Our Paper Messiah




As thin as his integrity.


Just another poster child for George Soros and ACORN.


CBS Early Show Hosts Excited by Obama Paper Dolls
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On Thursday’s CBS Early Show, co-host Julie Chen made an important news announcement: "Well, the latest Obama paper dolls are out and we have got them right here to check them out.". . .
Chen later asked: "Do we think that this looks like Barack and Michelle?" Co-host Maggie Rodriguez responded: "Absolutely not. Not even a little bit." Early Show medical correspondent Jennifer Ashton was also on set, and chimed in: "No, he [Obama] looks so much better in person." Rodriguez then added: "Not even a little bit, it's not their faces. Those are not their faces." Chen explained: "It's more Michelle than -- it's not Barack's face, but it's more Michelle. Because I think they have her eyebrows down."
After a detailed discussion of the dolls’ likeness to the Obamas, co-host Harry Smith proudly exclaimed: "Well, I'm very excited to get my collectible campaign edition, so."
I'm surprised they didn't go into or show what the dolls themselves looked like without the tabbed paper outfits to fold over them. Does he wear boxers or briefs? Does she wear contour, soft cup, or underwire?
Why don't we know these things yet?




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And the Commissarka is right, it definitely needs to be a stripped down paper doll for massive amounts of slobbering.
Maybe we should include some pancakes and a Unicorn and Pink Dolphin?



From uppity reactionary kulak Jim Treacher's post Obama Snacked, Iranians Got Whacked
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In honor of Obama’s commanding leadership, Ben & Jerry’s has announced 6 delicious new flavors: Truncheon Crunch, Ayatollhouse Cookie Dough, Lemon Loin-Gird, Ineffectual Fudge, Let Them Eat Cake Batter, and Toffeetalitarianism.