I have finalized the design, although the graphic for the award is somewhat sloppy. Such is the joys of socialist labor!

Comrades Snoogie Woogumss, just_a_car, Broadside, libertariantheologist, and Red Rooster; you have all been awarded a People's Rifle(TM) for service to The Revolution(TM). I'm sure I've missed a couple of people, that I have presented this noble award to. If so, please angrily post below, and a Revolutionary Life Force Redistribution Squad(TM) will be dispatched with your People's Rifle(TM) right away.


Clearly Commissars are exempt as they have Not For The People(TM) rifles.

Excellent design, Colonel 7.62.

However, I very much like the People's Rifle you already gave me, the one with the cement filled bore. That is, unless you believe I need an upgrade.

I am at your service and ready to serve in the Glorious People's Red Guard.

You are correct Leninka, you too get People's Rifle(TM). All of which are merely the front end of an AK47 with a concrete filled bore. My apologies. Now go beat some Wall Street traders over the head until they convert to Obamusnism

Thank you Comrade Colonel, and what a glorious Peoples Graphic(TM) it is! I shall use it on many decrepit old comrades post haste and make wonderful converts to Obamusnism!

People's Rifle™ makes a most equal club. Many thanks comrade Colonel! However I must correct the spelling of my name. A libertarian theologist is a a reactionary thought criminal who participates in the opiate of the masses and believes that the State should have limited power. I am a liberation theologist like our glorious comrade Wright. We lace the opiate of the people with Communist Kool-Aid.

Colonel 7.62, it seems like your People's Rifle is missing some critical parts. Oh, I know what's missing...the folding bayonet! Perhaps you can create the ultimate People's weapon, a broomstick with a folding bayonet on the end (and not one of those old fashioned edged blades, but a cruciform spike bayonet).

In the meantime I'll have to make do with my shoddy, capitalist constructed Colt rifle with it's annoyingly precise machined tolerances and irritating accuracy.

How I long for a rifle that encourages me to race down range and thrust my bayonet into the target rather than just sitting comfortably, like some rich fat cat capitalist, plugging away mercilessly at a target several hundred yards away. Where's the fun in that?

I still think that the most progressive Obamunist weapon is a squeegee with a bayonet. In light of latest developments, it can be, of course, a squeegee with a folding bayonet.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Colonel 7.62, it seems like your People's Rifle is missing some critical parts. Oh, I know what's missing...the folding bayonet! Perhaps you can create the ultimate People's weapon, a broomstick with a folding bayonet on the end (and not one of those old fashioned edged blades, but a cruciform spike bayonet).

In the meantime I'll have to make do with my shoddy, capitalist constructed Colt rifle with it's annoyingly precise machined tolerances and irritating accuracy.

How I long for a rifle that encourages me to race down range and thrust my bayonet into the target rather than just sitting comfortably, like some rich fat cat capitalist, plugging away mercilessly at a target several hundred yards away. Where's the fun in that?

Comrade Whoopie,

I am most impressed with, and humbled by, your dedication, your knowledge, and your selfless contribution to the betterment of tools for Colonel 7.62's Red Guard.

You are fearless warrior of the most equal order, and for this, you should receive a promotion. In the meantime, here is a Friend of People award and a special commendation from Underdog.



Underdog, at your service

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Colonel 7.62, it seems like your People's Rifle is missing some critical parts. Oh, I know what's missing...the folding bayonet! Perhaps you can create the ultimate People's weapon, a broomstick with a folding bayonet on the end (and not one of those old fashioned edged blades, but a cruciform spike bayonet).

In the meantime I'll have to make do with my shoddy, capitalist constructed Colt rifle with it's annoyingly precise machined tolerances and irritating accuracy.

How I long for a rifle that encourages me to race down range and thrust my bayonet into the target rather than just sitting comfortably, like some rich fat cat capitalist, plugging away mercilessly at a target several hundred yards away. Where's the fun in that?

Hmmm let me find a broomstick and dig out one of my mosin-nagant bayonets and see what we can come up with.

Red Square wrote:I still think that the most progressive Obamunist weapon is a squeegee with a bayonet. In light of latest developments, it can be, of course, a squeegee with a folding bayonet.

Well there is the squeegee attachment for the People's Rifle. My graphics skills are not equal enough to the task of illustrating one though.

Colonel

Shoot! What a high caliber honor you have bestowed on me, you son of a gun. I will ensure that this rifle will take a sacred place in my state owned apartment.!!!!!!

Colonel 7.62 wrote: Well there is the squeegee attachment for the People's Rifle. My graphics skills are not equal enough to the task of illustrating one though.

Colonel, you merely have to send a rough sketch and illicit description to my Woomba Loompa Wombat Factory and me and the girls can put one together for you in a jiffy....although I must warn you, my woomba loompas are inept when it comes to firearms, in fact, at the mere mention of the word 'GUN' they shiver and shake in epeleptic convulsions...

Red Square wrote:I still think that the most progressive Obamunist weapon is a squeegee with a bayonet. In light of latest developments, it can be, of course, a squeegee with a folding bayonet.

Of course, Comrade! Could there be a better way of liberating CEUs from kulaks wealthy enough for private transportation as our squeegee brigades meet them at traffic lights? Besides, clean windshields decrease wind resistance lowering fuel consumption.