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Obama's French Dressing for America

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BARACK OBAMA'S OWN® French Dressing
So Much European Socialist Flavor You'll Swear You're In Paris
Great When Used Liberally On Almost Everything

• Roasted Stimulus Plan
• Blanquette de Health Care
• Nationalized Banking a la Barney
• Bail Out Jubilee
• Climate Change Kabob
• Foreign Policy Tartar

Vive la Changement!™
Made With 100% Deficit Spending

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I suspect that will go well with the Chairman's Fried Rat on a Stick as well!

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Unfortunately there is no nutritional value to this product depsite its very rich tasting flavor. Also, I have had diarrhea ever since it was introducted into the market.

Be sure to read the product warning label in fine print on the back:
“This product is not compatible with a capitalistic society and one or more the following side effects will most likely occur:"
• an overall lower GNP,
• a prolonged recession,
• a possible depression,
• higher interest rates,
• higher unemployment,
• transformation of the majority of voters from taxpayers into tax eaters leaving an
increasingly small minority to pay the bill.
• an increased incidence of Terrorist attacks.

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In addition, you may experience passive foreign policy or the need to find consensus among other world leaders before making any decision.

Some people have experienced anxiety or depression after consuming Obama's Own French Dressing.

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Well, crud. What with the way the media keeps comparing Michelle to Jackie, I clicked on this link hoping to see photos of our glamourous fashion icon of a First Lady wearing the latest French couture.

After decades of First Ladies with shallow, boring, dilettante pursuits like literacy and ending drug abuse and oh, let's not forget health care, it's so refreshing to have a First Lady who's all about setting trends in high fashion. Now THAT'S something an ordinary gal like me can relate to, and support, and even emulate.

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"Obama's OwnTM goes great with my whine and cheese!"
- Former French President John Kerry


Commissarka Pinkie, everthing I know about French couture comes from the old "I Love Lucy" episode where Lucy wanted a designer original from Paris so Ricky put a burlap sack into a dressmaker's box and gave it to Lucy and she loved it. However, a number of other blogs I've stumbled across all have the notion that FLMO's wardrobe comes mostly from fabrics cast off from reupholstery shops. Are they just being snippy or does she really look like somebody's living room sofa? I really don't give a damn about fashion per se but if she's really considered trendy, I'm going to strip the coverings off all the old couches I can find, hire somebody to make clothes out of the stuff and get rich selling them to Michelle wanna-bes. I mean, I'll donate all the money I make to the children....

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Well, crud. What with the way the mediakeeps comparing Michelle to Jackie, I clicked on this link hoping tosee photos of our glamourous fashion icon of a First Lady wearing thelatest French couture.

Le couture francais--the verythought of an unbathed gallic progressive with unshaved armpits,dressed in a black turtleneck, revolutionary beret, and horn-rimmedglasses makes me all nostalgic. And strangely aroused. Must be thepheromones unmasked by soap and perfume.

And, I suppose Michelle could pass for an Algerian, hence adding to her mystique gaulois.

However, there are too many places where she differs from Jackie,despite the Ministry of Sanctimonius Messengers' attempts toresuscitate Camelot. I have a hard time seeing Michelle as anequestrian. I don't think she would suffer silently through anaffair--in fact, I can see her chasing His O'liness with a rolling pinthrough the halls of the Capitol. Nor would I see her taking herhusband's death passively, if the MTE should have her way with him (asRed Jim has predicted in this thread). Nope, I can see her whipping out an AK-47 and getting all kinds of medieval on all those suckas.

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Comrades,

This is exactly what I was seeking for my local Party fête at ¥50,000 a plate for Democrats Abroad, where we bemoan how much everyone back in the US was terribly exploited until just a few days ago. I'm planning to add a little People's Tasty Cream as a "secret ingredient," although I could probably be honest enough about it and my fellow comrades in ACORNs would eat it up anyway.

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Hee hee hee hee!

Black Designers Dissed by Michelle Obama

The Black Artists Association is upset with our new First Lady for not wearing clothes by African-American designers.
This could only happen with a black First Lady.

And . . .

Give her a break. She's got plenty of time. [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]It's gotta be tough being Michelle Obama when she's married to a man who's got the grace of Cary Grant times 2000. [/HIGHLIGHT]I think it's great she's willing to be bold in her fashion choices.
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<br>By JaneWinston on 01/22/2009 at 11:49am

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
It's gotta be tough being Michelle Obama when she's married to a man who's got the grace of Cary Grant times 2000.

By JaneWinston


Damn, these effing people are lame. How do they manage to keep from soiling themselves?

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Damn, these effing people are lame. [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]How do they manage to keep from soiling themselves?
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Opiate, good question! Do you think that they will let us in on their secret?? I'm spending a fortune on "Depends" and even they don't work very well when it comes to trying to digest everything he says........

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Opiate of the People wrote:Damn, these effing people are lame. How do they manage to keep from soiling themselves?

Comrade Opiate,

I think it is a word-of-progressive-mouth secret version of "the motorman's pal." They soil themselves into a device that collects the goods for later use.


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Ah, yes, prepackaged in biodegradable units. Just hope all that heat doesn't make it degrade at a rate faster than predicted.


 
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