White House Propaganda Ministers Stand For Dear Leader Obama But Not For Hated Bush!

Unlike the failed Bushitler, Obama had the foresight to equip the press room seats with electric shocking devices which force the lazy retards to stand when Heil to the Chef is played. It also helps remind the designated reporter to stand on cue and recite the approved talking point when Obama asks if there are any questions.

Comrades, this is only the first bit. In the next month or so reporters and indeed all ordinary citizens will not be able to turn and walk away from His O'liness. They will have to <i>back</i> away as do British subjects.

Queen Victoria sense the confusion of an American woman on taking leave. "Turn on your heel, dear, and walk away," Queen Victoria said, knowing that Americans, at least of that century and the next, did not bow and walked away.

But those are the old days. By the end of the first of his terms for life, the American public will be instructed in the appropriate bow, will not speak until spoken to, and will back away. By the end of his second term the American proles will prostrate themselves before His O'liness.

Nike is now making knee-pads for the White House press corps, and Monica Lewinsky will give a master class in their use.

RIM-shot.

Comrades:

You being much to harsh to the White House Press Whores Corps. They are not really a bunch of sycophantic toadies to whom the idea of hard-hitting reportage of the Obama Administration is photographing His O'liness and Lady Macbeth Michelle holding hands.

They were merely cuing up for their turn at a federal government bail-out since most of them work for "news" organizations that are going bankrupt. They were getting practice on standing in unemployment lines.

What a wonderful insight, RDC.

Let me suggest that all Americans get practice in something else: going to Cuba for a meet-and-greet for socialism. To get to know it up close and personal.