People's Cube Dizzy With Success, Tops 5 Year Plan

Two and a half years ago the Party created The People's Cube. Back then a website was a new thing. No one had ever tried to have a website devoted strictly to news and opinion and with an electronical discussion forum for a digital community.

But the Party is about revolutionary innovation and had confidence that the people would soon see the benifits of this new idea first proposed by Lenin long ago of an electronic community. Time has proven Lenin and the Party right!

When the Central Committee authorised the Karl Marx Treatment Center funds they were cautious and set a modest 5 year plan. They realized this new idea of having a website of news and ideas and user forums had never been tried before. No one knew if anyone would accept it.

They needn't have worried. The People's Cube was accepted with open arms by the workers and peasants all over the world. It is truly part of the vanguard of revolution.



The news of The People's Cube success has stirred the hearts of the people all over the world. The People's Cube has brought light to every corner of darkness.



Workers and peasants spontaneously take to the streets at news of Peoples' Cube success.



School children enjoying People's Cube classroom publications and educational toys.

But even with all The People's Cube's successes no one could have predicted friday, August 3rd of 2007, when Hugo Chavez himself talked about The People's Cube on his celebrated television show. Suddenly, even those that aren't computer savy wanted to log on to The People's Cube! Our servers are the hardest working in the world but they were soon swamped by the massses of workers and peasants clamoring for truth and electronical posting forums.

"We will never waver in our devotion to the Party and the defense of the Revolution!"

- The staff at The People's Cube.

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Comrade Comrade Otis,

It is a truly staggering akkomplishment.  No wonder we are all so often dizzy with success!  And to think that some Kulaks have insinuated it was a lack of nutrition!  Pah!  The succour we receive from within the bosom of The Party makes food obsolete.  We at the Cube need nothing to sustain us but the knowledge that we are working to bring The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™* to the Workers of the World, so that they too may know the sheer dizzyness we at the Cube now take for granted.  But must we not also give thanks to Algore for inventing the interweb?  For how else, besides, of course, our very own Hero Space Dog Laika's Geosynchronous Transmissions which we receive through the gift of our Tin Hats, could we have spread, like so much fertilizer, the Glorious Message!!!  And so the Movement continues to grow!!!

Character Counts!
Sister Massively Opiated

*as it is already next Tuesday in some parts of the world, The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ will naturally apply to next next Tuesday...
 

Democratronical is a good word, Comrade Otis. A good word to describe the kind of carefully monitored and scripted debate that takes place here at the Cube (and Daily Kos) every day.
 

I am happy for the party's success!

May the vodka flow like a river in celebration!
 

Warmonger Wound

May the vodka flow like a river in celebration!

Funny you should mention vodka, class-enemy comrade Warmonger. One of the Chairman's many interests is vodka. Deep down underneath New York city's towering Karl Marx Treatment Center building is the Party bunker. You will never see this. But the Chairman has devoted one wing of the bunker to the world's largest vodka museum. Since the news of The People's Cube success of topping the 5 year plan, all the big Party apparatchiks have been drinking and toasting and basically liberating the Chairman's museum.

Sorry comrade Warmonger, there is no branch water down in the Party bunker vodka museum. We only have good communist fluoridated water.



         

         



English Russia Vodka Museum
 

Comrade Otis

Warmonger Wound

May the vodka flow like a river in celebration!Sorry comrade Warmonger, there is no branch water down in the Party bunker vodka museum. We only have good communist fluoridated water.
English Russia Vodka Museum

C. Otis,
You are absolutely correct... no such draught, bottleneck or tributary exists... Unfortunately, neither do the pictures in your last post and as I am such a devoted dolphin, I would fain witness such a spectacle... I believe that the tags are wonky, but as they contain width indicators and I do not know what you had in mind, I do not simply want to edit them without your express permission...

Class Enemy Comrade Warmonger,
I can attest to C. Otis' assertion that it is only good communist fluoridated water... it is just the right temperature for this dolphin's midnight swim… Relax... is joke... Sister would never swim in fluoridated water...
SMO
 

Warmonger Wound

I am happy for the party's success!

It seems as if every day the Pup sees more reason to celebrate the Party's successes!

Have you heard the most glorious news? Well of course the Pup is sure you must have known, but now it has been made open knowledge so all the progressives may celebrate! The Motherland has resumed the Peace Flights!

