Obama Creating New CIA Jobs

Join The New And Improved Central Intelligence Agency.
For over forty years the Democratic Party has worked tirelessly to turn the CIA into an ineffective toothless government bureaucratic. With AG Holder launching the latest political witch-hunt against the agency their work is almost complete. Not only will these actions result in a weakening of America's national defense, it will create numerous employment opportunities at the CIA.

If you thought your anti-America stance would prevent you from ever becoming a CIA agent, think again. These positions will go to applicants with experience in community organizing, left-wing activist, and Leftist militants. Background check, U.S. citizenship, and drug testing not required.
Apply Today! at your local ACORN office.
 

These men peacefully guarding a polling place and exconerated by Eric Holder just might be who you are looking for. A new Panther for a new America.

 

May I suggest Comrade Mark Rich may may a wonderful director of the new and improved CIA now that we have seen the many failings of the current director?