Pope Pelosi...Let us bow our heads and pray.



Oh Joy! A double dose of hypocrisy! First Nancy, then this retard.
Wait until you feel the hate and bile from this constipated libshit. The 55 gallon drum of HaterAide must be just off camera. Somebody send this loser some bran flakes, he's way backed up. One question...since he has hair, where's the greasy ponytail?
Maybe it's Mulva's dad? I think it is! It looks like it could be Mulva's attic.
And yes...oh yes...Let us pray for Keith Dildomann's appendectomy!
ROTFLMAO!
Where's Clarabell? This idiot watched "Howdy Doody" way too much when he was a kid.


http://nitwitplanet.blogspot.com/
I don't know if that's retroactive karma, or an explanation.


When things get me angry I like to watch some good wholesome classic Soviet TV commercials. Then go shopping. Maybe these will help calm you down.
Bring Us Your Eggs!
Eat Your Quota of Oranges This Morning
Work At The Shoe Factory


I wonder if his mom & dad made him put his grandpa's underwear on his head.
Muwhahahahaha.
I'm a victim! I'm a victim! Look at me! I'm wearing my grandpa's undies!
Chairman...you need to ask Mulva if it was a Hummel he broke in conjuction with the fishtank.
Apparently he never got the ass whoopins he deserved as a proto-punk.
Gawd, I was beginning to think he'd never blog again.




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he had to grow up without young trendy parents!Not only that Margaret, they weren't "white-collar"! <gasp! thoughtcrime!> Oh my goodness, and no Pink Floyd Happy Morning Wake Up Music. Oh, the humanity!
I'm still betting it's a Hummel he smashed into the fishtank.


As for the douchbag in the video, come on! He's a pathetic radio talk show host wannabe who has to make his false radio show using his crappy webcam from '97 in his f**king attic! He can't even get the timing for the sound effects right. He puts his hand off screen as if there was something up there while his butt buddy off to the side in assless leather chaps honks their favorite sex toy, and sounds off his mating call. He talks about praying, what the hell does he know about praying? The closest thing he ever did to praying was selling his soul to Satan so he could live the days back in the 60's and experience the sexual revolution just like he always wanted to, but got screwed when Satan just made him age like he lived through the 60's and just waits for him to die while he awaits with his rectal branding iron of doom.




Whoops, never mind. I can now view the videos. For some reason they would not load the other night at home, and where I go er... uh... to investigate the proles working conditions, the imperialist scum have apparently blocked YouTube...
However, in this case it is just as well. That idiot with Nancy and his pathetic attempt at being a human being makes me sick. Then there is the Mulva drivel. What a complete waste of perfectly good sperm he is. You know, I don't know his situation, but I couldn't help but wonder if maybe he didn't have the latest fashions was because his parents were doing the best they could for their ungrateful offspring. It was really a toss up on which of these would cause me to toss up something. It is flotsam such as these that make me yearn for the death penalty... for ignorance.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,300661,00.html


Where is your compassion? Don't you know that no thanks to Bush Administration policies, poor old Mr. Sludge is forced to choose between paying for his Internet connection--which allows him to deliver his Very Important Message to The People--and buying Viagra and hemorrhoid remedies? If you look at him and listen to him speak, you can well imagine his luck with the ladies and just how bad his hemorrhoids are, so you know the choice he was forced to make.
Poor old Mr. Sludge, having neither talent on loan from anyone, nor half of anything of his tied behind his back--except what remains of his poor sad ponytail. He has to do his little show out of his attic, because now that he's retired, his wife doesn't want him hanging around the house while she watches The View and gossips with her friends about her hot flashes, her mammograms, and the guy who does her lawn (ahem).
Mr. Sludge has sagging boob envy.
Lastly, he's haunted by childhood memories of his mother, who wanted a girl, and made him wear pink bunny suits at Christmas time, daisy yellow short shorts in the summer, and his grandfather's moth-eaten, skid-marked old underwear the rest of the time.
He keeps her now in the basement with all the homemade canned fruit.
How can you feel anything but compassion for poor old Mr. Sludge, victim of Bush? Don't you find yourself weeping, crying, shaking and choking with some emotion you can't name, for the trials and tribulations of poor Mr. Sludge?
Don't you know how much it sucks to be someone like him?