MOSCOW  —  President Vladimir Putin said Friday that he had ordered the military to resume regular long-range flights of strategic bombers, news agencies reported, returning to a practice that ended with the *alleged* collapse of the Soviet Union.

Praise Lenin! Now this is the sort of news that makes my heart flutter with excitement!
 

Commissar Pupovich

MOSCOW  —  President Vladimir Putin said Friday that he had ordered the military to resume regular long-range flights of strategic bombers, news agencies reported, returning to a practice that ended with the *alleged* collapse of the Soviet Union.

I saw that today on The Blond Network! The news there is always late.


 

Margaret

I saw that today on The Blond Network! The news there is always late.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention as the Pup had not heard of the Blond Network before. She would make an excellent press sexretary when Tony Snow leaves. In fact, the Pup would not be a bit surprised if she is not retained when our own Hillary takes the reins. After all, the First Man will need someone to "assist him" in his many duties in a way that she clearly excels. The Pup would point out that perhaps she was indeed showing some blond traits when she opined about the money Snow was making... even with insurance, which given his previous treatments for this he may no longer have thanks to Bush lying and bomb buying. Cancer treatment for the cancer he has is not cheap, so perhaps that may be part of it. The Pup knows, as he was treated for cancer, caused by Bush, last year. This is why the Party is looking forward to the coming Hillary victory to put us on the path of universal health care to ensure a growing, healthy, proletarian population will be available to service the Party's needs.

Was is it not a thrill to see the Flying Peace Corp in the air again?
 

Commissar Pupovich

Was is it not a thrill to see the Flying Peace Corp in the air again?

Our planes are merely doing the work of the United Nations yet again. Dropping food and medicine to the poor of the United States ... thank goodness.


 

Comrade Otis

Our planes are merely doing the work of the United Nations yet again. Dropping food and medicine to the poor of the United States ... thank goodness.

Da! It is a shame that our brave and heroic Party Peace Air Corp does not receive the attention it deserves in the media. One could clearly hear those brave pilots plan for the next food drop over Texas to relieve the needs of the proles so recently savaged by the Bush created hurricane.

Even the planes are superior to anything the decadent west can piece together. Did you know the new models are fueled with red beet ethanol produced by the finest workers and scientists in the world? This revolutionary fuel leaves no carbon footprint at all to fight the Bush caused global warming, but the engines themselves actually ingest greenhouse gases and convert them into the finest vodka known to world!
 

And the Glorious Motherland has launched, from a submarine, an ICBM which flew 3800 miles and landed exactly on target. Splendid. In this way some of the Motherland's subs can commingle with the cetaceans off the coast of Berkley, where they have been accorded full human rights, and launch missiles at the RepubliKKKans in Congress. And against any of the our friends in the Demokratic party who are not sufficiently devout. That curse of the people Joseph Lieberman comes to mind. He must be purged and I'd sacrifice the Lincoln Memorial for it even though I'd given Hugo Chavez an option on it.
 

Let's not forget the Motherlands peaceful cruise missiles that are used to deliver food and medicines to those locations too isolated to bother sending our peace transports.
 

Commissar Pupovich, I am currently fitting all of our Ilyshin planes that we send on charitable missions with refrigeration to store the organs of those people whom we help who might not have been able to wait quite lone enough for our aid. It is a shame, after all, for those organs to go to waste when so many Party members could use them, don't you think?
 

Quote:

those people whom we help who might not have been able to wait quite lone enough for our aid.


Just more demokrat voters for us to help at the polls.
 

Commissar Theocritus

Commissar Pupovich, I am currently fitting all of our Ilyshin planes that we send on charitable missions with refrigeration to store the organs of those people whom we help who might not have been able to wait quite lone enough for our aid. It is a shame, after all, for those organs to go to waste when so many Party members could use them, don't you think?

An entirely appropriate use! In fact, I wonder why a Party Member should have to wait for "natural organ selection paradigm" if you will? Waiting for them to become available in the way it is done now only leads to more wear and tear on them for when a deserving Party member is in need,
 

Brilliant! I find it entirely appropriate that Party Members who need discipline--and I shall be sole judge of that--submit to the Party's version of seppuku but my dear friend and college Dr. Mengele shall wield the okurigana.
 

