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Pioneering OWS Civil Disobedience Strategy

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Comrades,


Willing to shoulder any burden in the people's cause, Comradette Pamalinsky and I dutifully exercised proletarian vigilance by listening to a Howard Stern interview with our selfless Occupy Wall Street comrades. Our collective pride at the tireless exertions of our youthful vanguard are without equal, with the exclusion of the rest of us Party members. The OWS comrades' answers to Stern's deceptive and intentionally misleading ritual capitalist interrogation were inspiring: Some comrades were careful, providing concise answers that could not be twisted by faux-prole corporate disinformation specialists like Stern, Limbaugh, and Breitbart; others exemplified the higher intellectual collective capacity by taking advantage of the fascistic interviews to fight back by propagating revolutionary thought to the intolerant regressive masses victimized by and addicted to the religio-capitalist system.


Yet Comradette Pamalinsky and I wish to bring collective attention to the OWS comrades' pioneering civil disobedience strategy: the sh!t-in. This exemplary organic process is providing fertile soil for progressive catharthis and movement from deep within the bowels of a society increasingly unconsciously aware of a needed purgative and emetic reaction to force-fed capitalist lies and hate. Not only is this innovative revolutionary strategy spelled for the children (and their rearing providers) in a child-friendly manner, it embodies eco-friendliness and green awareness by deploying earthy browns, a diversity of hues reminiscient of the rainbow of ethnicities united under our fecund progressive banner. While reactionaries will focus on the sanitation issue, Party members will recognize how such media coverage will in fact prove an efficient vector for infecting the masses with correct thought. Contributing to a sh!t-in is simple and comes naturally to most people, especially when fed a State-sanctioned diet, although one must keep in mind the maxim of contributing as befits one's ability, whether more equal (e.g., on a police car) or less.


Reactionaries are trying to manipulate the message, seeking to undermine the Occupy Wall Street Protesters at every turn. The pejorative reactionary fetishistic phrase astroturf has been deployed to create a false narrative of Occupy Wall Street being anything less than the spontaneous erumpent outpouring of hardened feelings. Comrades, in light of the sh!t-in, let us thus employ ecoturf as the right-thinking semantic weapon in our collective lexical arsenal.


Comrades, it is part time for us to get our hands dirty, whether left-handed or right-, whether one Sheryl Crowlian sheet or more! Look not to the Christo-fascists who mindlessly espouse turning one cheek to their brothers, when every soldier in the Revolutionary struggle knows both cheeks must be turned on the class enemy!

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Comrade_Tovarich, I can definitely get behind this Occupy Wall Street movement!



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Perhaps this will clear up some toxic fog around this issue:

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Red Square wrote:Perhaps this will clear up some toxic fog around this issue:

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That is actually a pic from a protest 4 years ago apparently, and NOT from OWS.

https://www.tineye.com/search/6bb535d59913b5fe05633373e3e64404e271ec10/

Tineye is your friend, comrade.

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This is a brown-floor opportunity for our revolutionary vanguard to show the world exactly what they're made of. Carpe diem, comrades.

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I love that the defecator-in-chief keeps his backpack on; it is good to see a progressive keeping track on his own goods, for he knows that other progressives won't.

I am told that the Occupiers are stealing from each other. Now this won't do. That's for the upper levels of Marxism, not this seedy group.

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Hey! Far out, man! When progressives get together, S*IT HAPPENS! (Let's hope the Anti- Defecation League doesn't get ahold of this.)

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Yet the most important thing is to sh!t on your own hippie kapitalist brethren:

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Right on, Red Rooster!

I am somewhat befuddled by this plea to shit on my own hippie brethren. I had a toilet seat in my last apartment. The brand stamped on it was "Tuffy." From that I discerned that passing sh!t is a big deal! Regardless of the jokes my friends expressed about this toilet seat, I realize that this is a major statement, since it covers everyone! The collective rules, as always!

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The sh!t-in is an excellent method to show our true moral fiber.

Now pardon me while I partake of a crapulous breakfast.

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I do so love these people; compare them to the Teabaggers. The Teabaggers left in a few hours leaving the venue cleaner than before. They said, "Keep you hands off me."

The OWS people have been there for a month, have rubbed shit on everything, have stolen as much as they can, and have turned the park into a dump.

