In the wake of the Democratic Party's first debate, we are asking all good Communist on who they think is the best Party Presidential candidate. Please comrades, submit your vote and let your voice be heard!

REMINDER: This vote is fair and is in no way rigged to favor one candidate over another. We are progressives, and as progressives we love democracy, freedom of expression and of course, choice!

The results are in and I have voted four times! THE DEBATE IS OVER COMRADES!

Clearly by a show of my four votes (which translates as four million votes), Hillary Rodham Clinton is duly selected as the winner of the first Democratic Presidential Debate! YaY! Also, Barack Obama clearly loses and I suggest he immediately empties his campaign coffers to fund Hillary's Presidential bid instead!

I want to thank key elements of Party leadership for their professionalism and diligence in delivering a fair and unbiased count of all votes submitted. I also want to thank those comrades who died to give me the power to vote in their name multiple times. Thank-you comrades... thank-you! I also want to thank the Hillary Presidential Committee for helping me arrive to he conclusion that *She* would make the best Supreme Leader of these United Socialist States and NOT Barack Obama.

I have spoken, comrades, and our Demokratic Socialist system has prevailed! Let us rejoice knowing that the 2008 electoral count will result much like this very poll!

H08 or ELSE!

Impossible!


I voted by troll proxy 3 times for "not Dennis Kucinich".
If the Mime, Mulva, and Cap'nCrunch weren't out protesting for the people, you know damn well they would have logged on and voted for "not Dennis Kucinich".
Are you trying to disenfranchise the Troll community?
Look, is that a hanging chad I see? Why yes it is! And it's for "not Dennis Kucinich".
That makes it officially a tie.
Oh, wait....I forgot, since the Great Patriotic Vote of 2006 there have been no voting irregularities.
The Massive Colossal Humongous Gigantic Super Majority Mandated Will of the People has Spoken!
Nevermind.

Though Dennis Kucinich serves the Party well he is a loose cannon. He actually believes what he says. Hillary, not Kucinich, for General Secretary! Er, I mean President...

Dennis Kucinich is a good pick, although he is a bit too radical for my taste as well, comrade Otis. You see, he wants to destroy Amerika immediately whereas I feel that the gradual taxation, military defeats and overall destruction of moral values fits us better. I really would like to squeeze every dime out of the Amerikan tax-payer before the ship sinks so that my extravagant progressive lifestyle can go on unhindered, and this is why I'm voting for Hillary (which we all are, by the way... to do otherwise is heresy and unforgivable, no matter how many carbon-credits you have stockpiled).

Hopefully Her Excellency will destroy Obama politically and will have no other choice but to make the Goracle Her running mate. Then we can campaign on returning Amerika back to the glorious 90s: a happpier, prosperous and more equal time for the Amerikan people (especially without the Rethuglikan Congress around to say Nyet to Her demands! Gahahaha! Progress at last! Progress at last!).

Hillary's constant attacks on her fellow comrades, along with the constant childish insulation of da prez. can assure us all that the masses will vote for her glorious androgynous self in the next 2 elections, and every election afterwards!