Commissar Theocritus

Brilliant! I find it entirely appropriate that Party Members who need discipline--and I shall be sole judge of that--submit to the Party's version of seppuku but my dear friend and college Dr. Mengele shall wield the okurigana.

May I suggest that we should encourage such willing donors to begin to start abstaining from the vodka and tobacco? For their health of course?
 

And because we can make use of it. If it is of low quality, we can drug the proles with it, or bribe them--the same thing really. If it is of good quality, I can make use of it.

And Bruno likes to smoke a good cigar.
 

Commissar Theocritus

And because we can make use of it. If it is of low quality, we can drug the proles with it, or bribe them--the same thing really. If it is of good quality, I can make use of it.

And Bruno likes to smoke a good cigar.

You know, it curls the Pup's toes when he thinks of all the good we are doing For The PeopleTM.
 

Do not let your toes curl in the fashion of the toes of the proles who drink the gin which we have so generously given them which has, in a laudable attempt to economy--it's for the Children™, you know--been filtered through automobile radiators which are made of lead.

I have found it necessary to curtail those rations for the brain damage caused by the lead, if carried too far, means that we have to get more proles. But a little bit cuts down on their fractiousness, so it's a high-wire act.

Suggestions, please, to Get the Lead In. Deadline September 1, 2007.
 

Commissar Theocritus

...-it's for the Children™, you know--been filtered through automobile radiators which are made of lead...
Suggestions, please, to Get the Lead In. Deadline September 1, 2007.

Could I suggest using Chinese radiators? Doh! I just realized you are!
 

And we feed them with dog treats made in China too. Well, if it's good enough for Chi-Coms to sell us, it's good enough for the proles. Me, I'm having supper in the Forbidden City. You in?
 

Commissar Theocritus

And we feed them with dog treats made in China too. Well, if it's good enough for Chi-Coms to sell us, it's good enough for the proles. Me, I'm having supper in the Forbidden City. You in?

I will have to beg off. I still have my lingering doubts about our Chi-Com cousins. I haven't forgot how they betrayed the cause, nor their straying into socialist heresy.
 

Be of good cheer. They have the largest currency reserves in the world and will use it to build ever bigger concentration camps. What more can a good Party Member want?
 

I just hope they have abandoned their... I can hardly bear to say the name.... Trotskyist dogma, Be wary of the Chi-Coms Commissar.
 

After all, they care for nothing but power, lie to suit themselves, oppress people, cynically use anything that they can, care nothing for rights. I'm getting hard just thinking about it. What more can a good Party Member want? Once night Our MTE, in her cups, confessed to me that she wanted surgery to make her eyes Oriental instead of the current rage in China of doing it the other way round.
 

But do they still hold to that mistaken idea that it is the peasant that should be the object of their benevolence rather than the factory proles? But then again, if that is the way the MTE is leaning... well, get the Pup's chop sticks ready!
 

And today was another great day for the first and only People's website! Millions of truth starved workers and peasants hearing today from several Red Peoples commentators of the only website devoted to news and opinion and the innovative electronical posting forums have boosted The People's Cube prestige by millions and millions in only one day! Red Square, you deserve more flowers.



New readers of The People's Cube gaze at the lovely vision of the future that they will work and struggle towards for the rest of their lives.
 

It always brings tears of joy to my progressive eyes to see the young ones eager to see the vision of the world we are providing for them!
 

I'm afraid that in the great rush to appear "friendly" to "business", we have mistakenly mislabelled The People's Flying Peace Corps as a "Corp", or "corporation". If such non-socialistic gaffes continue, you had better keep your shovels well oiled, lest you become a member of the People's Non-Flying Peace CORPSE, if you catch my drift...

There's always more room in the Hotel Lubyanka...


...And regarding our glorious People's Aircraft, it matters not if it's Ilyushin or Tupolev, it's all Anatov to me...


(Yak Yak Yak!)



Arkady out.
 

Comrade Renkovich, I am afraid, no, I am not afraid, I am certain that in your rush to find error in the People's Flying Peace Corps, you have confused Corp with corporation. The term Corp comes from the latin corpus, or "body." For your insolence, get down and give me 50.... that is 50 barrels of good, hard packed, clay rich, People's Soil. You can pick up your blunt shovel from the guard.
 

