I was recently drawing up some Agitprop for a subregional comittee meeting of Obama Youth and the most vexing of questions struck me. Should we use the term Obamaism or Obamunism to describe the all encompassing ideological system which Obama has blessed us with?

Please respond to the poll. The propoganda commissar will then look at the results of the poll after he has decided what the accepted term shall be.

Change.

That's weird, it only let me vote once. That's never happened to me before.

Red Bubba wrote:That's weird, it only let me vote once. That's never happened to me before.

You should contact your local ACORN commissar to address this agregious limitation of your rights!

Red Bubba wrote:That's weird, it only let me vote once. That's never happened to me before.

Well Comrade, seems you missed the memo ...

1 vote for LIVING person.

2 votes per DEAD person.

2.4 votes per FICTITIOUS person.

6.4 votes per FAMOUS person.

72 votes per UNDERAGE person ... plus free cigarettes


While all of this may seem arbitrary to the working class, it is carefully calculated and planned out by our glorious leaders in ACORN.

I do notice that in all TPC Polls, we the proles wait for The Party Leaders & Party News Media to vote first so that we get it right the first time.

Long Live Party Unity!

Watch the talking heads and do as they say, is a wise tradition for socializing the nation as long as we have liberal-socialist-communist news readers.

Usually the last answer is the correct answer. Although in many cases the choice has been made for you... just in case. The gulags do get crowded sometimes....

All Knowing, Fun-Loving, Master Gamer Premier Betty,

Thanks for the heads up how to vote. Takes the pressure off, somewhat. But, I do have a question???? Since I am a duly registered Necro-Proxy voter, will I still get to vote twice?..........oh, I just got it....the choice is made for us.....of course! (hits self with shovel, hard)


Blindly led, always,

Che' Gourmet

Comrades,

An ACORN felon has just informed me that although I have just voted, I am in fact disenfranchised because there were no multiple registrations to file. Out of my devotion to the Party and as an acorn (a type of nut), I request multiple cumulative re-votes.