A fantastic parody from Exurban League:

After maintaining his silence for two days, President Obama will soon make his first public statement about the pirate attack upon an U.S.-flagged vessel off the Horn of Africa. After several inquiries and a few well-placed bribes, Exurban League has received an early transcript of the President's remarks:

Good evening. As you know, early yesterday, Somali-based pirates attacked the Maersk Alabama, a freighter carrying relief supplies to Kenya. While we do not yet know all the details, the Alabama's crew re-took control of the vessel and forced the pirates off the ship.

Since the pirates are still holding the captain, I have sent FBI negotiators to facilitate his safe and speedy release. I assure his friends and family that I will not stop until this man-made disaster is resolved in a peaceful, tolerant and ecologically-sound manner.

Obviously, this incident has raised many concerns among Americans. There have been calls for justice and even violence against the misguided perpetrators. But such an emotional reaction has led to the disparagement of entire groups with which we are unfamiliar. We have seen this throughout history.

For too long, America has been too dismissive of the proud culture and invaluable contributions of the Pirate Community. Whether it is their pioneering work with prosthetics, husbandry of tropical birds or fanciful fashion sense, America owes a deep debt to Pirates.

The past eight years have shown a failure to appreciate the historic role of these noble seafarers. Instead of celebrating their entreprenuerial spirit and seeking to partner with them to meet common challenges, there have been times where America has shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive.

Some of us wonder if our current Overseas Contingency Operation would even be needed had the last administration not been so quick to label Pirates as "thieves," "terrorists" and worse. Such swashbucklaphobia can lead to tragic results, as we have seen this week.

To address this issue, I have instructed Vice President Joe Biden to create a cabinet-level Czar of Pirate Outreach and Buccaneer Interrelation. In addition, June 1-7 has been designated as Pirate Awareness Week, during which all federal buildings will fly the Jolly Roger and sponsor sensitivity training. Thankfully, my American Recovery and Reinvestment Act will fund free grog and hard tack for all attendees.

Finally, to all pirates listening to international broadcasts, shortwave services and ship-to-shore radio, let me say this:

Ahoy, me regret arr relationship has set sail in a scurvy manner. Arr people share many mutual 'alues and concerns on t' raging main. Perchance, could ye handsomely release the cap'n o' the ship and I assure that no harm will come t' ye or ye hearties. Let us smite t' reset button and launch our seabond on a new pegleg. Savvy? Godspeed t' ye and t' ye beauties. Aye, me

parrot concurs.

So is he Barak (stress second "a") Sparobama?

That'd be Cap'n Jack Sparobama matie.

But at least you have her'd o me!

This entire misunderstanding could be easily solved using Pirate O's great talent for choosing the most appropriate gifts. For our highest ranking Somali Pirate Comrade:

Ahoy - Maties -

No need to fear - for thy Many Titted Empress is on the case...

The Circle Of Life for Taxpayers Dollars
Time For the Lying King To Return Home

The proximity of Kenya to Somalia is stunning as is the increase in piracy and a question of properly vetting Obama just won't go away.

Reports that "Joe The Embellisher Biden" AKA Pumbaa, conducted Obama's vetting are being sorted through.
When Joe gets done talking an update is expected ... months later after confirming his veracity.

Stunning too, is the growing threat of Obama's monetary retaliation to any who question his right to hold POTUS.

Lawyers and plaintiffs in a multitude of lawsuits also have asked why, if a birth certificate actually reflects that Obama was born in Hawaii, has he spent sums estimated by observers of up to $1 million hiring various law firms to keep concealed his birth certificate, his college records and other documentation.

Exactly how much is Obama birth secret worth to him?
Maybe we should start an online Obama complaint to download and send in?
Crush the courts with pulp?


There is mounting evidence hockey stick graphs representing out of control spending by the government matches the graphs showing increase in legal defense spending by Obama for this one single birth issue!

Time For The Lying King To Return Home!

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The question is: "Who Are you?

Rafiki Knows!

The Obamessiah does not need a boat he simply walks on water. The Messiah and the MTE, teamed up, they will clean everyone's wallets out!!!


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Keeper of the Faith

Here's one way to solve the piracy problem. Happy Easter!

I've set up a dummy account at American Network Monitoring Anti-Obama Activities and you commies will be pleased to know I've just reported all of this anti-Obama activity. The revolution eats it's own, baby. And if it's one thing I enjoy it's watching you commies at each other's throats.

https://report-anti-obama-activity.ning.com/

American Network Monitoring Anti-Obama Activities wrote:A site dedicated to the preservation of truth, justice and the American way. Where true American citizens can monitor and report all anti-obama activities taking place on the world wide web.
This is a place where one can post and report on all activities, web sites and or blogs that would be considered erroneous, slanderous or detrimental to the newly elected President of the United States.
There are those who go under the disguise of patriotism who seek to undermine the President by reporting false allegations as truth and there by starting a incendiary viral campaigns based on lies and innuendo.
This site is dedicated to exposing all of them. Bringing those guilty of playing with the fire of deceitful comments out of their secret little lairs, the forums where they think they are safe to discuss their hate mongering and racist ways and expose them to the light of day for all the public to see.
They are extremely scared of this, so please for the sake of the American way, join our cause and root out these sites and post them for all the world to see.

'cause Obama is America. According to you damn Lefties.

Obama sees glimmer of hope!

"We are not afraid of the Americans!"

Me savvy Kemosabbie.....oh muh gawd, injuns are pirates too!