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Obama needs more money!

12/17/2008, 4:50 pm
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Obama supporters are constantly being spammed with several e-mails each week asking for more money, even after the election.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1208/16645.html

But the flurry of fundraising e-mails has some subscribers pleading for a break from the solicitations and has raised questions about whether Obama has figured out how to harness the power of his online network once in the White House.

And, of course, there are the fashion and novelty sale items — including the Obama fleece scarf being hawked this week with a deadline duly noted to ensure delivery in time for Christmas.

Comrades, what amount of money will ever be enough for Obama? Perhaps he is already starting his campaign for his 2012 re-election!
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12/17/2008, 5:24 pm
Our Dear Leader and Messiah is worth every penny that has been used to elect Him POTUS!! How can He redistribute the wealth of the USSA unless He has lots of money to hand out to the Children™?? Comrades, our Dear Leader needs all of us to be patriotic and pay more to the State.

May the Obama give you a bale of cash and a bottle of potato vodka for His coronation!! May your allotment of hemorrhoid creme be received on time and in the proper amount!!
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12/17/2008, 8:54 pm
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I am sending all the money I can. Trust me, He won't like you very much if He has to ask you to send it in.
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12/17/2008, 8:55 pm
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No, comrades, he needs the money to buy gas and pay the mortgages for all the workers as he promised during the campaign! Now, what am I bid for the One's Senate Seat.... keep in mind, it was hardly ever used!
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12/17/2008, 9:25 pm
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Opiate of the People wrote:No, comrades, he needs the money to buy gas and pay the mortgages for all the workers as he promised during the campaign! Now, what am I bid for the One's Senate Seat.... keep in mind, it was hardly ever used!

I sure hope so! I'm losing my patience, everyday I've been waiting by my mailbox for my government check or a letter from Obama telling me where I can send my bills to. It's ridiculous that I still have to pay for my own gasoline and mortgage
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12/18/2008, 9:08 am
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ObamaMarx2008 wrote: I sure hope so! I'm losing my patience, everyday I've been waiting by my mailbox for my government check or a letter from Obama telling me where I can send my bills to. It's ridiculous that I still have to pay for my own gasoline and mortgage

As of yesterday, my local bank branch had not been looted, so when I was there I asked them if they had started receiving mortgage payments from the government yet. Nobody laughed. I liberated a lollypop from the candy jar and I have my eye on some nice office chairs.

Change is coming!
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12/18/2008, 11:09 pm
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Comrades,

I guess those Obama compaign workers in Indianapolis who went unrewarded and turned on The One were not all efficiently rounded up. This bodes ill for the President-Elect, but I trust he and the rest of our infallible leaders will be able to find the "Print More" button at all the mints across the land.

In fact, I bet there's a good chance that both Iran and North Korea will even donate more of their own domestically printed US dollars, without preconditions, to the world economy, if not to The One directly.

It's our chance to show Comrade Bob Mugabe who's really #1. His inflation is only like a million % a year. Comrades, we can do billions a year!

Beat that, Bobby.
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12/19/2008, 8:59 am
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Comrades,

I have disabled one of my e-mail accounts because I was being solicited by several unpatriotic Mugabee government employees. If I wanted to help out Zimbabwe or Nigeria, I would have organized a "coup de tat" with the rebels. As everyone knows, I'm down with the people's causes, as long as the people aren't looking for democracy (spits on floor, disgustedly) and I'm hardly going to be one of their mules, to get blood money out of their countries.(not that I would ever see any LOL). The solicitations were numbering 10 to 1, so I just dropped the account.

not that naive,

Che' Gourmet




Got to go con convince the government to give me a job, counting the USSA's 2010 census........hey, it will pay the bills, since no one is into luxuries like eating gourmet in NY state (with the exception of Albany) these days. 18% tax on a soda!....fu#$* the obese.....this state blows!
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12/19/2008, 12:35 pm
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Comrade Che' Gourmet,

18% tax on soda? What in the name of Uncle Joe Stalin is that?

I don't get out much here in the NC Collective.
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12/19/2008, 11:24 pm
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Comrade Che Gourmet,

Regarding African solicitations, might I suggest a different view. Lend your money, especially since as a more-or-less honkie, you're guilty of colonialism even as a revolutionary. Thus the solicitors deserve your money. Moreover, since you're engaging in welfare and voter employment, not profit and production, and therefore the real business motive, inform Congress of your deed, list the prospective immigrants who'll vote D to show their gratitude, and Congress will add your name to the bailout: You'll get all your money back and maybe even then some, given Congressional accounting methods!