He then made another blog post about when he was 12 years old and tried to score some pot and got burned for 7 dollars....oh, but he got his sweet revenge!
I feel like I've reawakened the beast.
Pinkie...we have you to thank for this. Stalin Bless You!
Let's see...Mulva is on pot and the Mime is on crack after checking out that "Tillman + Sheehan = Peace" post.
Mime + crack = bizarre conspiracy theory. Tillman could have been the next John Kerry but Bush had him snuffed! The Mime knows!
Did you just see a White Rabbit go down that hole?
Excuse me, I must go follow him.......


Only where did Mulva come up with that latest post? From one of those "Cool Hackneyed Stories You Can Post On Your Blog" sites? I've heard that tale rehashed (if you'll pardon the pun) a hundred times before I encountered the likes of him; about the only variation is the herb used--parsley, sage, rosemary or thyme, etc--I saw the punchline, such as it was, coming a mile away.
The underwear story, though, I'll buy as an original. Only one thing worries me--don't guys like him usually end up at the top of bell towers with shotguns?


I am...glad(?) that at last I finally learned who this Mulva was everyone referred to. What a complete, ignorant, self absorbed piece of flotsam she/he/it is. He could be a poster child for the Pro Choice side. I think back to my years running with my outlaw biker friends... I can't think of much that I would love to have seen more than to have his whiney mealy mouth self to have opened his pie hole just once around us. I figure he would have lasted about... oh, 5 seconds tops.
LOL! I will never forget one night at a bar that was owned and ran by the Bandido's, and my pals in the SOS M/C were regulars. Anyway, I get there one evening after work, and there is some drunk idiot LSU student there.... get this... showing how he could twirl a pool cue. The barmaid was asking politely for him to stop and leave, and his other LSU pal (who I will at least give credit for not leaving his pal behind to be slaughtered) was doing his best to guide his drunk pal out. No one really wanted to bring any heat down on the place, and he was asked nicely to leave. He would then spout off typical drunk stuff like how he didn't mean to bother anyone... then somehow manage to say how he was ok because he had all this backup... That was hilarious.
Them it gets really funny. Clown goes outside, and there is one of the less forgiving SOS friends outside sitting on his bike. He told the guy he best get out of there. The clown then proceeded to do his drunken banter again, but then tells my pal what a great looking bike he had and proceeded to actually touch it... Well friends, that is something you simply do not do... touch another man's bike without permission. Kapow.... clown is down though not too too bad as my pal didn't quite get the nose straight on, but he is major stunned and bleeding. So he gets up, his friend is still trying to urge him to get the hell out. That is when K* comes out. K* was the local chapter president of the SOS at the time, but he was also a part owner of a local "adult dance club" and so not dressed like a biker, and was in fact quite dressed up. He comes out, asks what happened. So clown starts his drunken banter about who hit him, and that he was ok though cause he had "backup" again... So K* points at the guy who defended his bikes honor... and says "He hit you?" Clown says "Yeah, that' wh...." Kapow! Down he goes again! LOL! Needless to say, K* figures if his brother bopped the clown, he deserved it and so he got bopped again! It was like watching a slapstick movie!
If only that could have been Mulva... he needs some "tough love" big time.


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I am...glad(?) that at last I finally learned who this Mulva was everyone referred toAhhh...Pupovich! Your assigment today is Cube Lore 101...proceed to the new and improved Nitwitia and read "I Have Cancer and Three Kids" in Mulva's archives and check the comments.
So Mulva get's burned for $7 bucks in his new blog post last night...
Let's see if I can get him to blog about his first lay...(I know, the Constitution prohibits cruel and unusual punishment, blah, blah)..Jeeze...he just turned thirty and he's already having a midlife crisis.
Parsley for pot....Hmmmm...I always heard it was usually oregano.
I'm betting he banged the preacher's daughter for his first boink....that is if he still isn't a virgin.
How about BillyBobJoe57...?
I give you "Stupid Americans" and it's poster boy.








