Dear Comrades,

In a Great Leap Forward towards the total collectivization of the USSA, Comrade Party Chairman and President Barack Barackovich Obama has agreed to a new plan to avert the Republican ‘sequestration plot' by increasing collectivization of the American Gross Domestic Product from 26% to 33%.

Comrade Obama's goal, from the very first day of his career as a Party Agitator in Chicagograd, has been the fair redistribution of the People's Wealth.

With each increase the taxation base, the consolidation of wealth with the State will further enable the Party to fairly give to each citizen according to his needs.

The truly fairest path will be that of total absorption of the GDP within the State. This goal is presently being achieved through State regulation via the various Regulatory Organs of the State.

Regulations help steer the economy towards complete supervision by the State, effectively ending private property and allowing the Party to redistribute the People's Wealth from those who do not deserve it to those who do.

Comrades, we are called by the clarion Voice of Social Progress to support our President as he destroys the final opposition to the Proletariat's Will found in the People's Congress. The hateful Republicans and their Capitalist puppet-masters must be once and for all finished off as impediments to the proper care and feeding of the Workers and Peasants of the USSA.

Taxation and regulation are the ‘pincer maneuver' used by successful armies in crushing their adversaries. Brothers and sisters, our enemy is private property! It must be abolished in order to save the poor from their suffering!

Defeat the Reactionary Republicans! Agitate for further collectivization of the USSA economy!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

I thought this was another one of our jokes, but this one hits TOO CLOSE TO HOME.

As a raised Marxist, I always knew that the difference between a Socialist State and a Worker's Paradise like North Korea, Cuba, and the defunct USSR was:

Socialist State: Governement Expenditures 25% ≤ GDP

Marxist State: 25% of GDP ≤ Government Expenses ≈ 50% of GDP

(Anything over 50% of GDP produces a Mugabe State.)

Obama doesn't mask his intentions at all, except more than 50% of Americans are not paying attention .

Jíbaro wrote:
Obama doesn't mask his intentions at all, except more than 50% of Americans are not paying attention .

Or taxes.
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Jíbaro wrote:
I thought this was another one of our jokes, but this one hits TOO CLOSE TO HOME.

As a raised Marxist, I always knew that the difference between a Socialist State and a Worker's Paradise like North Korea, Cuba, and the defunct USSR was:

Socialist State: Governement Expenditures 25% ≤ GDP

Marxist State: 25% of GDP ≤ Government Expenses ≈ 50% of GDP

(Anything over 50% of GDP produces a Mugabe State.)

Obama doesn't mask his intentions at all, except more than 50% of Americans are not paying attention .

And 50% of AmeriKans are not paying taxes.

Comrade Obama's goal, from the very first day of his career as a Party Agitator in Chicagograd, has been the fair redistribution of the People's Wealth.

Of course, Comrade Obama and his cronies hard-working associates deserve a bigger slice of the People's Pie since they are doing all the heavy lifting! It's only FAIR!

Republicans join Obama to save their jobs and keep benefits of Congressional office.