First off... anything you may have seen this morning did not happen. It was all part of the glorious 5 year plan to spread our glorious socialist message.

Secondly, to all those who did in fact make sure nothing happened and succeeded in an inevitable victory against the racist enemy; a BIG THANK YOU!

To everyone else; BACK TO THE BEET FIELDS!

shhhhh... Don't tell anyone. Keep it on the down low. I won't tell if you don't, ok?

Ummm, yes, part of the five year plan to make redder and better. Hat's off to our Fearless Leader Red Square and his equally fearless adminions.

An extra hour of time today for the time that was not lost! An extra day for the Sysadminions!

Problem? what fool thought there was problem? We laugh at his silliness and lack of faith in the superiority of Central Planning.

Sysadminions you say? I didn't know they had systers...hubba hubba.

Hail the success of May we never have another Day like this again. Long live the thieving, fascist glorious socialists who want to micro-manage every aspect of my life and rob me of every single fruit of my labor.




"THERE'S NO DAY LIKE MAY DAY"
(SONG)


The costumes, the scenery, the makeup, the props
The audience that lifts you when you're down
The headaches, the heartaches, the backaches, the flops
The sheriff who escorts you out of town
The opening when your heart beats like a drum
The closing when the customers won't come
There's no day like May Day
Like no Day I know
Everything about it is appealing
Everything the traffic will allow
No where could you have that happy feeling
When you aren't stealing that extra bow
There's no Day like May Day
Everyone smiles when they are low
Yesterday they told you you would not go far
Today we marched and went so far
Today California, tomorrow Colorado
Let's go on with the May Day show
The socialists, the anarchists, the Progressives, the Greens
Your Bushitler signs and Sarah Palin dummies
To march with and hand in effigy
The broken shop windows of evil kkkapitalists Jews and non-Jews

ALL:
There's no day like May Day
If you tell me it's so
Traveling through the country is so thrilling
Terrorizing neighborhoods all day long
Smiling as we burn Palin in effigy
And watch the dummy burn right to the ground

There's no day like May Day
From each according to his ability
To each according to his need,
We may be stranded out in the cold
Still you wouldn't trade it for a sack o' gold
Let's go on with the Day
That why we love May Day!
Hail May Day!
Hail May Day!

Let us never forget the May Day Massacre Masquerade when we all played a little prank on the Party faithful just to see them sweat. Hahahaha, what a fine joke it was.

We were on strike, yeah, that's what it was, a strike to show solidarity with our unemployed and immigrant brothers.

What glorious song Komrade Leninka! You make Party proud!

Hail May Day! Hail Obama!

Hail The Cube!

Ahhh a glorious gag Comrade Whoopie! Why the looks on their faces as they thought a virus had hijacked the Cube! Most equal! Hopefully this sends a powerful message about the plight of the non resident migrant worker, or the need for anarchy and free healthcare.

Comrade Leninka, a heroic song! Truly you are touched by the spirit of international solidarity and socialism.

Thank you Comrades. For the first time ever, I feel as if we really have something to celebrate - with one of us in the White House. I never dreamed it would happen in my lifetime. Hail May Day!

This Glorious Day is proof that the Progressive way is the way to Utopia and Social Justice. BusHitler and his KKKapitalist minions will occupy the fields this fall for the beet harvest, after today.
Praise our Dear Leader and the Goreacle for leading us into the World of Next Tuesday!!!

Comrade Leninka!

I am astounded at, and jealous of, your lyrical talent. This is so amazing that I have temporarily lost my ability to speak in a proper Senate-approved Negro dialect.

You are surely in top running for Beet of the Week award, with or without short promotional trip to Gulag. Perhaps a title, too, with or without real promotion.


Leninka the Commissarka of People's Karaoke

Thank you Comrade CTG Marxist. Always feels good to confiscate a kkapitalist song like "There's No Business Like Show Business"and turn it into a parody write an original, from scratch, revolutionary song for the Greater Good ™.

Clever lyrics Leninka, but the tune put a vision of Ethel Merman belting out the original in my head and even 3 shots of vodka and two bottles of Blue Moon ale couldn't rinse it away.

Well like they say, it's never over until the fat lady sings.


(Hmmmm, crop out the face and that would make a nice avatar for some Germanic female commissar)

What hack? To be diverse, the Mayday message was just in Ancient Egyptian!