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Picture of North Korean assault landing was photoshopped

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In today's news there was a story alleging that North Korea may have photoshopped the following picture of a recent naval exercise and amphibious landing:

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The picture was indeed photoshopped ... by American propagandists attempting to diminish the mighty power of the North Korean People's Navy! Here is the real photograph before it was photoshopped:

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And as you can see, the Dear Leader personally lead the assault:

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https://news.msn.com/rumors/rumor-north ... otoshopped


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Here we see Dear Leader III Kim Jong Un saluting the landing troops far below, from the cockpit of one of several captured and technologically improved U.S. B2 Stealth Bombers.

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In deciding to teach the Yankee-Imperialist United States a lesson, North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jun Un must have seen the famous image progressively revised in accordance with Our Own Dear Leader's progressive revision of how we deal with enemy combatants in a manner that comports with the Universal Law of Dialetic Combat.

--KOOK


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Image Just Released: Future Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Kim Jong Un testing secret raygun

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Known for his usual hands-on participation in military testing, photo shows Kim Jong Un during successful 1000 megaton hydrogen bomb test.

Dear Leader III emerged unscathed following the blast, which melted three North Korean mountain ranges.

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The North Korean military maneuvers clearly show that no coastline is safe from the People's Navy! Next stop:[attachment=0]hollywood.jpg[/attachment]

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He could run for president ... just as soon as The One decides we are sufficiently screwed His work here is done (i.e., when Moo has sufficiently travelled the top restaurants bistros steak houses ice-cream parlors world)

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Kim Jong Un goes over some new lyrics with the boys in the Supreme Band.


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A leaked military training exercise from North Korea reveals Dear Leader's strategery in dismantling the American empire.

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Nothing can stop the People's Navy! With America indefensible due to the sequestration, Kim Jong un has captured New York City and imposed food rationing, gun control, and other oppressive laws on the populace to maintain the status quo during the occupation.
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Latest reports have him off the New Jersey coast, perhaps to cut the jugular that is Atlantic City. Obviously, however, the image has been 'shopped by the CIADHSFBI to mask the nuclear aircraft carrier flagship.


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Comrade Marx, can you confirm that sighting in New Jersey?
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Apparently war against the U.S. mainland is only hours away, but meanwhile in other news:

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(from the Telegraph article)
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Could this be why OUR Dear Leader is so obsessed with Golf?


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Japanese Comrades have sent an advanced weapon to aid in repelling the N Korean enemy!

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Chairman Meow wrote:Comrade Marx, can you confirm that sighting in New Jersey?
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cleary photoshopped, since had Comrade (fatboy) Christi been on such a small craft it would have capsized immediately.


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Thanks to the collectives technological advances headed by our very own Commodore Snoogie, Dear UN Leader II & the Peoples Navy ™ will run rings around the scurvy Imperialist Dogs.

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The resemblance is uncanny! The grandson of his country emulates the father of ours by crossing the Delaware Pacific to do battle with a sleeping enemy. The Dear Leader has seen the first half hour of the remake of Red Dawn and knows that America is ready to be conquered.[attachment=0]Washington_Crossing_Delaware.jpg[/attachment]

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Dear Leader cheerfully accepts the award for "Best Use of Photoshop by a Non-Iranian Lesbian Dictator".

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This just in - in an attempt to calm the fears of the over-reactive western world, Kim Jong Un and the NK Boiz in the Band perform Kim's latest hit, "We Was Just Kidding," for a crowd of thousands in Pyongyang Square.

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Meanwhile, at flight schools all over North Korea, young fighter pilots continue to train just in case of provocation by United States Capitalist Dogs.

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Our newest attack ships are being deployed to repeal the capatilist pig hoard in the Great Korean Peninsula.

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Earlier today, North Korea moved a missile with "considerable range" to its east coast after an unnamed spokesman for the North Korean army warned the U.S. Wednesday that its military has been cleared to wage an attack using "smaller, lighter and diversified nuclear" weapons.
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https://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/04/04/north-korea-warns-military-cleared-to-wage-nuclear-attack/



 
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