And their entire demand, if any can be discerned, is, "We don't know what we want but you owe us what we want, even if we don't know what it is."

I love OWS. Destructive, useless, and parasitical.

I can hardly wait until they join the Cube and I can elevate them to Made Progs.

If there is still electricity.

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Perhaps the OWS union has been a bit too focused on the lyrics of their angst-ridden youth, perhaps the Sex Pistols' "Anarchy in the UK" lines:

I am an anti-christ
I am an anarchist
Don't know what I want but
I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passerby, 'cause I
I wanna BE
Anarchy

The OWS comrades are useful to the cause, but their sell-by date is showing.

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Barakolai Dazdraperma,

As a somewhat befuddled prog, I must ask you: Must you be so nit-picky? I mean, I did those tests that asked you to decide which object was "the same, similar, or different." I got them all correct. I bet you did, too.

I truly appreciate your effort to cover our boss but, jeez, give Red Square a break! This photo is so similar it's, well, the SAME! That's how it works with us befuddled progs. If it's similar, it's the same! That's how we overtake our Rethuglican enemies! Truth be damned! Innuendo rules!

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We shall not, we shall not be moved.
We shall not, we shall not be moved.
We're like the concrete filled 55-gallon drum... attach-ed to my aaaaaaarm!
We shall not be moved!



Extrication? That's for mere mortals!

We'll cross that bridge when we get to it!

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Extrication's easy, son.

Let me go get my Milwaukee Sawzall and an 8" wood blade....
We'll have you disconnected in no time !

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Yes, Krans... that would be the simple solution. However the use of a saws-all would require an outlet to plug the device into, which in turn would require hi-tension wires to transmit electricity (an eyesore and a hazard to wild life) as well as a coal-fired power plant to generate the electricity to power it... which as all good progs know generate untold tons of CO2 and sulfer emmissions which strip away the ozone layer, contribute to global warming and make the Baby Gaia cry... The environmentally conscious method of freeing our valiant #OWS protester would involve a butter knife... or perhaps a spoon. Luckily there's a ready-source of concrete available to sharpen said implement to a bowling ball-like edge.... Darwin be our guide, let Chucky decide his fate!

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Nice speech, KAM. Very through . However........

I was going to use the cordless re-chargable saw. 18V..... Nice machine.

Perfect for those "no power on site" jobs.

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Alas Comrade...

Coal fired abominations are still necessary to charge batteries...

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Sadly, you are most correct. That is why I'm devising squirrel-powered generator.

Only three days needed for a full charge !

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I just found out this morning that we, as humans, can be fined much more for allowing our dogs crap on the sidewalk, or other public areas, than if we do the crapping, as humans, ourselves. Amazing stuff.


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If you crap on a cop car, there is no penalty.

If you are a president who speaks of America with "barely disguised contempt," there is no penalty.

Bear in mind that we exist to turn upside down every normal morality and virtue, because we can't get power any other way.

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:If you crap on a cop car, there is no penalty.

If you are a president who speaks of America with "barely disguised contempt," there is no penalty.

Father Prog, the ante has been upped: We're still waiting to see if being a hispanic (status unknown) from Idaho shooting an AK-47 at historic Whitehouse windows will garner any penalty.

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Sources have acknowledged that in New York, allowing ones dog to crap on a sidewalk is a misdemeanor. OWS protesters need to walk dogs for civil disobedience...Doing it themselves makes no impact.

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OK Krasnodar,
I suppose it could be argued that "crap" is not "amazing," in spite of the proof shown at every friggin #OWS gathering. But, it could also be argued that sloppy syntax is, most definitely, amazing! No? That was my point!
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You lost me right after " OK Krasnodar "..........

My apologies....... I was musing on matters concerning linguistic hyperbole.


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To quote Steve Martin,

"Some people have a way with words and some people don't have a way with words."

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So many thoughtcriminals, so little time. Let it be known comrades, you will be met at 3am by Red Star and his Highly Trained Goons Acorn trained Community Organizers.

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No apologies necessary, Krasnodar. Good catch! I was just trying to cover my gaffe by making fun of my own "usage." You know, the ol' change-the-subject technique we progs use to avoid responsibility for our actions. It was YOU that made the real point. And made me laugh while doing it! : •)

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Oh goody - we be talkin' us a linguisticness and grammaracity! Love it when that happens :)

Say, would someone please pass me the prepositions?