Hey Joe? Where are you going with that horn in your hand?
What did you do during the Vietnam War?
Did you try and levitate the Pentagon?
It's so nice you gave a honk for LSD.
It pretty much explains everything.
Still stuck in the 1960's? Try Metamucil, that should get your backed up bowels moving again.
Keep sippin' the HaterAide, you barking Moonbat.
Glad to see the Ron Paul losere have invaded your site. You all deserve each other.
So he emails me via YouTube:
Sent: October 12, 2007
Subject: Hey Faggot
Message: Blow me, cock breath.
Attach a video: - Your Videos - - Your Favorite Videos -
Subject:
Your reply: Wow, how original. Do you always engage in hate speech? (That's speech that libshits like you don't like, but it's OK for you to use)
Sorry to disappoint you Studley, but I'm a hetero and happily married, but I do have some gay conservative friends... Should I tell them to get out their tweezers and electron microscope?
Original Message:
> Blow me, cock breath.
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Anybody up for an Invasion of Sludgistan?






Have you seen his page on youtube? He seems to like himself and that Homer doll of his. He looks like he's trying to attract little boys to his attic so he can give them a strict lesson in tolerance of everyone but rethuglikkkans. Some one give him a framed picture of Michael Jackson with the caption "My Hero" underneath.










Why, you're off to play some Friday night hijinks on grumpy Old Man Sludge, aren't you?
Go easy on him, guys. After all, he hates Bush and his bowels have been clogged ever since they pulled the plug on the 2000 Florida recount. (OK, bad mix of metaphors.) Plus his wife left him for the lawn guy, and he's sort of had trouble showing his face outside his attic after Sludgie Jr. underwent that--shall we say, incomplete <ahem> sex change operation because of Bush's refusal to sign the SCHIP bill so Sludgie would have the coverage he needed to cover his--well, just be careful, and make sure you're wearing clean underwear yourselves.
Bring me back his ponytail on a stick, and I'll bake you boys a batch of beet muffins!
And please clean my shovel after you're done using it this time!


<Runs out door on a mission>


He'll think it's a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
Check out his Roberts University video too....Is that his dentures he's sucking on and rolling around is his mouth?
I wonder what else he does up in that attic besides little boys.
I think he's more than a little too friendly with that Homer Simpson doll.




<character off>
I don't have a You Tube account and don't feel inclined to set one up just to pee on that old pervert, since I worry he might have my e-mail address thereafter. Quite frankly, guys like him scare the hell out of me. I feel dirty after just looking at that site. I feel safe here. You may call me chicken if you like.
<character back on>
Remember, on a stick. And wipe off the shovel.


C'mon Pinkie....as Mulva would say "Peer-Pressure".


It's almost my bedtime, but I'll think about it over the weekend.


OUT OF CHARACTER - My family has often chided me because "those people are probably just using it for yada yada yada. I always tell them that is between God and themselves. My God will judge me for giving... they will be judged for what they did with it. OK, don't want to say judge, but I think you see my point.


(Embeds are disabled by the bag-lady)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fiFSqmYLz1Q




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Hey, Billy Bob Joe, I love your shows, I always check your page on You Tube after picking up my copy of The New York Times at the local welfare office. I would like to ask a question. I'm a big fan of the former Soviet Union, and we would like to ask if it isn't too much for you to pin up an old USSR flag in the background. It would really show your support to everyone else out there that think just like we do. I also think it would be totally radical if you wore a Che t-shirt during one of your posts.Thanks!
-Norman
Friggin’ baby raper.




mightypup (10 hours ago)
I too worry about the important issues.. a public blind to the quite open plans of Al Queda. The left prefers to believe that Bush is the real enemy.
And this to the sludge man at one of his rants...
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I can only laugh about the Rush rant. I have listened for 19 years. He has never once disparaged ANYONE who actually served. He may differ with their opinions, but always treats them with respect. I was listening that fateful day, and knew exactly what he was talking about since he talked about fake soldiers on Mon and Tues before the "infamous" comment. When that storm hit later, I just laughed since he had not said what these psychos think. They confuse the voices in their heads with reality.


Dog of Space
Which videe Betty?....I can't find it.On his page on YouTube, the one I posted a link to in a previous post.
here.
It's at the bottom of the page on the top of the comments.


