Pacific islands rise from sea; Global Warming at fault


The Koch-dominated media are spinning this as proof that all of our work here at the State Science Institute is a fraud. But like all Rethuglikkkan memos, their memo is leaving out some important details.
Here is what they aren't telling you: the islands are rising because they are floating higher in the oceans. They are floating higher because Global Warming has caused their base underneath them to melt away.
Soon, they will be top-heavy and will tip over, killing
And it's all
Remember when the islands of Tuvalu were going to be inundated by sea level rise? Never mind


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the islands are rising because they are floating higher in the oceans. They are floating higher because Global Warming has caused their base underneath them to melt away.Comrades, since the dawn of time, philosophers, flatulent congressman, and the Nobel Prized “Goracle” have actually debated just when the exact moment an island rises, melts its base and floats higher in the ocean. However, today many unemployed climate scientists
“The Great Wall of Sand” has been rising out of the sea and seems to be perplexing climate alarmists and disoriented state department officials in Washington. Once again it just shows you how Mother Gaia has floated another island and this time it seems to be complete with military bases, radar facilities as well as airfields.... all in the middle of a floating island.
This floating island has been estimated to have grown well over three kilometers long and would be capable of handling large aircraft, including long-range bombers and surveillance drones. The pictures below show the before and after.


They tell me Tuvalu will have grown so massive by 2083 that the perturbations to Earth's orbit and axial stability will likely lead to loss of all life and eventual breakup of the planet! But it's no big deal cause we'll all have drowned by then anyway. Pass the chips...
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Captain Craptek
Current inhabitants of Earth, {you too Ivan the S}...I denounce the Peoples' Rodent for his exclusionary and marginalizing hate-speech.

So there.
I'll be in my safe space in Tractor Barn #2 if anyone has extra beet vodka to console me.



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Ivan the Stakhanovets
Captain Craptek
Current inhabitants of Earth, {you too Ivan the S}...I denounce the Peoples' Rodent for his exclusionary and marginalizing hate-speech.

So there.
I'll be in my safe space in Tractor Barn #2 if anyone has extra beet vodka to console me.
I drank all the beet vodka. Sorry. But, pointed in your general direction, try some of this!

Take THAT!

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Earth - this "Pale Blue Dot" - this "pixel" in the inky blackness of space - WHY can't we all work together to save it from the wrath of TRUMP? WHY? Answer me, damn it!


In the Glasnostical spirit of comradly comradeship, I wish to offer you this container of experimental "walnuts" from the People's orchards...

Bon Appetite!


Ivan... listen to your Overly Attached Girlfriend!
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It's more than I can bear.

