People's Christmas with the Red Squares



Merry People's Christmas to all the People's Cube readers and kollektive kontributors! We hope you all get equal presents this year, with not a single one being better, more expensive, or more romantic than others.
Dedicated to the equality of Christmas gifts, I always give Mrs. Red Square one and the same People's Cube for every Christmas, and she also always gives me a People's Cube. This helps us to maintain our family unit's relationship stable and uneventful, with guaranteed certainty of outcomes.
Our Christmas tree is decorated entirely with People's Cubes we have given each other over the years, and there's always two more new Cubes to be found under the tree, wrapped in reused and recycled packaging from the year before.
Guess what Mrs. Red Square and I will be doing this Christmas? Sitting underneath a mistlebeet bouquet and having a talk about Obamacare, of course!

And what are your plans for Christmas this year?
Have a perfectly equal people's holiday and remember: keep Christ in Christmas and Han in Hanukkah!







Che' Ramie
A most equal seasons posting Comrade Chairman! It's easy to see why you are so joyful! Mrs. RedSquare is quite the Commie Looker! Anyway, much thanks to you for all of your guidance over the last few months, shepherding me through the maze of the Cube! I'm enjoying myself here & TPC is my first check in on a daily basis! Merry MarxMas Dear Chairman & family unit.How long have you been unemployed, comrade, and what's this about your first daily check? Do you receive daily checks? I also would like one of these daily checks. Where do I apply?


(ps - very cute pic! :)


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! May they all be square.


and may all your Christmases be RED!


Santa was photographed heading to Christmas at the Red Squares for some cookies and vodka.
Santa was then videoed departing the Squares' residence.
Expect delays if Santa has not made it to your dwelling.
Merry Christmas!!


It just doesn't get any better than that!
Merry Christmas to all!!!!!!



Captain Craptek
Che' Ramie
A most equal seasons posting Comrade Chairman! It's easy to see why you are so joyful! Mrs. RedSquare is quite the Commie Looker! Anyway, much thanks to you for all of your guidance over the last few months, shepherding me through the maze of the Cube! I'm enjoying myself here & TPC is my first check in on a daily basis! Merry MarxMas Dear Chairman & family unit.How long have you been unemployed, comrade, and what's this about your first daily check? Do you receive daily checks? I also would like one of these daily checks. Where do I apply?








...and Merry Christmas!


Che' Ramie
Captain Craptek
Che' Ramie
A most equal seasons posting Comrade Chairman! It's easy to see why you are so joyful! Mrs. RedSquare is quite the Commie Looker! Anyway, much thanks to you for all of your guidance over the last few months, shepherding me through the maze of the Cube! I'm enjoying myself here & TPC is my first check in on a daily basis! Merry MarxMas Dear Chairman & family unit.How long have you been unemployed, comrade, and what's this about your first daily check? Do you receive daily checks? I also would like one of these daily checks. Where do I apply?
Sure,...a likely story comrade. But we know