My dearest commissar,

I do indeed have my own well-used blunt shovel, (it was a gift from the Commissariat for State Security several years back, when I once showed ambition), and I can drive myself to the railroad station in my humble Moskvitch. I know the KGB has better cars, but they don't always take you where you want to go. (I love it when I quote myself!) 50 barrels of people's dirt shall be forthcoming.

Wait, my avatar appears to be gone... ...where did this Zil come from???... ...nooooo!!!!..... >poof!<




 

Lennin is on his way!!
 

Look!!! Glorious Hope DOES float!!!!!!!
 

And he can separate himself into multiple segments for easy transportation! Is there anything Lenin can't do?
 

There is indeed one thing Lenin can not do Premier.... and that is to fail!
 

arkady_renkovich

My dearest commissar,

I do indeed have my own well-used blunt shovel, (it was a gift from the Commissariat for State Security several years back, when I once showed ambition), and I can drive myself to the railroad station in my humble Moskvitch. I know the KGB has better cars, but they don't always take you where you want to go. (I love it when I quote myself!) 50 barrels of people's dirt shall be forthcoming.

Wait, my avatar appears to be gone... ...where did this Zil come from???... ...nooooo!!!!..... >poof!<





That is the proper attitude and it shall certainly help you out. Now that your mind has been cleansed by the power of the shovel, I have granted you an extra day of beet rations.
 

What is Comrade Renkovich doing with my Volga town car?
 

He iswaxing and detailing it to your exacting specifications. The comrade has had some problems cleaning the blood on the tires and wheel wells, as well as some hair and other pieces of clothing in the grill. He did find some contributions that had slipped between the seats which he turned into me, along with some...what is this? Turtle food?
 

Eeeeewwwwww!!!!
 

Turtle food? Oh! Turtle food! So that is where I left Miss Snappy's turtle food. Sheesh! And all of this time I thought one of the hookers snorted it off my publicist's prosthetic foot.
 

Ughhhh... If that was the case, then you would have to put some brake dust into her bag of crack.
 

Even I as an amateur can see that you offer your "consciousness raisers" only the finest in cuisine. Of course I turned in those contributions that were found to the proper off shore campaign account, and the turtle food was placed back in your pantry. BTW, I would like to present you with this fine Hummel that was contributed at one of my Party Houses recently.


 

Again, I say Eeeeewwwwww!!!!
 

Is that horny rabbit's clock showing 3:00 in the morning?

"Hello, Hillary? We have your Ms. Snappy here. Pay up if you want to sleep with her again."
 

arkady_renkovich

My dearest commissar,

I do indeed have my own well-used blunt shovel, (it was a gift from the Commissariat for State Security several years back, when I once showed ambition), and I can drive myself to the railroad station in my humble Moskvitch. I know the KGB has better cars, but they don't always take you where you want to go. (I love it when I quote myself!) 50 barrels of people's dirt shall be forthcoming.

Wait, my avatar appears to be gone... ...where did this Zil come from???... ...nooooo!!!!..... >poof!<





Looks kinda like someone's Oldsmobile...<ahem> "verify distance to Oldmobile, one ping only"...someone had to say it, so I did in absence of certain comrade...salute!

Please comrade Meow don't denounce me for plagerism as I give proper credits and people's vodka in tribute
 

Premier Betty

Again, I say Eeeeewwwwww!!!!

Eh? You oppose turtles Premier? Or do you oppose the Chairman's Hummel's?
 

I... don't... want....

Stop making me think!!!
 

comrade pvt

how glorious to be remembered!

after serious, i mean minor, problems with the Red October, involving ballast, sabotage by counter revolutionaries, missing screwdrivers (thank lenin for butter knives) and extreme breath holding

we have returned

it is so refreshing to know that you can recognize a kennedy killbox when it is on its four wheels.

confirm distance to surface

one ping only
 

Comrades! My sincere best wishes! What comrade Lenin has not achieved, to live five years through revolution consciously, you have! That gives us hope! It is thus with the greatest pleasure to commemorate your achievement that, following a hat tip from the German comrades at Bluthilde, equally of the Gulagosphere that I have included your erudite site in my unsurpassed list of political and economics blogs in a special section reserved for all seekers of the truth and with the following commendation:
The People’s Cube “the best source of korrekt opinion and all sorts progressive” (no, you’re wrong, that’s not a typo, check your spelling!)
 

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