DOJ, EPA, NSA, IRS, DOS...

Don't forget all the little helpers, Comrade!

What difference . . . At this point . . . Does it make?

Oh, please! Allow me to open a can of Bush Scandals Alphabet Soup! Look at all the words I can spell out: Lied, Died, Thief, Katrina, Stupid. I might even be able to spell out "Warrantless Wiretapping" if a Clinton aide hadn't removed all the W's for safety's sake. People might choke on them, the way millions choked on W during his brutal, bloodthirsty, oppressive regime!

I remember when this can was still part of "Yes we can." Apparently, the original label was covered up and now it fell off.

Scandals soup makes an outstanding Benghazi flambé sauce...

And let us not forget his Praetorian Guard, CBS, ABC, NBC, MS-NBC, CNN and all the rest.