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Obama, Hardest Working President Ever

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An exclusive look inside the Whitehouse. Obama's Treasury Secretary still has no plan, this is causing the markets to drop daily. Have No Fear! Obama is working every night on a solution.

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I was beat as a small child for using a "Ouija" board.
Now I'm going to need therapy!

I'm pretty damn sure there's therapy money in the "Stimulus Package" for "Small Children Abused With Ouija Boards".

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The markets are doing just fine, Comrade Maksim! JUST FREAKIN' FINE!

(Whispers into hidden lapel microphone) Bug Superkommissar Maksim's dacha and... uh... take his popcorn maker. Oh, and his blender... Get the blender too.

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Comrades, I read a commentary from former Australian PM Keating. He claims that Dear Leader's bested buddy Tim Geithner was appointed to draft some IMF recovery plan for Asia way back when. Well, Keating says that Geithner is an incompetent poser. A total fuckup who couldn't find his asshole if he used both hands. His plan destroyed the Asian economies.

He suspects this is why after all these weeks Mr. Geithner still hasn't formulated a plan to get banks back to lending. Little Timmy is hiding in his office gripped with indecision.

However, Mr. Keating assures us, when Timmy comes out with a plan, it will most likely be the absolute worst possible solution to the problem.

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Comrades! Geithner is the ONLY one that can get help us reach the necessary endstate: complete destruction of the capitalist oppression system and a full-fledged leap into Socialism...

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SecTrea Geithner wrote the 1st bank bailout, nationalizing some banks. Clearly, it will take some time and a slight of hand to get them all. I suspect he wants them to come to him begging to be nationalized. A bear market annd contracted economy work in our favor so we intend to keep talking without really saying anything, except to remark about the crisis and how it was inhereted.

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Comrades,

This is a glorious revelation. However, I have a potentially troubling question: Are those spirits being tapped by the ouija board unionized?

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I figured the spirits being tapped by the ouija board were that of Ghosts of Socialist Past. Unless Stalin has purged all the other ghosts...

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Verily it must be so. Perhaps this helps explain why the(ir) Force was one with ACORN in support of The One.

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It's obvious these two Rethuglikkans weren't working nearly as hard as the One. They're even contributing to global warmingclimate change and habitat destruction, the fiends, and <gasp> they're working for themselves instead of for the People'stm benefit. I ask you, how low can they sink in their depravity?

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Well like the book on curtain hanging says "It takes a Community Organizer From Chicago who is Looking for a Photo-Op."

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An exclusive look inside the Whitehouse. Obama's Treasury Secretary still has no plan, this is causing the markets to drop daily. Have No Fear! Obama is working every night on a solution.
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Holy Jesus! I think I see Satan in the background!


 
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