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It's at the bottom of the page on the top of the comments.Ahh...it's there now. I think he's taking you seriously. This guy could be a real commissar. He has another video....Blackwater is guilty just like the Marines in Haditha ....let's just get a rope and hang them....why bother with a trial?
Joe sez so.


I'm afraid of going to hell for this. But at least I have the comfort of knowing I'll be taking you guys with me.
Pinkie117 | October 13, 2007
Dear Billy Bob Joe,
There's nothing I love more than a guy who hates George W. Bush, and I don't think I've come across anyone who hates George W. Bush as much as you! In fact, just hearing a man bashing Bush as powerfully as you do, turns me on!
Too bad you're married. I see you're wearing a wedding ring in your photos. Does your wife hate Bush as much as you do, or does she need a little help if you know what I mean?
Anyway, thanks for giving me soo-ooo much pleasure!
Pinkie


You're going to make Bag Lady jealous...lol.
I haven't had this much fun since the Great Patriotic Mime War of New Year's Eve 2006.


Bag Lady tells a Daniel Ellsberg and Amy Goodman bedtime story.
I wonder if Mrs. Sludge knows that Bag Lady has set up a shrine to her old man?
Jeezus....how friggin' pathetic can they get?
I feel sorry for Bag Lady though....how desperate.
She sound like she's from Minnesota....maybe a Yooper.
Hey, we can save Sludge's marriage and get the Mime to hook up with Bag Lady!




At least the rag has its uses.
And that honking noise in the background . . . would that be Old Man Sludge up in her attic?


Pinkie
And that honking noise in the background . . . would that be Old Man Sludge up in her attic?
Yes. Yes it is. He is snorting crack in her attic while she used his "equipment" to do her own version of the












Copy and post this on his new "Letter To Bush" :
Who wrote the letter, Jesse Macbeth? LOL
Twit...
I guess you had no problem when Clinton was carpetbombing Serbia.
The troops are still in Kosovo.
You never hear shit about that....you will come November 28th though, you ill informed dork. I thought they were to be home by Christmas 1999?
Give a honk for that.
So Mr. "I Think I Know Military Affairs", what was your MOS?
Sanchez was an idiot three years ago...now he's a genius. Good one Droopy.


mightypup (1 minute ago)
Who wrote the letter, Jesse Macbeth? LOL
Twit...
I guess you had no problem when Clinton was carpetbombing Serbia.
The troops are still in Kosovo.
You never hear shit about that....you will come November 28th though, you ill informed dork. I thought they were to be home by Christmas 1999?
Give a honk for that.
So Mr. "I Think I Know Military Affairs", what was your MOS?
Sanchez was an idiot three years ago...now he's a genius. Good one Droopy.
OFF CHARACTER
The answer though is simple. Have you ever known of a democrat led war that was not justified or protested? OK, well one might look at the Nam war, but when you get down to it, even that has been laid on to Nixon for the most part. which is also amusing. Say what you will about Nixon, he was the president that promised to get us out of Vietnam, and he succeeded even if he was not still in office to see the end. I grant that I don't believe we went about it right, though of course it probably would have turned out much better were it not for the anti war crowd and congress that refused to give support to the South Vietnamese.


We'll cause this shithead to have a nervous breakdown yet.
I bet you're banned in about three hours.
Sorry about your Tigers. They still might win the BCS.
Hey, Hey, LBJ! How many kids did you kill today?
Did you see LBJ's appeal to Ike in'67 that was just released?
They both thought Bobby Kennedy was a threat to the nation.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent ... 7eb84.html
LBJ might have been a social engineer, but at least he loved America. Listen to the tapes....history isn't repeating itself through some natural flow of events. It's just The Left (Neo-Commies) using the same playbook from 40 years ago


But my proles will just have to understand.... I have to confiscate their vodka rations for this week... For the People™.


http://youtube.com/user/55ella2007k
Such an elegant lady of refinement! You don't suppose she's Mulva's mother? Or maybe that woman Commissar Theocritus mentioned on another thread? You know, the one whose dinner date choked on his linguine just because she spoke Italian to the waiter--the one whose Swiss banker boyfriend dumped her for a mere secretary because he simply didn't appreciate the way she kept hogging their pillow talk by endlessly holding forth on the fine arts? The one who's really just looking for a wimp like . . . well, like her own boy Mulva.
*unless by arts and culture, she means human waste and the stuff growing in her fridge, respectively.


