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Peace In My Time!

POLL: I am the great peacemaker. I am THE NANCIAH!

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"In my hand I hold a scrap of paper...a scrap of paper that signals HOPE!"
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"President Assad, my country is prepared to do anything that you want... name it, it's yours! Golan Heights? IT'S YOURS! Israel? IT'S YOURS! Kentucky? IT'S YOURS!"

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"The children, I do it for the children! Come onto Mama Nancy, little ones... for I shall wipe your tears...whoa, whoa, no touching the pantsuit you little snot-nosed brat! I paid top dollar for this rag and I'm not dropping it off at the cleaners again this week. Chucky...sweety... get these brats away from me, the photo-op is over now and these kids are making me sick. Oh I don't know! Throw them in the cloak room or something, just get'em out of here!"

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"Oooooohhhhh! Look at the pretty fire-works! My, my... that must be a present from my dearest friend, President Ahmadinejad! Ohh, he is so generous! Why, I think I'll go home right now if it's still standing and write him a thank-you note! Ugh, he is just so thoughtful!"

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Chairman - you mentioned you've been toying with video editing. This could make a nice short video, with voice commentaries. Can you imitate Pelosi's voice - or have a female comrade to do it? Or it can be male voice, could be even funnier. It can include your poll questions too, in a revised form. It'll need a short intro and appropriate music too. How about "the ants are marching one by one?"

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I've been toying with it a little but stopped after finding out that most music is copyrighted and some may be suing soon (except for Warner who signed a deal with YouTube). This discouraged me a bit and I haven't touched it since (I had some great bits for an intro... looking for the "Internationale" theme though).

No, I cannot parrot Nancy's voice... I could try though or maybe find some voice changing freeware somewhere on the web. I'll try to find some time this week/weekend and will definently tinker with it now since you gave me the idea.

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I wouldn't worry much about copyright in this case since you're not creating a commercial product to generate revenue at the musicians' expense, you're not using the piece in its entirety, you're making it a mere part of a larger and completely different form of art, and it's strictly for fooling-around purposes. I haven't had any cease and desist letters for the music fragments used my videos yet... <looks around nervously>

Since you're not making profit with it, the worst they can do is ask you to remove the video - and even that is very unlikely. In which case you can simply replace the music with your next best choice and post it again.

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At this point, copyright and fair usage on the internet is so muddled, that if you are not receiving compensation, are not using the property in its entirety or substantial part of it, and are also altering substantially said property, or are using said part for the purposes of satire, it falls under fair usage. The fact that it is on the internet also muddles things, because technically speaking, for anything to be viewed over the internet, it must be copied - at different nodes between the host server and the viewers computer, and on the viewer's computer itself (nobody ever remembers this for some reason... that the technology itself requires that it be copied to be viewed)... so, if you aren't selling it and you aren't using it for self-promotion in a way that reflects negatively on the property, then it shouldn't be an issue...

... and as Red pointed out, the worst that will happen is that someone's lawyer will send you a Cease and Desist letter, and you comply... and as long as you comply, they can't do anything else to you... and you get to publish their Cease and Desist letter and make them look like pompous self-important asses with no sense of humour...


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Ugh... I can't do a Pelosi voice. It just doesn't come out right. Hmm... what to do... what to do?

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Sometimes Chairman, the most entertaining and humorous thing is to fake it.

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WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT!? That's right, I said YOU PEOPLE - SUE ME! First off, Meow is not sticking his grubby little fingers up my ass to speak for me, I'm not a dummy... I'M THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE AND I DO THE SPEAKIN' ROUND HERE! Second of all, the only person who can stick anything up my ass is Hillary, and she clearly is not present right now... GOT IT!?

I swear to Jim Webb, I leave for a few minutes to drop a duce and I come back and I got people volunteering to stick things up my ass and speak for me. Piss! Lupe! Run down to the Bodega and pick me up a can of vaseline, I think my lips are chapping up again! (Damn skirt... always a freakin' draft whooshing up there, chapping my damn lips... ugh... Hillary, where are you? Hillary my sweet? I've got the safari suit on, sweety!)

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Chairman -

As for the narration, you do it slowly in your normal voice and then speed it up, achieving the cartoonish effect a la South Park.

If you're going to do it and you like the suggested music, I can, perhaps, even extract the sountrack with this tune from my copy of "Dr. Strangelove" DVD.

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Nancy does speak for the people of the United States. They elected her to be the President... sort of.

But Chairman, would you like some violins with that music? We can throw in hamonica at no extra charge?

Ants Come Marching One by One on Violin by Comrade Otis and the Soviet Socialist Marching Harmonica Army

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OK... I'm setting a scene in my head. Nancy is before Congress delivering a speech, I need someone to provide with a quick test script to read over as a sample. Then, if all goes well... I will post it in the bunker (somehow) to get opinions.

