Don't be pouting now.

Don't laugh either. A cornered bear is an angry bear.

Oh no! The DuckFace epidemic reaches Russia!

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Whatcha you poutin' 'bout, Pootin'? The DNA test is back and you're not Daniel Craig's long-lost twin? Sandra Fluke turned down a Moscow University Scholarship? You got only 85% of the vote when you paid for 99%?

NYET! Here's why: "Why did they put down Old Yeller? I wanted to do that!"

BTW, did you know that the DuckFace epidemic is now more widespread than Ebola?

It was first started when a young female person using Twitter got bitten by a duck and became a mutant. The epidemic is now threatening mankind by taking females of child-bearing age out of the dating pool. Think about it: if this is their mating call, who is their target? Some sexy hunk of man-meat who's attracted to ducks? Not to be judgmental, ducks are fine animals, but this commissar likes human females better.

This banner appeared in front of St. Petersburg stock exchange today. The first character P is a take on the symbol for the Ruble, which the artist turned into a limp member. The obvious takeaway is that Putin's policies have rendered the Ruble impotent.

Perhaps its a faucet, and the rubles will soon flow like borrowed tax dollars from the US treasury do?

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Perhaps its a faucet, and the rubles will soon flow like borrowed tax dollars from the US treasury do?

Take heed comrades. Ivan is a professor of limp faucet management.

Never fear, comrades! The Ruble will rise from the rubble as soon as comrade Putin decides which part of eastern Europe will be rubble, next.

Remember, the NATO Rapid Reaction Force will take up to a year to organize, after the Environmental Impact Study has been completed.

Comrade Putin has a lot of time on his side.

Captain Craptek wrote:

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Perhaps its a faucet, and the rubles will soon flow like borrowed tax dollars from the US treasury do?

Take heed comrades. Ivan is a professor of limp faucet management.

Obamacare covers the little pill that will make the ruble stand up and earn interest...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Perhaps its a faucet, and the rubles will soon flow like borrowed tax dollars from the US treasury do?

Take heed comrades. Ivan is a professor of limp faucet management.

Obamacare covers the little pill that will make the ruble stand up and earn interest...

Quite so, Comrade Ivan. Chemistry's contribution to "Hope and Change"-

I would hate for my currency to be deflated...

Did the Russian Central Bank take a Pfizzer pill?