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Tovarichi, let's take this a step farther. I personally would describe Rosie O'Donnell as a cunning linguist.

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Pamalinsky...please remember this....

THERE IS NO LAUGHTER IN TRUE SOCIALISM !

Every topic, every word must be loaded down with absolute seriousness.


Q : " Hey, you want to go grab some coffee ?"

A : " Is it free-market coffee ? You should know that most coffee producers run slave-labor plantations where the workers aren't even in a union ! We need to demonstrate and shut down these independent, labor exploiting vendors everywhere until coffee- equality and economic justice has been established !

Q : " Look, I just want a cup of coffee. Can't we just get......"

A: " Haven't you been listening ? I hate corporate pigs like you !"
( storming off in a huff )

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Theocritus, I was not going to put that together. Rosie needs love, but not breeding, and certainly if you were both drunk and about to crawl in bed, I would be willing to rescue you, but not take your place...

Might someone assist in showing me where the dangling preposition are at?

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One of the things teachers told me is that a preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with, but then where were their heads at? As you suggest.

Tovarichi, can you with a straight face tell me that you wouldn't do this flower of socialism?
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Think of her dulcet tones. And I shall never forget the time that Pinkie informed us of reading Rosie about the time that she woke up in bed with Kelly, and was wet. She thought she'd wet the bed, or that Kelly had. I do NOT want to speculate on their play.

But she realized she was hot, and so walked to the balcony of her second-floor bedroom and stood in the night breezes, to let them dry her.

Any Romeo standing under that balcony started to bat for my team that night.

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Father Prog Theo,


First we had Bertha Lewis. Now we have Karen Lewis! A real contender if Janeane won't cooperate, Or, nobody wants to do her. I wonder if Karen and Bertha are related because Karen sports corn rows and her nails are exceedingly long! I could be wrong, but I don't think it gets any more Proggilicious than this.


I have tried to post a video of her but it keeps getting "not recognized" for some reason. Maybe that's a "sign?" I'll try a different tack. But, if don't succeed, just Google Karen Lewis. I'm sure you'll agree. Here it is:






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Pamalinski,

A picture may be worth a thousand words.

So what is this one of Karen Lewis saying to us ?


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It seems she and Rosie have a lot in common. Especially in cubic yardage. under the chin. How many workers could be fed for how long on just ONE of the snacks consumed by either of these two Kapitalist consumers of groceries?

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Theo, the image of Rosie in the beret is just too close to that of Comrade Che Guevera, and that mental image is too great to overcome. Even for the party, I would disobey that order. Come to think of it, I wouldn't order one of my own soldiers into that ambush...

Otto von Bismark was attributed as saying "there's nothing in the Balkans worth the life of a single Pomeranian Grenadier."


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Rosie is therefore the "Serbia" of Femininity. Avoid at all costs.

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Great reference, Tovarichi. I am disturbed a bit by the obvious fact that you may have paid attention in history class, however.

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Fear not, brains in jugs, the only things worhwhile that I got in History class were the phone numbers to an adventurous young lady whom I shall not name, and a nap.

I actually learned about this reference while knee deep in mud serving in Bosnia, keeping Serbians, Croatians, and Bosniacs from each others throats...

and Big Otto was right.

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What do these guys have to do with The Balkans ?
I don't understand........

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Krasno, you genius, you do understand, That is an annoying self-propelled dust-mop and pooping machine with a five meter kill radius. Nothing in the Balkans is worth such as this!

Imagine the carnage if our comrades on Wall Street had a dozen of these little poopers...

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Tovarichi,
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That earlier posted picture of our Progressive Feminine Socialist flower, Rosie O', reminds me of another Media Personality of a few years ago...
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Chucky Lee Ray, just before stealing a soul.

In a similar vein, surely Rosie has stolen our hearts and minds.

(By the way, Chucky also looks strikingly similar to any number of our Occupussies...)

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Comrade Redumdimbulb, you are korrect, there is a resemblance, though in his defense, kapitalists will pay money to see Chucky.

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Comrades, reign in your barbs about Rosie O'Dyke. Bear in mind that Okrah Winesap (who is I admit far and away the best of a sorry lot) hired her for the OWN network. You know, the one where you feel empowered by sobbing and blubbering about how you're, er, not empowered.

