Obama's Economic Stimulus Swindle

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The Party™ has successfully expanded their power for decades to come. With this stimulus plan not only are we ensnaring generations of future Americans in ever more crushing taxation and debt, we have ensured that millions more people and even businesses are dependent on us for their wellbeing. The result will be more Democratic Party voters, for only a fool would bite the hand that feeds them.

The Rethuglicans only offer tired worn-out principles of a bygone era with silly concepts like rugged individualism, freedom, and liberty.

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free."
Ronald Reagan 40th president of US (1911 - 2004)

Well, Boo Hoo...

Yes, comrades, it is a glorious new day in these United Socialist States of America. Rejoice!
 

Ah yes...ever since Dec. 31, 1991, we have been longing for the rise of another Socialist Superpower. The seeds were planted in the days of FDR, nearly plucked up by the ravens of the Committee on Un-American Activities (that was a close one), and fertilized by the droppings of the New Left, until the time was right and we could bring forth the One who would Change^tm this nation from its cold capitalistic confusion to the warm, snoozy embrace of the strait jackets of Socialism.
 

No wonder Comrade Red Square deemed you equal enough to be a Superkommissar!!
 

Superkommissar? we shall need to consult with the Party leadership on this.

But this wonderful representation of the super Comrades in Washington was very moving. Yes they are Con-artist and Dumber than a Box of Rocks, but these are what we in the party wants. If they had brain they could become uncontrollable, or worse RethuglKKKans.


Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality®INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith
 

I was thinking that the tickets to see this one are way too expensive but sadly it seems my tax dollars have already bought me one. I just hope that there isn't a sequel to it.......
 

It's a good thing we have put so much emphasis on controlling the cinema medium of art.
 

It is indeed a great day for the Party. Now all power flows through the Party and any who dare question our actions will be led like lambs to the slaughter. We will not even have show trials for the likes of Limbaugh and Savage just summery executions in a dank basement under the Capital Building. Which we will record for posterity of course.
 

It has dawned on me Red Jim, if, sorry, when we execute them, let's make it mandatory in the 2-minute hate. They watch it everyday, and it shows there are none who can destroy The Party.
 

Just for posterity's sake - in the NEO-KULAKS IN NEED OF LIQUIDATION advertising banner that linked to the key words of this topic:


 

Quote:

Obama Says "It's Yours!"


Truer words were never written. It certainly is ours. Until they take it to give to ACORN.
 

Red Star

Superkommissar? we shall need to consult with the Party leadership on this.

But this wonderful representation of the super Comrades in Washington was very moving. Yes they are Con-artist and Dumber than a Box of Rocks, but these are what we in the party wants. If they had brain they could become uncontrollable, or worse RethuglKKKans.


Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality®INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith

Red Star,

Greetings comrade!

Might I dutifully remind you that our Glorious Incarnadine Trapezoid Leader, Red Square bestowed Maksim with the "Super" status. Do not question the benevolent Leader's vision, comrade! In this particular instance, dear Leader did not feel the need to consult with you, or anyone else.

Blind devotion, Red Star! It is a very important trait of a Party member, and you are no exception to that rule! I suggest that you grovel or go steal...appropriate something nice for the dear Leader, immediately! I wouldn't want to have to denounce you, mi amigo........
 

Red Star

Superkommissar? we shall need to consult with the Party leadership on this.

I second that, Comrade Che. How can you consult party leadership when Comrade Square IS the Party leadership?

-OV

P.S. Please don't use Platform 6 for a little while. The tundra is starting to get a little full and I need to let it have a week or so to... well... empty a bit before any new raid victims go there. Thanks!
 

FUCK OBAMA
 

I don't even see the need to go through that whole denouncing business.... Just get to PLATFORM 4, JAY!! NOW! Bring light clothes, a rake, and bugspray. You'll find out why when you get there.

-Obamissar Vodkavich
Obamissar of Gulags and Car Wash Products

I DENOUNCE NON-COMRADE JAY!!!!!! (denouncing is so much fun!)
 

Burn him at the stake!
 

Commissar_Elliott

It has dawned on me Red Jim, if, sorry, when we execute them, let's make it mandatory in the 2-minute hate. They watch it everyday, and it shows there are none who can destroy The Party.