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Darling Nancy,

Some horrible things are being whispered in the Senate hallways. I think it has to do with that airport in Boston. I'm not sure. I'll look into it.
I keep hearing "whisper, whisper, Logan, whisper" and then as soon as a Repuglikkkan sees me, they all clam up. I'm having Craig look into it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan_Act

xxoo

Hillary '08

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Hey... y'all didn't happen to see Nancy's Press Release on the Anniversary of Hugo Chavez's Birthday, did you? There's this entire page of her press releases here. I particularly like Pelosi Statement on the Lunar New Year, ushering in the Year of the Boar... I had no idea there even was such a thing as an AAPI...
<br>.... Plus... there's like a whole page of photos of her with various creatures/martyrs/victims/constituents/democrats... like this one...

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There's just so much raw material... a veritable war chest...

Here in this one, taken several months ago, she can be seen discussing the issue of illegal aliens and practising her skills at diplomacy as she gets ready for her Middle East visit...

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Unfortunately, the event was marred by the insensitive inclusion of a lobster dinner...

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Live and learn, I always say... and lay eggs in somebody...

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Sister Massively Opiated wrote:Live and learn, I always say... and lay eggs in somebody...
Hey, I think you just outlined a sequel (Peace In Our Space-Time) in which Pelosi's brain gets hijacked by a space creature from hell, that jumped over on Nancy's head from Cindy Sheehan's furry eyebrow (it's contageous, and it had to leave Cindy's barren brain anyway lest it died of malnutrition).

...When Nancy woke up she thought it was the usual hangover after a stormy night with Cindy. But a sudden bright flash inside her head like a supernova made the world unusually clear to her. And then she knew: Syria!

She had to go to Syria and meet with Bashar Assad. Logan Act be damned! Assad was the only person in the world for her now, a dear friend, connected through some foggy memory - a memory older than this planet and even this galaxy. Yes, Assad! And Kim Jong Il, and who else - oh yes, Waxman!

Good morning starshine
The earth says hello
You twinkle above us
We twinkle below

There are so few of them left now in the humongous stretches of dark space... They will use this planet to breed, take it over from the unsuspected earthlings, scare them into submission with the old trick of Global Warming - a fragment of an ancient religion, as ancient as this universe. Algohrr... Algohrr... He survived too! I can feel his throbbing inside some fat and ugly earthling's head! Oh thank Kthulu!

Good morning starshine
You lead us along
My love and me as we sing
Our early morning singing song

...The Great Old Ones from the Outer Dark, the Skeletons in the Cosmic Closet, the Forgotten, the Withheld, the Lloigor, the whole obscene, transcendent Anti-Pantheon from Spaces Beyond and Between... We shall rise again! This is the dawning of the age of Akwareeahs!

Gliddy glub gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba naba

Oh the words of the ancient language! Suddenly Nancy knew exactly what they meant...

[to be continued...]

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It's all beginning to make sense now...

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Sister, in a different thread (Dachshounds), wrote:In the House of Representatives....

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.... No One Can Hear You Scream....


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And here's one of Nancy with Mr. Burns of The Simpsons. Their diplomacy plan is to give in to all the demands of the Iranians and let them build a reactor. But it has to be a Springfield Type II nuclear reactor with Homer in charge. Might work.

<img src=https://www.moonbattery.com/archives/to ... pelosi.jpg width=300>

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Red Square wrote:
Sister Massively Opiated wrote:Live and learn, I always say... and lay eggs in somebody...
Hey, I think you just outlined a sequel (Peace In Our Space-Time) in which Pelosi's brain gets hijacked by a space creature from hell, that jumped over on Nancy's head from Cindy Sheehan's furry eyebrow (it's contageous, and it had to leave Cindy's barren brain anyway lest it died of malnutrition)....
Good morning starshine
You lead us along
My love and me as we sing
Our early morning singing song...
Gliddy glub gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo...
Oh the words of the ancient language! Suddenly Nancy knew exactly what they meant...
[to be continued...]
Margaret wrote:It's all beginning to make sense now...

What I find most disturbing about this is that you have been clearly been paying attention to all the disparate things I write, have managed to understand them coherently, in their entirety, and have amazingly, sythesized them into a tool of the Revolution... what are the chances?

.... What am I saying? Of course you apprehend all in its totality. You are Red Square - the embodiment of the People's Cube. Nothing is beyond your ken, and all that the Revolution requires is within your means. Can it be otherwise?

I'm sorry... I'm a little tired today...

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That's quite alright, SMO. Simple things like that amuse my complex nature of an alien...

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What I find most disturbing about this is that you have been clearly been paying attention to all the disparate things I write

I only pay attention to half of it. Reading makes my head hurt, and if I don't see explosions or car crashes then I start to lose interest.


 
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