It's all falling apart, just 7 months into your first lifetime term. Cap-n-Tax is stalled in the Senate and unlikely to pass. The public option in Obama Care won't pass in the Senate either and any comprise bill that lacks a public option won't pass in the House. The people are revolting, folks are openly carrying handguns and assault weapons at your speeches.

The polls show 57% of the people don't think your stimulus is working and 72% want any unspent money refunded to the taxpayers. Your charisma is gone, the generalities and philosophical talking points just don't inspire crowds anymore. Neither does blaming Bush or his growing throng of proxies like Joe the Plumber, Sarah Palin, the Birthers, Tea Baggers and Astroturfers. Even late night comedians are starting to mock your feckless leadership.

What went wrong? How could this be? What became of your imagined mandate? Can you ever get your mojo back? The world waits and wonders.

From Messiah to Pariah in 7 months. However, keep hope alive. He's heading to the Vineyard for some R & R. While there he will be the keynote speaker at Uncle Walter's funeral. That will stir up his juices. Maybe he can take a turn on Skippy Gates' tricycle. Great photo-op. He will return to DC tanned, rested, and ready so don't write him off so soon.<P>Has Simon Cowell ever been right about anything?<P><img src="https://i810.photobucket.com/albums/zz2 ... rowell.jpg">

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Every coke addict hits rock bottom. My advice to Obama is the same I gave David Carradine....Hang in there.

What? Is it too soon?

Not too soon and I'm waiting to see the photos...red wig and all.

<br>The Nose on Your Face had a funny post on the helicopter accident. Too soon?

It is too soon, comrades, to hang Dear O'Leader out to dry. The Legacy Media has not given its all yet. Although with half of them in bankruptcy, the other half scrabbling for financing, and all of them sinking into oblivion it will be entertaining to see how much time they can devote to Dear O'Leader when they're not that far from unemployment.