Commissar, good idea! We can also use the still frames for subliminal messaging in movies & TV programs, excellent. Limbaugh forced to his knees and shot in the back of the head by Nansky, it's better than the little blue pill book.
 

jay

FUCK OBAMA

Oh, jay . . . if you only knew how I long, how I ache, how I throb to do just that . . . I dream of it every night . . . every night I lull myself to sleep with thoughts of Barack's sweet purple lips brushing my own chapped red ones, tasting the Putinka vodka always dribbling from there. Oh, how I pulsate with the fierce urgency of now, and yet I'm so unworthy of this great, wondrous man . . . unworthy of his magic touch and his divine caresses.

All I can do, jay, is stroke my fingers up and down the hard length of my Hope Bottle . . . and Hope . . . Hope . . . ohhhh Hope! Yes . . . I . . . can . . . oh, yes . . . I . . . am . . . NOW!

I tell you, Barack Obama IS the Stimulus Package!

And in case you're wondering, jay . . . Yes, I Did!
 

Commissarka Pinkie

And in case you're wondering, jay . . . Yes, I Did!

Oh Please Pinkie...tell me you didn't do Magic Johnson!
 

Comrades! I bring news of CHope in action! I believe I just saw Comrade Greta of Faux News covering "breaking" news of Thought Criminals protesting the People's Pork Package. If my eyes were true, this delightful agitprop appeared on someone's sign!!!

-COV
 

Amazing news Comrade Vodkavich. And contratulations on the promotion to the Inner Circle!
 

Commisssar Obamissar V

Comrades! I bring news of CHope in action! I believe I just saw Comrade Greta of Faux News covering "breaking" news of Thought Criminals protesting the People's Pork Package. If my eyes were true, this delightful agitprop appeared on someone's sign!!!

-COV

After reading your comment I was able to rewind (Thank God for DVR) and although I didn't see a Stimulus Swindle poster, I definitely saw the image below. Hell they looped the video and it was shown front and center three times. Keep The Cube Rolling!



Update:
Neil Cavuto also ran the video


Watch The Video Here
 

YESSSS!!!! Victory for The Cube!!! I caught it in passing as I watched at work and jumped up yelling "THAT'S FROM THE CUBE!!! You're the shizznitty, Superkommissar!!

And thanks Comrade7.62. You should certainly be the Obamissar of People's Rifles. Not that being an Obamissar is good for anything, but it sounds good and gives you a better chance of maintaining a few after the true revolution because it has that O in it...

Oh, and would the Comrade holding the sign please stand up!!

Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products
Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov
 

Superkommissar Maksim

Update:
Neil Cavuto also ran the video
Watch The Video Here

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivmL-lXN ... re=related
 

Oh my Obama!! Congrats Superkommissar!!! Party at Theo's place!!!!!
 

Certainly I’m not alone in becoming teary eyed every time I hear that Obama song.
O baaama O baaama la la la la la I can never remember the words…

Thanks Big Red Square! Gee while in Kenya I hope I’ll be staying with Obama’s brother George, his dacha is lovely and I’ve heard he doesn’t even have a mortgage.
 

Superkommissar Maksim

Certainly I’m not alone in becoming teary eyed every time I hear that Obama song.
O baaama O baaama la la la la la I can never remember the words…

Here they are - found on a Russian-language blog, of all places...

OBAMA ANTHEM LYRICS

All hail the messiah
Obama, Obama
The path to the new socialist motherland
Our savior, our savior
Obama, Obama
The leader more famous than Lindsay Lohan
Bow down and praise the one
Give him your money and your guns
Give us a country
That makes your wife proud
Lord Barry heal the bitter ones
White and Clinging to faith and to guns
Hope for the change of the hope of the change!

My guess is the author of the fake but accurate English translation is thoughtcriminal Glenn Beck.


 

Superkommissar Maksim

Certainly I’m not alone in becoming teary eyed every time I hear that Obama song.
O baaama O baaama la la la la la I can never remember the words…

Thanks Big Red Square! Gee while in Kenya I hope I’ll be staying with Obama’s brother George, his dacha is lovely and I’ve heard he doesn’t even have a mortgage.

Magnificent work Superkommissar! George also has excellent ganga, so I've been told.

The Cube is becoming infamous as we always knew it would someday.

Why all of the TV pundits are deferring to our infinite wisdom in acclaiming that the One, the Only, B. Hussien Obama, most omnipotent Leader of the Socialist Utopian USSA! (and do we ever have the fodder to fuel their rants, eh comrades?)
 

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