In a stunning move similar to his earlier repeal of the laws of physics, President Obama announced that he would be issuing an executive order repealing the arbitrary "rules" for those who can produce children.

In a rare joint press conference with Chief Justice John "I write the F'ing law now" Roberts of the Extreme Court, the President announced his action for biological justice.

"We can no longer sit by while loving people don't have a choice in lovingly aborting a child at the last minute," said President Obama. "This isn't about biology and reproduction, this is about equality. To say that two people can't have children just because the biological 'laws' say that's impossible, is not who we are as a country. Who are we to say that two men or two women, two robots, or even one man and '57 Buick can't have children just because it's a physical impossibility?"

Chief Justice Roberts reiterated the purpose of the executive action, saying, "Clearly the intent was than everyone should have reproductive equality and therefore President Obama is going rewrite the code of life to make it possible."

Obama finished the press conference with the statement: "The deniers of reproductive equality are no different that those science deniers of the past who said that socialism could never work in the USSR or Greece... uhm... Never mind Greece."


This is my attempt to point out with humor the complete absurdity that the socialists on the nation's left have become these days. So-called ‘marriage equality' is impossible because many have forgotten the basic facts of biology:

For thousands of years of human history marriage has been between a man and women because that's LITERALLY THE F....KING FACTS OF LIFE!

The all too obvious reason societies didn't ordain unions between a woman and woman, or a man and a goat, or between a woman and a milk stool was because children weren't borne of such unions. Is this too F….king obvious for some people?

Did some not learn these incontrovertible and obvious facts in school or were they too busy getting participation awards for being a special snowflake?

Dear Kamrade Stierlitz!

In fact, marriage was a legal contract of KKKapitalist ownership so as to determine who was the heir to a person's greedily hoarded property.

In the Shining New World of Obamaville, Soviet Socialist States of Amerika™ property is to be controlled by The State™ and the destruction of the evil institution of marriage will make the seizure of property a comparative breeze...

Comrade such repeal is unnecessary in the age of Dolezal & Jenner. Our hard working men have already been working on obtaining full reproductive rights. Progress is shown here . . . https://dailycaller.com/2015/06/28/men- ... pparently/ . . . whereby men have menses. Rest assured should anyone stand in the way of our comrades struggle the Supreme Arbiters of Truth and Social Justice shall crush them. After all, reproduction is a matter of love.

While I think it's complete and utter stupidity to suggest that men and women are equal in every way, shape, and form, I could care less about whether marriage is between a man and woman. As far as I'm concerned, the government shouldn't even be remotely involved with marriage.

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Kommissar Uberdave wrote:Dear Kamrade Stierlitz!

In fact, marriage was a legal contract of KKKapitalist ownership so as to determine who was the heir to a person's greedily hoarded property.

In the Shining New World of Obamaville, Soviet Socialist States of Amerika™ property is to be controlled by The State™ and the destruction of the evil institution of marriage will make the seizure of property a comparative breeze...

STERPIN! STERPIN! I'm Stierlitz. Original Writer's Sterpin. Get it together!

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
While I think it's complete and utter stupidity to suggest that men and women are equal in every way, shape, and form, I could care less about whether marriage is between a man and woman. As far as I'm concerned, the government shouldn't even be remotely involved with marriage.

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Kommissar Uberdave wrote:Dear Kamrade Stierlitz!

In fact, marriage was a legal contract of KKKapitalist ownership so as to determine who was the heir to a person's greedily hoarded property.

In the Shining New World of Obamaville, Soviet Socialist States of Amerika™ property is to be controlled by The State™ and the destruction of the evil institution of marriage will make the seizure of property a comparative breeze...

STERPIN! STERPIN! I'm Stierlitz. Original Writer's Sterpin. Get it together!

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
While I think it's complete and utter stupidity to suggest that men and women are equal in every way, shape, and form, I could care less about whether marriage is between a man and woman. As far as I'm concerned, the government shouldn't even be remotely involved with marriage.

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Kommissar Uberdave wrote:Dear Kamrade Stierlitz!

In fact, marriage was a legal contract of KKKapitalist ownership so as to determine who was the heir to a person's greedily hoarded property.

In the Shining New World of Obamaville, Soviet Socialist States of Amerika™ property is to be controlled by The State™ and the destruction of the evil institution of marriage will make the seizure of property a comparative breeze...

STERPIN! STERPIN! I'm Stierlitz. Original Writer's Sterpin. Get it together!

Komrade Stierlitz! I deny any responsibility for this egregious error and utilize the Kollectivist Art of Blame-Shifting ™ I hereby denounce Komrade Stakhanovets!

Comrade Stierlitz"
While I think it's complete and utter stupidity to suggest that men and women are equal in every way, shape, and form, I could care less about whether marriage is between a man and woman. As far as I'm concerned, the government shouldn't even be remotely involved with marriage.

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I would tend to agree with you. The problem now is going to be - as we've seen with the Confederate flag insanity - the ProgNazis are never satisfied with one victory, they simply take it as encouragement to try and grab more power.

They are similar to the radical Islamists in that they take compromise and 'bipartisanship' as weakness and decide to see what else they can destroy.

Dear Leader sets out the goal, and science responds with unparalleled success!

Comrade Šterpin wrote:

Comrade Stierlitz"
While I think it's complete and utter stupidity to suggest that men and women are equal in every way, shape, and form, I could care less about whether marriage is between a man and woman. As far as I'm concerned, the government shouldn't even be remotely involved with marriage.

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I would tend to agree with you. The problem now is going to be - as we've seen with the Confederate flag insanity - the ProgNazis are never satisfied with one victory, they simply take it as encouragement to try and grab more power.

They are similar to the radical Islamists in that they take compromise and 'bipartisanship' as weakness and decide to see what else they can destroy.

Dear Komrade Sterpin! A simple truth (not to be confused with The Kurrent Truth™ is that angry militants are just that. Angry militants...