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Obama Troops Will Investigate Safety Of The Children

POLL: Does Obamacare need to make our kids safe?

Poll ended at 10/10/2013, 9:05 am

1. No, that was Hitler's job and somebody might think he's an interloper.
27
14%
2. Yes since everything else is Obama's business, so why not other peoples children.
48
24%
3. Obama should investigate and redistribute children from rich, white homes to poor neighborhoods. SOCIAL JUSTICE IS REAL JUSTICE.
61
31%
4. Obama uses the IRS and FEC too punish Conservatives so why not their kiddies?
33
17%
5. No, I think Obama should allow evil, white, racist to smoke themselves to death and then let his "death panels" decide on treatment.
29
15%

TOTAL VOTES: 198

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Comrades, compatriots, compadres:

We You can now relax and return to our your vodka consumption and know all the while, that the childrens are in safety. At long last, Obamacare is coming to the rescue!

No longer will you be fretting over parental units smoking in their homes and "endangering" the childrens. No longer will you wonder if little Juan or Mohammad has found a parental units gun, so he can commit mass murder and be on the TV news (we all know, that is governments job, do we not?!).

And those silly, evil Rightwingers who teacher their childrens at home -- STOPPED and INVESTIGATED by benevolent IRS Agents!

"Government Is Here To Investigate and End Such Abuse!" (bumper sticker to be available a week from next Tuesday or the week after, at the Peoples Pancake House and Tire Shop).

Our dearest of dear leaders is readying his force from the IRS, FEC, EPA, HLS, FBI... and Rahm Emanuel, to make "surprise" visits to the homes and ask friendly, unobtrusive questions as they "investigate" children's saftey.

"Obama Cares More Than You Care!" (bumper sticker to be available a week from next Tuesday or the week after, at the Peoples Pancake House and Tire Shop). Lean it! Say it! Teach it! Enforce it!

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Why do we even have to debate this after all the beautiful arguments have already been made?

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5 Steps to a better national-socialist health care:

• beat up the opposition
• call the other side fascists
• whip up hysteria
• criminalize difference of opinion
• report dissenters to flag @ whitehouse.gov

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I noticed that I was able to vote up to four times without showing any identification.

I nominate Fraulein Frankenfeinstein to be our Czarina of 2014 Midterm Elections!

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Chairman Meow wrote:I noticed that I was able to vote up to four times without showing any identification.

I nominate Fraulein Frankenfeinstein to be our Czarina of 2014 Midterm Elections!

AH YES, CHAIRMAN MEOW! IT IS TRUE!! Your very own Frau has single- handedly, improved the Peoples voting to ensure the reelection of dear leader and his ass-kissing minions forever!!

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Thank Lenin for Comrade Obama's re-education and safety programs. The sight of the concerned government social workers in your story, really warms my soul and brings a tear to the eye. Dear Leader really does care.
FORWARD

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Fraulein Frankenfeinstein wrote:
Chairman Meow wrote:I noticed that I was able to vote up to four times without showing any identification.

I nominate Fraulein Frankenfeinstein to be our Czarina of 2014 Midterm Elections!

AH YES, CHAIRMAN MEOW! IT IS TRUE!! Your very own Frau has single- handedly, improved the Peoples voting to ensure the reelection of dear leader and his ass-kissing minions forever!!
Comrades, it won't be truly Democratic until The Dead are voting in this poll!

Anybody know any good dead people?


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They told me the only good capitalist is a dead capitalist.
There are many dead capitalists.
So there must be many good votes among all those dead capitalists.
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And if that syllogism has an undistributed middle, we can always redistribute it along with the capitalists' wealth.

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RedDiaperette wrote:They told me the only good capitalist is a dead capitalist.
There are many dead capitalists.
So there must be many good votes among all those dead capitalists.
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And if that syllogism has an undistributed middle, we can always redistribute it along with the capitalists' wealth.

I am feeling the Progressiveness in you, new comrade! And I am feeling a new bumper sticker coming on: "The only good capitalist is a dead capitalist"!! This will make dear leaders heart sing with as much joy as if it were coming from the mouths of wee, drooling children, singing his praise.


 
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