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Oh Lookie! Marxist Puppets

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The lesson kiddies, is you have been tricked into playing the part of your own corporate master and you're too stupid to realize that actually you're nothing more than a pawn for evil Kapitalist. The solution is “feel as a worker”. Or in a word Unionize.


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The online porn monster? I don't know what the hell just happened.

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Notice how they use Google? That shows how really progressive they are when the read anti-capitalist screeds verbatim without a hint of understanding in their annoying voices. Err, I mean, what champions of the proletariat these brilliant avatars are.

RIK

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first sock puppets then cats:


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kitty kitty akhbar AYEEEEEEEEEE.............. Boom

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If that video doesn't convince the masses, I don't know what will. Down with the capitalist overlords!

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What I learned from this video is that to advance "progress" we must abandon what we have now and return to the old ways. Progress was in the days of Mr. Karl Marx, when it was "us against them." If it's not "us against them" it's not progress! Even more progressive: "if you're not with us you're against us!" Oops, that's what Bush said. That means it can't be progressive. I'm confused...

What I know for sure is that Progress is behind us! We must go back to the years predating the industrial revolution when the world was made of happy peasants and their happy overlords and there was no alienation and hardly any means of production to speak of. And no pollution too. That would be real progress!

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The Trotsky puppet was unable to attended because it had gotten purged.


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Do I have to say it? LoneStar, I approve of your choice of weapon against neo-cons! As many as can be spared from the Hot Pocket factory....yipes, Dear Lenin I hope the Premier doesn't see that.... I meant prepared!

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Hot Pockets are people...? But... I... I don't... understand....

WHHHHAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

WHY! WHY!!!!!

It's not fair!

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Well, they are only people in the PeopleSpeak™ manner.

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*gasp*

Thank goodness. You had me worried for a second.

*munch* *munch* *munch*

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But don't eat so fast Premier! You could swallowa furball.... er too much too fast.

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See, what this video needs is a puppet named "Sloth". Sloth can in turn educate the other puppets and the viewing boogereating masses about the power of Union Bosses to keep the labor force fat, lazy and insolent. Truth be told I thrive in such and environment.

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Looks like the On-Line Porn Monster went surfing on The Mime's membership list.

Besides "Sloth" they need a "Diversity" and "EEOC Quota" puppet.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote: You could swallow a furball.... er too much too fast.

What's that about furrballs? Don't tell me that there's something else in these things! WHHYYYYYY!!!!!!

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I have been assured by the makers that they go through all proper precautions to purge the ....well, no need to go there, of all fur balls before preparing for Hot Pocket machines.


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If you get the uncontrollable urge to play with string, or the sound of a tuna can being opened excites you... cut back on the Hot Pockets. Should you cough up any furry substance, get to the vet...er... doctor as quickly as you can.

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Nope... nothing yet, although I do have a strange urge to Lay around all day and do nothing....


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Wait... never mind, that was just a normal urge. I've been having them ever since I started going to school.


 
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