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With new elections ahead (eventually) we need to get serious about evaluating who we send to congress. We all know how well it has worked so far.

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This just reinforces the old adage, you can't look after anybody else until you look after yourself. To put it in a nutshell, me first!

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General Confusion wrote:To put it in a nutshell, me first!
And equally so!!

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We are all first! Because we are all special, in our own collectivist way!

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If elected I will not serve. If chosen I will ask why! (umm, this does not sound like I remember it....)

I would be a glorious choice because I am the perfect Progressive - looking out for me and mine and spending OPM's as I so needed. This has worked for well for decades and I see no reason to change.

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I promise if elected, I will give you dis, dat, and de udder ting!
(and there was much rejoicing!)

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Comrade Menace, you have almost convinced me! I have always longed for an udder ring (although, I am not sure what I would do with such, but it sounds exciting)

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Judge Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comrade Menace, you have almost convinced me! I have always longed for an udder ring (although, I am not sure what I would do with such, but it sounds exciting)

I can't be certain, but this almost reads as an udder riddle.

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Huckleberry Commons Thyme wrote:
Judge Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comrade Menace, you have almost convinced me! I have always longed for an udder ring (although, I am not sure what I would do with such, but it sounds exciting)

I can't be certain, but this almost reads as an udder riddle.

Udderly ridiculous!

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Red Menace wrote:I promise if elected, I will give you dis, dat, and de udder ting!
(and there was much rejoicing!)

But Mr. Menace, will you buy me a car? I need a car!

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Compromise is the key to making government work! Never give away your principles when you can sell them for personal gain.

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Opiate of the People wrote:Compromise is the key to making government work! Never give away your principles when you can sell them for personal gain.
Hey, I was just in elementary school when I learned that! Except no one wanted to buy the principal...



 
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