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To: House of Representatives
RE: Obamacare
3-11-10 9:30pm

There has been much talk lately about exactly how we are to proceed on the President's most urgent agenda item, Real Healthcare Reform. At 3:45 this afternoon, I confiscated the DeLorean Time Machine from the Time-Space Continuum Czar to procure answers from the glorious World of Next Tuesday.

I am pleased to announce that in the year 2045, I was able to meet my future enhanced self, Skeletor-Pelosi. Thanks to Obamacare, my future self will be fused with an exoskeleton, thus preserving my natural beauty for eternity. SkP informed me the answer lies in the proper use of the Slaughter Rule: first, I should travel to March 19, 2010 and take note of the results of the final vote on the Senate bill.

I observed that the vote was 538 yea 0 nay. Pleased with what is nothing short of a legislative miracle, I traveled back in time to this afternoon; and can declare with certainty (or some might use the word "deem") that the bill has passed. Having thus deemed certainty of passage, I hereby suspend all further voting today, seeing that it has already passed. The President's signature on the bill tomorrow morning should sufficiently close the loop in the Space-Time Continuum.


In memoriam of this historic day, I posed for a snapshot in front of the DeLorean, posted here courtesy of the Czar-Czar Economic Visual Agitation Studio:

Comrade Czar Czar,

Your photoshop skills are beyond reproach. I shall never again attempt to create art after seeing this masterwork! You are truly an Народный художник СССР and will go down in the pantheon of agitprop genius. The composition.. the lines... the color palette.. how you captured the detail of Peloskies chicken toes and her melting right breast... simply breathtaking...

Молодцы!

The likeness is also amazing.

What a lovely picture of Nanski and her DeLorean.

Only now, thanks to Comrade Nanski's bringing health care back from the future, I find myself owing 3 years of back penalties for not having purchased health insurance. Oh, well, it's for the Greater Good. Finally, the health care bill we have all been dreaming about for centuries is here.

Comrade Czar Czar,

All I can say after seeing your glorious artwork is.... Actually I can't say anything, I'm speechless!

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

This memo from her Highass Highness Pelokies it truly a renowned work of artand intellect which is beyond reproach. Can you imagine the glory, if the "deeming" had been implemented long, long ago. How easy to work about Bushit by "deeming" him impeached; by "deeming" the unjust- we- deserved- it war as over, by "deeming" him into prison the gulag! (memories of Hitler fly to mind. sigh) Speaker Nanski would have no need for any for legislation (and aren't they a time consuming waste of lobo?) Simply, all she need do is Deem What the Prog Wants. Glorious!

Czar Czar, I hereby deem your gigglefitz inducing illustration the funniest thing I've seen all week. Meesa likey yousa workie.

Thank you, thank you all- you do not praise me enough. Well, almost enough.

I decided with all our glorious artwork being stolen, perhaps it was time to tempt the thief with something that looked like it was drawn by a 6 year old. That'll teach 'em.

Leninka wrote: Only now, thanks to Comrade Nanski's bringing health care back from the future, I find myself owing 3 years of back penalties for not having purchased health insurance.

And the taxes! Forget not the glorious, glorious TAXES!!!!!!

Czar Czar wrote: I observed that the vote was 538 yea 0 nay.

Since the House normally has only 435 members, this must mean Congressman Murtha returned from the dead and voted "aye" 103 times. It's a miracle! Comrade Nanski, your vile putrid corruption leadership skills know no bound!

Not that we should betray party secrets, but... rumor has it that ACORN showed up that day to "rock the vote"....

Opiate of the People wrote:

Czar Czar wrote: I observed that the vote was 538 yea 0 nay.

Since the House normally has only 435 members, this must mean Congressman Murtha returned from the dead and voted "aye" 103 times. It's a miracle! Comrade Nanski, your vile putrid corruption leadership skills know no bound!

TIS A MIRACLE, comrade Opiate! CBSBS caught this picture of comrade Murtha, right before he voted. I think we all knew that the socialistDemocrats were coming back from the dead to vote, now there's proof. Surely, the never- give- up- fat dolt comrade Teddy 'the swimmer' Kennedy was there too?