I'm told that Rosie is going to have Dr. Johnson sponsor a tractor pull.

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Betinov and Krasnodar,


I would submit that aforeexhibited photo of Karen Lewis says, "I have connections in Hollywood."


Only a prized "blue ribbon" truffle router can do that. Here's proof:


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Pamalinski, why bring up Karen Lewis as being exceptional? She is after all only a middling prog. Personally I prefer, as always, Bill Ayers who remarked after he was acquitted for murdering three people: "Guilty as sin, free as a bird, what a wonderful country."

But if I hear anyone engaging in any hate speech, such as thinking that a black can be a Republican, I shall have him/her/it off to Industrial Jiffy-Lobo™ and then a few years in a vocational camp with very, uh, good therapists.

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Father Prog Theo, you make an excellent point regarding Ayers and those sell-out straying black Rethugs. However, Karen's exceptional vulgarity slinging skills give her "the jump" on Ayers. Perhaps we have two new contenders who will give us the Prog That Will Come™?


Obama will never relinquish his spot on the throne, though, so I guess this is just another fruitless conjecture. It's getting desperate out there! Those bitter-clinger NASCAR rednecks even booed the First Lady, AND the Vice First Lady! Scary. I just can't understand why! One can only hope now.

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Pamalinsky, I am as hot and bothered as you are by Moochelle and Mrs. Bidet being booed at the bigger-clinger NASCAR events. Why, really, what better use of bunker-buster bomb than on a bigger-clinger event? Those people go into the military, love this country, and think that it's exceptional.

Whereas, all together now, AmeriKKKa has no exceptionalism because it detracts from progressive exceptionalism.

We never look up, only down our noses.

While we sniff.

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Tovarichi wrote:Comrade Redumdimbulb, you are korrect, there is a resemblance, though in his defense, kapitalists will pay money to see Chucky.
T-Bo', it is true. Only we True Progs can understand and appreciate the delicate Progressive Flower that is Rosie O', and only we, the Enlightened Elite, could possibly want to listen to her and pay her for the filthy raucous crap dulcet tones that emanate from her pie hole orifice of Party Love and Erudition.

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Comrades, reign in your barbs about Rosie O'Dyke.
Father P., you are Korrekt. Dear Rosie O' is and must always be an unbarbed True Socialist Rose, and her fragrance reeks of the New Socialist Woman.

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If you are True Progs, you will record all the Rosie shows and use them as a lullaby to lure you into perfect socialist sleep. Now I admit that her voice takes getting used to.

Why, in Corpus in March I had a bit of a set-to and spent two days in Christus Spohn Shoreline Hospital and after I was discharged, I thought it wise to wait a few days before driving back to the Rancho.

The Omni could only house me one day; they were full; the last room in Corpus was a Summerfield Suites room, and no pizza place would recognize it on line. Finally I had to talk to someone. Imagine! Me, a Made Prog, having to talk to someone.

I got the pizza. And as soon as I got it, the smoke alarm started telling me that the battery was weak. I had just gotten out of hospital and could not climb to do disarm it, or to do damage to it, and there was no one in the hotel who could fix it. It was the last room in Corpus Christi, Texas. And the smoke alarm beeped every five seconds. As they do.

Fortunately there was an all-night marathon of Roseann and her voice managed to drown out the beeping.

This is, by the way, 100% true.

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Sounds to me like a North Korean interrogation technique.

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Try just having spent three days in Baylor in Dallas nearly a week before, then three days in the Corpus hospital with a lunatic Hungarian electrophysiologist determined to sell you a pacemaker when you do not in fact need one.

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Tovarichi, let's take this a step farther. I personally would describe Rosie O'Donnell as a cunning linguist.
Now THAT, Father Prog, (as you well know), is truly badass!In a recent book, penned by former Bill Clinton mistress, Daffodil Flowers, she claimed Bill told her that Hillary connied more lingus than he ever did. I know, really gross. But, that's what she said. Why would she ever lie about such an important global revelation?

ps: I have no idea how I wound up on this thread, after so many years but, I did! And it seems just like yesterday. Love you Father Prog! Absolutely love you! And, all you other guys too!

Mmmwaaah!


 
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