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Obama to continue mascot changes with other teams

4/20/2016, 11:28 am
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Following the successful replacement of the University of Alabama team mascot, President Obama is seeking more change, working tirelessly to make sure our children will not be exposed to certain popular, but insensitive and microaggressive team names and mascots.

Here are some candidates on the President's ever growing list:

  1. Atlanta Braves to Meeks
  2. Los Angeles Angles to Avocadoes
  3. New Orleans Saints to Soviets
  4. Washington Redskins to Rednecks
  5. New England Patriots to Communists
  6. New York Jets to Props
  7. New York Giants to Dwarfs
  8. Kansas City Chiefs to Chefs
  9. San Francisco 49ers to Bums
  10. San Diego Chargers to Parolees
  11. Atlanta Falcons to Pigeons
  12. San Francisco Giants to Miniatures
  13. Los Angeles Dodgers to Crooks (will have a crook for a mascot).

All changes to occur by executive order, not subject to Supreme Court challenges.
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4/20/2016, 5:08 pm
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Hammer and Loupe wrote: Washington Redskins to Rednecks
I propose the historical seat of White oppression should have its named changed to Whitewashedsin.
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4/20/2016, 11:04 pm
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The Pittsburgh Pirate Parrot will be changed to the Pittsburgh Pirate Crow.

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The Pierogi Race at most Pirate games will be changed to the Beet race.
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4/21/2016, 2:08 am
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New York, where you're treated as
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Surrounded by
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and
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Opposing viewpoints met with a cascade of
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They're the champions of
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and squat-boy
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flush out the old and replace it with a flesh list of
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White, cisgendered - you're one of the
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and lower than
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4/21/2016, 8:26 pm
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