Comrades!

While the USSA reels after news of a political assassin at work in Minnesota, another killer assignation plot is discovered in The Water!



Mrs. Orca was detained by law enforcement officers and found carrying cash, passports, and a list of Salmon. At time of news posting, it was unclear if TPC’s Red Salmon can be marked as “safe” with one of those little social media flag things.

This narrative stinks like a dead fish. So much more to this story and the jackalope is not certain The Collective can handle the truth.

SUB Waffle House News is investigating the threat of Orca assassins of salmon for political and fashion purposes. This story will be hushed up by big cable news outlets, so post your own research here.

TPC SUB Waffle House News research shows dead salmon is a capitalist plot. Farrow and Ball may tell their customers the use of the word "dead" in naming this stunning shade is to highlight the matte, flat finish of the paint, but are they being entirely truthful?

https://www.trimtechdesigns.com/cabinet ... rrow-ball/

Can dead salmon really be only a fashion choice spread in homes of citizens who also vote?
Conspiracy alerts should be posted immediately in Architectural Digest, Southern Living, and Etsy, to warn of mixed paint messages within capitalism's tentacles.

Comrades,
TPC SUB Waffle House news research is key to rickrolling this dead salmon fashion trend.

The salmon hat craze was first observed in 1987 when a female orca in the Puget Sound area of the northeast Pacific was seen carrying a solitary dead fish on her nose. Within a few weeks the behavior was picked up by members of other pods, suggesting something about it must have appealed.

https://www.sciencealert.com/orcas-are- ... re-stumped

However, while scientists may be stumped for an explanation right now, efforts are underway to find one.

RE "At time of news posting, it was unclear if TPC’s Red Salmon can be marked as “safe” with one of those little social media flag things."

Comrade Red Salmon can take care of himself.

Orcas? It's bad enough the Russian Bear tries to get him every time he heads upstream.

Still, as is often heard at such times, "thoughts and prayers".

And watch your six.

Red Zeppelin wrote: ↑

6/16/2025, 3:02 pm

RE "At time of news posting, it was unclear if TPC’s Red Salmon can be marked as “safe” with one of those little social media flag things."

Comrade Red Salmon can take care of himself.

Orcas? It's bad enough the Russian Bear tries to get him every time he heads upstream.

Still, as is often heard at such times, "thoughts and prayers".

And watch your six.

You are so right Red Zepp. Besides, Red Salmon would never give up his location with a safe flag. What was the jackalope feeling there? Shake off that emo gay marked safe nonsense. Sorry for thinking like a girl, and getting all sentimental at the wrong time, comrades. Apologies.

Still hearts and prayers.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Thank Marx that the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.  I am hiding in plain site and continuing my assigned operations.  Just last week I scouted Mill Creek Park in Kansas City, MO.  Informed Comrades may be aware that this was the site of the Scheduled Spontaneous Grassroots Mostly Peaceful Demonstration™ last weekend.  It was also the site of some lovely BLM rioting back in The-Year-Of-Our-Floyd™.  Quite the historic place.  I was not so struck by the history of the park, but rather by the degree to which it is tactically unsound.  I would have chosen a site with much better flank security.  No Kings protestors out in the open.

This leads me to the marauding Orca.  The unfortunate fish in the picture looks like a King Salmon.  Different species, so not a relative.  But it does raise the question, “Is the Orca participating in the No kings protest movement?”  You can never tell with Cetaceans.  

Gotta keep one step ahead of the Orca cartel.

Red Salmon

(Great camouflage)