LOL! It's like AA for liberals... only their disease is a total hatred for George Bush.


Don't they understand? My opinion (and yours of course Chairman) is the only opinion any one will ever need to keep them safe, free (as the party defines it of course), and content (again, as the party defines it).


Yes, of course Bush screws American children so he can kill Iraqi children. It's obvious...that's why he flew those planes by remote control into those buildings so he could have a war in Iraq to kill Iraqi children and veto the SCHIP bill. It all makes sense to me now.
He looks like another brave warrior from the Vietnam era.
Why didn't FDR have SCHIP when he was killing German & Japanese children and Howard Zinn was napalming French children?
Why?
Because Prescott Bush secretly vetoed it when FDR wasn't looking while playing with Fala and getting a blowjob from his secretary in the Oval Office, which is OK, it's about sex, not perjury
<off character>
Sorry Pup, I'm not fed up, the mentally disturbed fascinates me.


You can almost feel the slobber flying off the screen at you, giving you the shower righteous socialism.
Here's a Trutheran who's a big fan of BillyBobJoe57.
I give you scottishcream's tribute to Grumpy Old Man Sludge (GOMS)
.......And now for something damn near the same.


mightypup (4 hours ago)
I am so thankful Bush vetoed that bull SCHIP bill. So, you think it is right for me to pay for the health insurance for "children" up to the age of 25, for parents who make more money than I? Let me give you another clue... where in the Constitution is the Fed Govt given the responsibility of providing health insurance for ANYONE? Amazingly, one of the prime DELEGATED responsibilities is to "provide for the common defense."
There is even more there, some too disgusting to print here.
Oh, and the Scotsman.... well, he is "special" as well. So rightfully pointing out how well sourced the GOMS is. No doubt we all need to see more of this wise man... and I am sure he will be proud to know we are passing on his wisdom in the manner it so well deserves.


For cryin' out loud! It's right there in black and white, between the paragraph that guarantees separation of church and state, and the one that says women have the right to as many abortions as they want, whenever they want, under all circumstances.
P.S. I wonder if James Carville has ever thought about dragging a hundred dollar bill thru You Tube?






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Laika - LOL... look at the sweater Scotty has on. That's funny in itself. Maybe it was his grandfather's sweater? <gasp!> Another Mulva in the making! Terrifying!Chairman, I feel like Margaret Meade...some kind of cultural anthropologist discovering new species of moonbats that are more reclusive and hardly ever come out of the attic. It's like all these zoos that have a panda cam.
You should see some of Scotty's other videos. Masterpieces in 9/11 conspiracy hokum. At least he doesn't slobber like Sylvester the Putty Tat and instead uses text.




That's when I think I found the key to their collective lunacy: Inbreeding.
(That, or is it really possible this many people got hit over the head with a hammer when they were six years old?)


He kept the Pup's though.
Pup, are you kissing mime butt?
I guess I'm just too offensive.
I'll give it another shot.


Well, HELL-OOHHH, Mikael! Wasn't Tillman killed in Afghanistan?


It's Sanchez's full speech....
Quite a different story.
Jeeze, the MSM has to lie about everything.
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/lis ... tfully.htm


Ed Hand had to respond:
Once again, The Mime gets it all wrong. It's amazing you know how to breathe.
Just google Jesse Macbeth, then ask a real soldier.
You've never listened to Limbaugh, not that that matters, just like all the rest of you and your Neo-Commie friends. Parrot whatever your socialist overlords tell you. You've been had again, just like all the impeachment promises made by the Dems running both the Senate and the House. Sucker.
Try the truth sometime, it will set you free.
I was a soldier Mime, you can ask me if you like. I'll help you with your lingo, dillwad.


