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Having rendered the Department of Defense into insignificance, President Obama has announced that future man-made disasters will be countered by good ideas and happy thoughts.

The Department of Self-Esteem and Good Optics will begin moving into the Pentagon right after the completion of the garage sale of old outdated furniture and computers that are good enough for the military but unusable in society.

Officials at the Veterans Administration are developing policies based on current models used for traumatic brain injuries and post-traumatic stress disorder to be used for ignoring the anticipated influx of claims for eye strain, migraines, carpal tunnel injury, and paper cuts borne by the next generation of warriors.

Hear for yourselves as the President decrees that "...ideology cannot be defeated with guns, but by better ideas..." in this imagery!


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“This broader challenge of countering extremism is not simply a military effort. Ideologies are not defeated with guns, they are defeated by better ideas. A more attractive and more compelling vision…

We will constantly confirm through words and deeds that we will never be at war with Islam. We are fighting terrorists who distort Islam and whose victims are mostly Muslims.”