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Potyomkingrad

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It seems the rumors of Potyomkingrad are proving true. This rare smuggled footage came to me only recently. It purports to be "Rare smuggled footage of Potyomkingrad-on-the-frozen-Bay of Titan."


A note enclosed with the video claimed that the Party has built a thriving socialist paradise throughout the solar-system. "It is only the suppression of truth by the capitalist press that blocks all news of Socialism's completely successful space program and the thriving settlements we've built on all the planets we've liberated."

The program has been completely funded by using the sophisticated YouTube advertising campaign below combined with a small army of Young Cosmo Pioneers volunteering their after school time by going door to door selling Che Gourmet fine food products to rich western revolutionary wannabes.

You know, it's amazing what we can accomplish when we're united by the Party.


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Where are the party-approved houses of prostitution? They aren't clearly labled in 37 diffirent languages each in braile, and in writing. This must be corrected.

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It's beautiful. Can I go to Potyomkingrad too?

Premier Betty, I believe you're in very poor taste.

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There must be houses of prostitution to keep the unwashed toiling masses happy.

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Margaret wrote:It's beautiful. Can I go to Potyomkingrad too?


I wish ALL you hippies would move to Potyomkingrad or Woodstock or wherever...get all in one spot so I can send in the bombers!!

Republikkkans in '06!!

Remember to Moraca!!!

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What does that mean, "Remember to Moraca"? And I'm not a hippie. You're not very nice.

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Potyomkingrad, ohh, I soil myself. It is as magical as they described it back in Kinderdoctrination. Oh, if only Hillary were Supreme Soviet, this magical dream could be reality...

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What part did Comrade Goodspaceguy Nelson play in this project and in the production of this video? I do hope he will run for the glorious position of the first Mayor of Potyomkingrad. I'm sure he keeps a spacesuit somewhere in his closet with the Potyomkingrad emblem emblazoned on the chest.

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Goodspaceguy Nelson, classic and timeless that comrade was. You know what, the Cube Central Committee should axe Buck Buncombe and give Goodspaceguy a job. Poor spaceguy, he tried so hard to steal that election. He needs help, I dont want to see him have to live in his mothers basement forever drooling over old mint condition star-trek action figures, I really dont...


 
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