By now we've all seen the absurd commemorative gold pens Nancy Pelosi had engraved for the “somber” impeachment signing.

Pelosi used $5,000.00 worth of bullet pens to impeach the president. President Trump uses a $1.99 Sharpie to sign a $2,000,000,000.00 trade deal with China.



Pelosi was all giggles and laughs and she and other globalist Dems signed the papers, effectively trying to silence American voices and nullify American votes.

The stunt was in such poor taste, that even the anti-Trump ghouls over at CNN were stunned and disgusted.




However, Pelosi was very somber when she commented about the impeachment, "It's Not a Question of “Proof” It's about “Allegations!”





Well to commemorate this "somber occassion," Nancy Pelosi has announced a new creative fundraiser for Dems in 2020: auctioning off limited-edition replicas of the dentures she wore during Trump's impeachment.

At least that's what the Babylon Bee seems to think...

The dentures have Pelosi's signature emblazoned in gold across the gums. Only 300 sets were made, so you'll need to jump on this opportunity to get this coveted souvenir from Trump's somber impeachment ceremony.


The bidding starts at $1,000.00 per pair, with all proceeds going to help Dems campaign on impeachment. Excited Democrats began bidding on the dentures, driving the price up into the tens of thousands of dollars immediately.

The Speaker of the House also said that if you act fast, you'll get a collector's edition plate and coin absolutely free. You're also able to "buy it now" with financing options of just 30% of your income for the rest of your life.

The democrats get commemorative pens and dentures. Americans get commemorative President Trump for eight years.

Note the sublime symbolism: the gold pens look like rifle bullets for a firing squad.

Greta's Green Bullets for her global-warming-deniers' firing squad are not as bourgeois as Nancy's gold ones.

And they said the C.I.A. gave up on the exploding pen idea....snigger in mythical horned rodent paw.

'pelipksy

Turn up the sound and put down your beverage before watching Democrats delivering Trump's reelection papers to the Senate.

Red Square wrote:Turn up the sound and put down your beverage before watching Democrats delivering Trump's reelection papers to the Senate.

Democrats still have plantation mentality. Making the poor black woman person of color carry their bags for them. She probably had to serve them tea in their chambers later.

Red Square wrote:Turn up the sound and put down your beverage before watching Democrats delivering Trump's reelection papers to the Senate.

All that solemn ceremony needs is a big *Mission Accomplished* banner ...

... and some Keystone Kops hats.