Laika the Space Dog
The Mime friggin' removed my post.He kept the Pup's though.
Pup, are you kissing mime butt?
Not too worry, if you are referring to the GOMS creature, I just tried to put a reply there and for some reason, it just wouldn't go. They are so open minded.


mightypup (1 hour ago) That is most kind of you. Hope you have a blessed day... ah shoot, let's up that to a week! LOL
Largo64 (7 hours ago) Too bad you didn't write Bush's speech. He can't seem to make anything clear. Sorry if I was a little snarky a while back there.
mightypup (11 hours ago)Cont. As I mentioned elsewhere. I live next door to an old friend. She is grandmother to 3 girls, and makes about $11,000 a year. I help them. They call me uncle Pup. Guess what? That expanded SCHIPS bill will not help them one bit either. But it will take money from me, to give to someone who makes up to $82,000 a year! This bill is not about helping the poor, it's about gradually bringing the single payer health care system that works so well in Canada, England etc.
mightypup (11 hours ago)That bill would not help those people one iota. The BULL SCHIPS bill EXPANDS coverage to more "kids" up to the age of 25, who are above the poverty line, for parents who make MORE money than I. I have a lot more experience with how Fed aide works than 98% of the people you see on youtube. If you had any idea of the way I see tax money being wasted right now you too would be sick to death.
Largo64 (20 hours ago)If you work with the people who need it most, unless you can suggest an amendment or something, why would you be against a bill that would help them? I assume you care about these people, so where does your resistence come from? I'm sorry, but Republican "principles" sound inhumane to me. They always sound like, "I've got mine, you go screw yourself." I know that's not how Reps really think, so how DO they?
mightypup (1 day ago) BTW, I will point out that I work with the very kind of people who if anybody, need the sort of help from the govt you suggest. I have worked the past 14 years with mentally retarded/developmentally disabled. Prior to that, I worked as an eligibility determination examiner in the New Orleans welfare office. Talk about an eye opener there.


BillyBloJob57 is Attacked!


I do take credit for one thing though... I was tickled to see the following response to the posts I had earlier. Apparently I may have at least changed one mind. She is responding to one who attacked her for her earlier agreement with the GOMS. but after a certain Pup talked to her about the GOMS idiocy....
Largo64 (5 hours ago)
Like everybody else, I pay taxes. "Exactly" how much of that goes for what, I don't know, any more than you do. Mightypup already made the point, and better than you did. You are just being snarky without adding anything.


Censorship!!!! Let's go protest to a bunch of Amish people!






1. Do not drink any beverages while viewing. In fact, remove them from the room altogether.
2. Remove all foreign objects from your mouth.
3. Remove all furniture, especially if it has sharp edges.
4. Pack up what remains of the Chairman's Hummels.
5. Are you wearing a fresh pair of Depends? And do you have a backup pair ready?
All these warnings could have spared me so much trouble and pain. I was seized with such a fit of hysterical howls and shrieks, that for the first time ever, I saw tears (at least I hope those were tears) on my keyboard.
I'll spare you the gory details of all the injuries I sustained. It's taken me this long to post because of doctor's appointments. But I just want to make one thing clear:
This is most certainly not the fault of Her Excellency the Empress. No siree.
She did have a warning posted there, I'm sure. It was simply deleted by those filthy evil reich wingers, who knew that by doing so, I would click on the video, have my hysterical fit, and get hurt in the process.
Oh yes, those stupid idiot neocons had this whole thing very cleverly planned out, right down to the 14--count 'em, 14!--glasses of vodka I drank before clicking.
Yes, the VRWC is trying to SILENCE me! They are trying to stop Pinkie from making posts! They're afraid of her! It's not enough they control Faux News, 90 percent of Talk Radio and 100 percent of Regnery Press, oh no! They're still threatened by the little ol' posts of poor Pinkie. Those creeps made me spray 14 glasses' worth of my very best vodka all over my laptop--the Organ of My Very Important Messages to The People!
My Lenin, is there any evil they're not capable of?
They're desperate and they're scared! But they will not silence me! No, I will continue to post! And when Her Excellency sweeps to power in All Her Glorious Glory, they will be brought to justice for this most heinous of hate crimes!
And--oh! Who's that in the back saying he doesn't know who the hell I am and that he never heard of me till this happened?