Of course, with that Cuban Black Bean soup recipe of yours, you might have re-ignited a continent-wide revolution, if only gastronomic. But all revolutions have their origins in the proletariat!

I'm with Comrade Grigori E.R. on that 18% tax. I'd go into the soda moonshine business. Home bottling equipment is not so costly and if you reintroduced sarsaparilla or cinnamon sodas, I think you'd build an encryptable long customer list quickly. With those 90% blackmarket mark-up margins, hey!

Wait, I'm endorsing capitalist exploitation. Sorry, nix that.
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12/22/2008, 1:46 am
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Won't we be giving all of our money in taxes to the Obamasiah any way?
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12/22/2008, 2:44 am
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Comrade_Elliott wrote:Won't we be giving all of our money in taxes to the Obamasiah any way?

Yo!

Da One be needin' more. New tax rate of 115%, AND addin' 5 more money printin' presses still not enough, send more $.
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12/22/2008, 7:53 am
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Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comrade Che Gourmet,

Regarding African solicitations, might I suggest a different view. Lend your money, especially since as a more-or-less honkie, you're guilty of colonialism even as a revolutionary. Thus the solicitors deserve your money. Moreover, since you're engaging in welfare and voter employment, not profit and production, and therefore the real business motive, inform Congress of your deed, list the prospective immigrants who'll vote D to show their gratitude, and Congress will add your name to the bailout: You'll get all your money back and maybe even then some, given Congressional accounting methods!

[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]Of course, with that Cuban Black Bean soup recipe of yours, you might have re-ignited a continent-wide revolution, if only gastronomic. [/HIGHLIGHT]But all revolutions have their origins in the proletariat!

I'm with Comrade Grigori E.R. on that 18% tax. I'd go into the soda moonshine business. Home bottling equipment is not so costly and if you reintroduced sarsaparilla or cinnamon sodas, I think you'd build an encryptable long customer list quickly. With those 90% blackmarket mark-up margins, hey!

Wait, I'm endorsing capitalist exploitation. Sorry, nix that.

Comrade Tovarich,

So glad you and your guests enjoyed my soup. As far as helping out the Africans, I think my stint in the Congo was more than enough, and didn't turn out too well, either. The soda moonshine business sounds interesting, but only if we can enslaveconvince the masses with an extra ingredient(you know, like Coke) and that the major brands are in cahoots with the Bush regime. I for one, have all but given up drinking soda. Our, oh so wise, Gov Patterson has decided the state is too obese, and that this tax (and a myriad of others) are best for the people. I, as a esteemed Party member, must promote the current agenda. (at least until I can get out of here, or they realize their folly in taxing the people out of the state) Of course, soon the Gov will appoint a Kennedy to the MTE's senate seat, making everything just ducky!


no worries, just snowblind,

Che' Gourmet
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12/22/2008, 2:40 pm
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Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:
Comrade_Elliott wrote:Won't we be giving all of our money in taxes to the Obamasiah any way?

Yo!

Da One be needin' more. New tax rate of 115%, AND addin' 5 more money printin' presses still not enough, send more $.

I see, well, those ditches are fun to dig (work more for more money to give).
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12/23/2008, 12:22 am
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Comrade_Elliott wrote:
I see, well, those ditches are fun to dig (work more for more money to give).


Shh, big secret, ditches not for workers to earn beets, but to bury the party's political enemies.
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12/23/2008, 12:43 pm
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My lips are sealed, or else. . .
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12/24/2008, 2:43 am
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Comrades,

Of course The One needs all the ones ($1) he can get. Each zero following the one will be appreciated all the more.

My question is not whether we need public works but what kind of public works for the best public good. To this end I think it is time we, yet again, look to France, where artists' nude models are Paris municipal employees. This is a wonderful way to get the Socialist Man, Woman, and Other into the public consciousness, or, to paraphrase The One, "into the public's face." Or some parts in faces, or orifices, or something.

Of course, the models are protesting low wages by sitting around outside in the cold. That's hard-oncore!

The models, who work for the city of Paris posing for students and professional artists, said the end of the "cornet" was the last straw.

"I don't really care about the cornet. What I want is to be better paid," said Kras, a full-time artists' model who has been doing the job for 15 years.

She said an average wage of 10 euros ($13) an hour for posing sessions that often lasted around three hours was inadequate. She added that models, classified officially as "special diverse personnel," wanted clearer professional recognition.

"It is a profession, it's tiring. Because it's physical, you need a lot of endurance and it's also expressive," she said.

"We're performers who play non-speaking roles, that's the way I always think of it."
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