Obama's lesson in doublespeak: gun ownership and Islam

Comrades! If you haven't yet mastered the skills of doublethink and doublespeak, pay attention to Dear Leader's glorious example and learn from the best.
 

 

If you like your guns you can keep your guns ... if you can keep your guns you can like your guns.



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Barack Obama supports your Right to Bear Alms. (a.k.a. Your Right to Bare Pockets)

--KOOK
 

Double speak is the new single

 

is new hit song I am liking
 

most glorious comrade
 

It's only right that you should share half of your brilliance with me comrade.
 

 

Sorry Comrades, I just got sentimental for a moment. [sniff]
 

Now that our beloved regime has embraced the legalization of marijuana for recreational purposes, the classic anti-drug film "Reefer Madness" will be revisited and renamed to reflect the Party's most recent target for scorn, the Second Amendment.

Let's hope it works just as well this time ;)