Some Chinese Offended by ‘Rapper' Obama Chewing Gum During State Visit

The population of China has recognized what the Amerikkan public is still learning, Dear Leader (PBUH) is a rennaissance man of many talents, which now include RAPPER.

By merely chewing gum, Dear Leader has convinced all of China that he is a skilled hip-hop freestylin' machine, without producing a single rhyme (a technique previously perfected with the award of a Nobel Peace Prize).

Jay-Z has demoted himself to amateur to preclude encroaching on the aura of Dear Leader's accomplishments, thus ensuring a return invitation to the open bar at Barry's Crib.

Jay-Z was always JV, anyway.

The problem is: a shortage of good rap names. I checked a bunch of rap name generators and entering "Barack" doesn't bring up anything interesting. However, Rum & Monkey has a great generator for old skool DJ names, and it turns out the president's is:

DJ Acid Headcracker.

In the meantime, Comrade Imperatorsky, the idea of rap demotions have some people around here a little nervous: