 

Former President Obama has added later that Michelle Obama's #BringBackOurUnifiedKorea campaign also played a key role here.


 

Damn you, Chedoh! You made me go check Dear (former) Leader's Twitter account just to see whether this tweet is real!
 

The first clue should have been the serif Times New Roman font which Twitter never uses.
 

Comrades!
Again my popcorn supply must be replenished as I spit up a mouthful into my very large bowl of ready cooked goodness after reading such amazing statements from our "Dear Leader"!
Also, my barrel of Uncle Sergei's secret "Gulag Beet Mash” recipie was knocked over in panic over the loss of weeks of nourishing popcorn. So if you could get me a few more beets to me I’ll invite you to my Dacha when the batch is ready.

As Always, In Great Socialist Comradely Future!

Commissar for the Liquidation of All Enemies of The Proletariat Working Classes(™)
Doing more for the environment since the Khmer Rouge in 1975

Dimitri Kissov/Brother #2

P.S. What is this former Dear Leader stuff? I read "Pravda" and "Izvestia" daily and I've seen no indications of a coup against the Party(™)?
 

Korean war must continue: Hawaiian federal judge declares Trump's peace effort unconstitutional



 

Dear Leader (PBUH), His O'liness should be getting O-Force One washed and waxed for his next trip for another Nobel Peace Prize...
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

Dear Leader (PBUH), His O'liness should be getting O-Force One washed and waxed for his next trip for another Nobel Peace Prize...

...and HE might consider getting Moo washed and waxed too!
 

Needs an Obama selfie.
 

Captain Craptek

Ivan the Stakhanovets

Dear Leader (PBUH), His O'liness should be getting O-Force One washed and waxed for his next trip for another Nobel Peace Prize...

...and HE might consider getting Moo washed and waxed too!


 

Ending the Korean War is not just a war crime. It is a crime against humanity and an assault on the North Korean people's human rights. Starving and working people to death can prevent obesity and laziness, and most importantly, people prefer their lives to end uninterrupted by prosperity, eating, and freedom!

Trying to change the North Korean way of life is clearly a racist war against the North Korean people waged by that fascist Donald Trump who is obviously aiming to win the Nobel for achieving something, instead of nothing - like his predecessor, the Greatest President in US history who achieved nothing and for that reason is the Greatest President in US history.

Peace on the Korean Peninsula is American cultural appropriation and colonialism at its worst, just for profits to sell the people MacDonalds, Coke, Wranglers and iPhones! It imposes prosperity, health and happiness, and freedom to see the world and enjoy life, on a people who don't need it.

It is about that time to launch the rockets and level Tokyo, Rocket Man! The North Koreans must take back their nation before the electricity is restored, the lights go on, people watch peace at hand on large panel TVs, and it's too late to turn the clock back a half century.