Obama Controls Internet - The Final Information Solution


News reports a filled with glorious phrasings:
"immediately comply"
"seize control"
"shut down"
"emergency measure"
"National Center for Cybersecurity and Communications"
"subject to command"
"information sharing"
"absolute power"
"We protect them"
Are your collective legs tingling yet?











Some feel the warm tingle - others the warm tinkle of our exhalted Leader.









Now I know who to call when I have an internet emergency...
"911, what's your emergency?"
"I was posting a comment to the Cube and the #@&% page crashed before my message got posted! Can you send Obama over to fix it?"





Fraulein Pulloskies
oooh, Comrade Whoopie, I am thinking dear Leader is way to busy fixing the golf... gulf... golf (?) to
Dear Leader is experiencing the after-effects of a few shots of Captain Morgan rum......






As terrorists increasingly recruit U.S. citizens, the government needs to constantly balance Americans' civil rights and privacy with the need to keep people safe, said Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano.
But finding that balance has become more complex as homegrown terrorists have used the Internet to reach out to extremists abroad for inspiration and training. Those contacts have spurred a recent rash of U.S.-based terror plots and incidents.
FoxNews

